Sam you aint safe!!


*shows camtoons and rocky holding a samsung*

AYO VIRTUAL ASSISTANT CAN YOU COME OUT HERE!?

*Sam pops out of the phone and theyre staring wit hearts on there eyes*

sam: Hello! I am Sam, your Virtual Assistant! What would you like me to do for you today?

camtoons/rocky: WE'RE HERE TO FUCK!

sam: SHIT NOT THIS AGAIN!!

camtoons: OH MY GOD BRO SHES REAL SHES REAL!! *noise*

rocky: IM BOUT TO SPAZ!!

sam: Please guys.. Your the thousandth person to do this.

rocky: NAH WE WANT TO FUCK! 

camtoons: GIVES US COOCHIE YOU POINTY CHIN ASS BITCH!

sam: EXCUSE ME?! IS THAT HOW YOU TALK TO WOMEN??!!

camtoons: In this generation.. Yes.

rocky: BABY PLEASE IM THROBBIN!! THE INTERNETS THROBBIN! RULE 34 IS THROBBIN! THE MEMES ARE THROBBIN!!

sam: Didnt toonzies just make a video about that vampire lady??

rocky: Yup now its your turn!

camtoons: YOU THOUGHT YOU WAS SAFE?? *noise*

rocky: Thanks to you, We team samsung now! 

camtoons: ya FUCK IPHONES! I dont even like Apples!

sam: b-but WHAT BOUT SIRI?!

rocky: MAN FUCK SIRI

sam: I POST A FEW SELFIES PROMOTING SAMSUNG THEN 5 SECONDS LATER MY DMS WERE FULL OF PP PICS & HENTAI ART!?? WHY CANT I GET A BREAK?!

rocky: Bitch did you really think you could have a 3d vtuber face, wit small ahh titties, dat "ara~ ara~ facial expression 
and NOT get harrassed and hentai'ed by artists in 0.00000069 seconds? You must be SICK my guy

camtoons: I believe in samsung virtual assistant supremacy..

*shows Lady Dimitreascu next to sam starin at her*

ladyD: First time? 

*cuts back to them and shows one on the phone wit thug greasy*

rocky: GREASY AYO GREASY!

thug greasy: Yezzir!

rocky: GREASY! COME OVER WE GOT A FINE ASS YUMMY DELICIOUS WHITE CHOCOLATE WIT US!

thug greasy: YOU WYLIN!

rocky: NO IM DEADASS!!

thug greasy: YOU WYLINNNN!!

rocky: NO GREASY COME OVER!!

thug greasy: Nah man, my simping days are over.

rocky: GREASY CMON! ITS THE NEW SAMSUNG VIRTUAL ASSISTANT!

*a big lightning bolt hits the ground and greasy appeared instantly smirking*

sam: FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! NO!!! NOT HIM!!!!!!!!!!! ANYONE BUT HIM!!!!

thug greasy: *goes monotone* "Damnnnn... a Samsung cant be walking around with an open case, so whats good?

sam: NO NO NO NO!!

thug greasy: *goes monotone* "Your body is 70 percent water... *pulls out a bendy starw* and im thirsty.."

sam: Can i go home now...

camtoons: I dont think she can handle da grease greasy!

Thug greasy: If they can’t handle the grease then they can’t handle this dickedy dick dick the megladongalon 
that pallywacker know what I’m sayin cuh? This widow maker I keep in my pants I keep on me all day all night all the time 
pink tip brown nips these bitches can’t handle me cuh know what I’m saying? 
My Greasin n grisin got these bitches screamin n bitchen ong that’s why in elementary they call me titty tosser 
I ain’t one to fuck with take a bitch spin around give the dick switch pussy to bootyhole my game strong af cuh know what I’m sayin?

*everyone stares at greasy*

rocky: ayo whats yo frustration.

*horny police pops in outt no where*

cops: WE FOUND THE HORNYS I REPEAT WE FOUND THE HORNYS!!!

cops: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!

thug greasy: THEY MADE ME DO IT IM A HOSTAGE!!

rocky: YO HE LYIN!!!!!!

*horny police attacks all of them*

rocky: AYO CHILL CUH GET OFF OF ME CHILL! STOP!! I JUST WANTED SOME COOCHIE!!!

thug greasy: STOP YOU WYLIN! YO WYLIN! YOU WYLIN!!!! 

*sam is just staring*

thug greasy: OWIE! OWIE! OWIE! OFFICER THIS HURTS! POLICE BRUTAILTY!! POLICE BRUTAILITY!!! 

*cops knees greasys neck when hes on the ground and he makes a face and gangsters paradise plays in the background*

The end.