Lunch On The GO

This story happened a few weeks ago, I just have not had time to write any true stuff! There is a lot more to come! So stay tuned fans!

I stood in line for the Go-bus with my arms LOADED with bags! Naomi had invited me up to her family’s cottage for the weekend to meet some of her family and she did not go easy on packing! It was like she brought her entire wardrobe! I had a massive back on my back that weighed close to 60 pounds! Hanging on each arm I had multiple plastic bags full of groceries and other food to bring up! I was holding a large cooler in my left hand and her laptop bag and purse in my right! I was close to tumbling over and was shaking from how much I had on me, that combined with the heat and wearing a covid mask made for a nasty situation! Naomi came walking up with a large milkshake ice cream in her hand, she had on a big pair of sunglasses and wore a yellow sundress with flowers and a brown belt over her hips! She looked fucking beautiful! I checked her out looking her up and down as she smiled and did a spin! She is so cute! She had on tartan style sandals and I couldn't take my eyes off her feet!

The bus operator opened the side bus compartments and everyone began loading their luggage! I waited for a good space and set down a bunch of the bags! I could hear Naomi yell at me as I looked up!

“Bring my laptop bag and my purse babe!” she said while blowing a kiss and walking onto the bus! There were two young college aged guys behind me and I could hear one of them make a whipping sound as they both laughed, they had no idea what our relationship was really like though, how depraved and terrible she treated me, I was more than whipped!

I brought her purse and laptop bag onto the bus and flashed my ticket! She had gotten us the seat at the very back! Because of covid, they have only been booking three quarters of the bus, and ours was partially empty! There were maybe ten people other than us! The closest person was six rows in front of us and no one was behind so there was lots of privacy!

Naomi took out her laptop and began working almost immediately, she never stops moving, it's so attractive to me! I can work all day and when i take a break she's still hard going. Right now she's creating her own youtube series where she's going to be counseling and educating men on how to talk to and find the right woman! I think it's gonna be really popular!

The bus pulled out of the station and i got comfortable pulling up a podcast on my phone, it was gonna be a long four hour ride up north to her family’s place! She grew up in the countryside and I was a bit excited to see it. The bus was traveling down the highway out of the city as I watched the highway barriers pass by, they were covered in graffiti and fun to watch! My stomach began growling a bit just as I heard a container of food pop open! I looked over to see Naomi eating from a tupperware container she had packed!

The night earlier we had gone to a covid potluck party at one of her close friends' place! We left last and she had brought a ton of leftovers home with us, I could see the container she packed was full of the different dishes! There was homemade mac n cheese, three deviled eggs, some latkes, a small slice of quiche, and then a small container of mixed fruit and berries! She laughed seeing me eye the food and then giggled holding out a fork with a strawberry on the end!

“Want some?” she asked!

I reached out as she pulled her hand back and ate it quickly while laughing! She leaned back on the window and kicked her legs up using her toes to take off each sandal. I watched them fall to the floor as she crossed her legs and wiggled her toes! She nodded to them and continued eating, she didn’t need to speak, she has been training me well!

Just for anyone who thinks I have been living purely off her feces, i did have breakfast in the morning, a bowl of cereal and a slice of toast with peanut butter! The cereal is a special kind she buys from a super health food store too because she tries to only eat and buy from healthy and ethical companies. So even though i am eating alot less, its way healthier and her diet is superhuman levels haha! Honestly, i wouldn't feel comfy eating feces from most people, but she is so healthy, clean and aware of her body that it makes me very at ease!

I began massaging her feet, she has small soft soles, perfectly shaped, she walks around barefoot a lot so there's a few little hard spots here and there but her feet are perfect! I could smell the sweaty salty odor coming from them in my lap and my dick began to grow fast! She felt it on her heel and slowly lifted her foot, cupping her dirty toes over my nose! I sniffed deep and let out an audible moan, they smelled so rank and stinky! She dropped her feet back to my lap hitting my dick hard and I let out a little yelp! Someone a few rows up looked back as we laughed a bit!

They kept massaging as I watched her eat, she was so buddy on her laptop that she started acting like I wasn't even there! She had finished all the food except for the slice of quiche! My mouth was watering and my stomach was rumbling as she cut into it with the plastic fork, she devoured it in three slices and then placed the fork in the container handing it to me without even looking up! I packed it up and placed it in her purse neatly as she continued to work and sip at her milkshake!

The bus pulled over in a town not far from Toronto and a few people got off the bus, no one got on! There were more than ten rows before us and the closest other riders now! The bus began moving as the driver spoke into the speaker at the front.

“40 minutes to north barrie” he spoke  in a crackly and tired voice! The bus began moving and pulled back onto the highway as it picked up speed!

Naomi smiled and pulled her feet from my lap. She picked up her laptop and stood in the bus aisle facing me, she looked so cute and menacing!

“On your back” she said in a normal speaking voice, under the noises from the bus no one could hear us!

I laid down on my back with my legs across the seats. She threw her purse and bags over my knees and thighs covering me as she backed up and began lifting her sundress! Her ass was big and round, pale and jiggling! She looked over her shoulder and smiled as she grabbed her left ass cheek and pulled it aside! She wasn’t wearing any panties and her dark asshole was visible through her hairy crack! I watched it pucker and pulse as a hissing fart burned it’s way out! I could see how hot it was just by the look on her face!

The odor hit me hard, like a ton of bricks! It was so fuckig bad! So strong and thick with the pungent odor of eggs! There was an overwhelming burning shit taste and smell that hit my tongue, it was the milkshake, i knew it! My eyes widened as my throat started to flex, i was gonna choke and gag but she dropped back landing on my face! Both her fat cheeks jiggled as she wiggled back and forth swinging one leg over me and letting the other hang with her foot on the floor!

Naomi’s asscrack was so wet that my face literally slid into it! I heard it squelch very wet as her sweat smeared my face and my nose pressed to her ripe anus! I was literally crying as I reached up and grabbed her hips, the smell was so thick! She wiggled back and forth driving my nose deeper to her asshole, pushing my nostrils back like I was a pig! I could feel it flexing as I braced myself, there was no escape from this one!

There was no sound, just the silent hot pressure of fire on my face! It felt like someone was injecting liquid rotten eggs into my nose! My entire body went into a small state of shock as I began gagging and instantly puked in my mouth! You know that feeling when you burp and hot bile fills your throat? that happened! That had never happened to me before from a fart! From eating shit yes, but never a single fart!

Tears dripped from my eyes as she giggled and laughed wiggling back and forth! I felt her grab her ass cheeks and spread them wide as she leaned back and sat with her fullweight! It felt like my head was gonna crack between her ass and the seat as she threw her laptop onto my stomach! I could feel her typing and using me as a workstation!

I huffed in and out through my nose, gasping and sucking at air from the depths of her sweaty ass crack! The smell lingered, hanging onto her sweat and poisoning my lungs! It was fucking foul! So bad that i actually didn’t wanna continue! The combination of the bus moving, me laying on my back, her on my face and the smell of her rancid ass, it was making me so nauseous! Her anus puckered and pulled inwards as I cried! Please god no!

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This fart was from the depths of hell! I swear, Satan himself could have released it! I felt my vision go completely watery as the first hit rushed down my nose! It was so hot, like lava! The boiled rotten stink of eggs was so thick, so robust, it felt like she had farted pure deviled eggs right down my throat! My tongue began trembling as I choked and started to gag, her fart was not even halfway done! I could feel her asshole spread wide on my nose, the wrinkly folds pushing as more gas washed over my face! It felt like I was gonna pass out! Like I was sucking air from a blow dryer!

Naomi shifted for a moment with her cheeks held apart and spread wide, a small bit of gas escaped before she slid down over my upper lip and settled on my mouth! Her anus began to vibrate as it hissed and then popped, splattering, it felt like a paintball had hit the back of my throat! Instantly the shit ball turned into a mush like oatmeal and then ran down! It was so foul, so bitter, I could taste the eggs.

Naomi started to gag as she fanned the air and leaned up turning on one of the fans above us! She directed it right at her blowing the air down my direction! I could feel her shifting above me, moving around, I reached up and grabbed her hips, squeezing the sides of her ass as she laughed and patted my head.

Another fart danced across my nose as she slid back up, it was so hot and unexpected! I could feel my nose hairs curling in and trying to escape the foul wind path as I choked and gagged hard! I could feel the heat of her gas in the back of my throat and I knew a shit was coming, it was impossible that it wasn’t! I suddenly got a pit in my stomach when I realized, there was no bathroom on the bus and the trip was another three hours!

Naomi shifted above me and spread her ass cheeks as she leaned backwards! I felt the tip of my nose push into her rectum as the hairs from her ass crack tickled my face! There was a slight rumble, I could hear the stomach movements above me, her digestion, the food turning to gas and feces as it moved through her!

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The fart was worse then the first if that was even possible! I could feel the heat inside of my head as she grunted and pushed! The fart ended abruptly as she lifted up and clenched her ass cheeks tight! I felt a wet dribble land on my lips as she looked back at me with a worried face! She was red and sweating a bit, I thought we were having fun, but she looked in pain! She pointed to the ground of the bus with one hand wrapped around her stomach. Me and her had talked and discussed, she had agreed that she would never use me in public around people who weren't involved in our fetish, but this was clearly an emergency!

I got on the floor of the bus on my back as she took out a plastic folder from her laptop bag! It was see through and green, the kind of flimsy plastic kind that can bend easily! I watched her quickly wrap it up into a cone shape and then wrap some tape around it very quickly! it was messy, the tape twisted and bundled in some areas, she was rushing and i was worried! She reached down, JAMMING the funnel's smaller end into my mouth and hitting the back of my throat making me gag! I reached up, adjusting it and pulled it up while sucking on it and making a tight seal with my lips!

I watched her lift her dress and then slide over from the seat, she was sitting half on the bus seat with 75% of her ass hanging over the ledge! She had both feet on the ground and was whimpering a bit as she breathed in and out slowly! My heart was racing, I was so nervous, if i choked or threw up, we would get kicked off the bus forsure!! We could even get arrested if anyone figured it out!

Her asshole cracked open as the funnel began filling up! Her shit was so thick and greasy, so watery and soft! I felt it fill my mouth as the weight in the funnel increased! I could see through the funnel as it turned darker, she was filling it quick! Feces sprayed out from her ass crackling and hissing as I began to cry!

The shit was so foul, i could taste the eggs, it felt like they were blended into the feces! The bitter flavor of the deviled eggs will never leave my memory! I rolled my tongue through the shit as she let more and more loose, the funnel was more than 60% full and I hadn't even got a mouthful down! I swallowed slow, letting it run down and into my stomach! It tasted so thick and gritty! There were so many little chunks of food I couldn't even identify them!

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There was a quick loud explosion of gas that sprayed liquid feces out over the rum of the funnel! I felt bits hitting my forehead as she looked over her shoulder for a second, she was still red and sweating! I saw her fanning herself as more shit began dropping in clumps from her thick hairy ass crack!

I took a huge gulp sucking down the shit and watched the dark area of the funnel sink down about half an inch! I instantly regretted how big of a swallow I had taken though! The shit came right back up and almost pushed out around my lips! I coughed with my mouth tight around the funnel and shot her shit out of my nose! In a tiny spray!

Naomi began whipping above me using baby wipes and placed them in a plastic ziplock baggie! They were filthy and covered in thick brown shit! As i watched her wipe i could see bits of red and green pepper in the thick feces! As soon as she had finished she dropped her skirt and looked around nervously! I watched her look around her purse, she grabbed the plastic wrap from her fruit cup and wrapped it over the top of the funnel trying to keep the odor locked inside! My eyes were streaming tears, I could barely see from how hard I was crying!

I had one hand wrapped around the funnel keeping it upright, it was so heavy with her diarrhea that letting go would have it tumble right over! I wheezed for air in and out through my nose as I felt her take my other hand in hers! She began stroking my palm with her fingers as I watched her face through my watery hazy eyes! I could see her mouth the words,

“I love you” and I felt my heart and chest tighten, everything in me began to fight!

I opened my throat and started to suck, choking her shit down like a machine! I could see the look of shock on her face as I gulped! My throat was like a mechanical device, pumping it down into my stomach! I could feel my body rejecting it, pushing it back up! I choked as a bit flowed from my nose but quickly I recovered and actually snorted it back up! Her shit was fucking disgusting, more pungent than almost anything i think i have eaten before! As I continued sucking the plastic wrap got pulled in, Naomi watched with wide eyes as I devoured her shit! My last gulp ended with a loud gasping watery breath as she started to laugh and held a finger to her lips!

She reached down and took the funnel from my mouth putting it into a plastic bag and then whipped my lips and nose with a wet wipe! I choked and gagged lightly as she fanned her face and leaned away before looking back down to me!

“You stink, stay there and stay quiet!” she said with a smile while resting her feet over my rock hard cock! I could feel her grasping it with her toes through my shorts.

I swear, the bus ride was the hardest I had ever worked in my life! I could feel the shit in my stomach battling to come back up as I swallowed it over and over again! The flavor of the bitter rotten eggs was so thick in my throat that each breath caused me to shiver! I could see Naomi wince and gag a few times just from being close to me!

When the bus pulled into the station i was so happy! We waited for everyone else to leave before getting off! Even though I was sick to my stomach, she still made me carry EVERY SINGLE BAG! i was going to explode and she could see it as she laughed and waved to me!

“Comeon, this was!” she took my arm and began leading me, i had to wobble next to her with how full my arms were!

The go bus station was right next to a large lake, it was less than a two minute walk to a small beach area where there were outdoor showers people used before getting changed! I rushed over and began washing my face as it all came up like a fucking bomb! Naomi turned and walked away giving me some privacy as I lost it in the shower! I was bent over, the water running over the back of my head as I watched her shit run down the drain! The water rinsed the brown feces away showing chunks of veggies, broccoli, pieces of egg, it was disgusting! When i finished puking i let the water run and wash away her shit before taking off my clothes down to my boxers and getting under! It was FREEZING but I needed a wash! I was going to be meeting her family and couldn’t come in smelling like shit!

When I was done, I turned and she was waiting with a towel and a smile! I dried off and got dressed as we resumed our trip and headed to her family’s cottage! It was far but close enough for a walk, she had a relaxing time enjoying the early evening breeze as I labored behind her like a slave! I was dripping sweat from how much I was carrying!

We got to her family’s cottage and she stopped me before we walked up the driveway! She had a pack of mint gum that she popped a few pieces from and placed in my hand!

“You are gonna love my mom’s cooking!” she said with a smile

“Come on, i’ll introduce you!” she said while taking my arm and dragging me inside!

PART 2

I was incredibly sick from the bus ride and dreaded meeting Naomi’s family in my current condition! It was a ten minute walk to the family cottage on the lake and the place was freaking beautiful! A giant two story log cabin that sloped down the backside of a hill to a huge beach and private dock! Naomi led the way to the front door and I was ecstatic to find out we were the first to arrive!

We unlocked the place and got inside as Naomi gave me a quick tour, the place was like a mansion! There were 7 bedrooms, a huge family room and dining area, two more bedrooms in the basement with a games room and sauna. I quickly found a bathroom and took a long shower plus a mouth cleaning, and just in time! I had barely finished cleaning myself up when the rest of her family began arriving!

Her mother and father were both there when I walked up stairs, her brother and his girlfriend just arriving and walking in the door with their luggage! Her parents approached me and I felt myself burning with embarrassment, like they could tell their daughters shit was digesting inside my stomach! I very politely introduced myself while trying to breath as little as possible in their direction, even though I had brushed I was still self conscious of the odor coming from my throat.

I had barely finished saying hello to her brother and his girlfriend when another car pulled up, Naomi’s aunt and uncle got out followed by their two daughters, one was really young but the other Naomi had told me about, she was a first year at university in the city and was a ballerina! Her name is Sionead. She has incredibly long legs and one of the nicest bubbliest little butts you have ever seen! I made a mental note not to look as everyone was around, I didn't want the family or worse Naomi to catch me. Her hair is long blonde and went down to just about her waist! She looked like the princess from the movie tangled but in real life!

Me and Naomi took one of the basement bedrooms and her brother and girlfriend took the other one. All the upstairs bedrooms were taken by the parents, Sionead and her younger sister!

We spent the entire day relaxing by the lake, canoeing, tanning, it was incredibly relaxing! Her brother and his girlfriend were both really nice too, Naomi had told me ahead of time they were SUPER conservative and a bit religious so i shouldn’t smoke weed around them or anything like that! A small part of me was really waiting for the night time so I could sneak off somewhere and have a long relaxing smoke.

I had a bad feeling like Naomi had something planned, she was being too sweet, too normal, but maybe that was just because we were around family? I began to get a bit more comfortable as the sun started to set. Her father and uncle had begun barbecuing and to not look useless i began building a big campfire in the firepit. Her brother joined in and we got a nice big flame going before it started to get real dark.

Honestly, i had been in the city for so long, and hadn’t been on a vacation in so long, it felt really great to just be away from all the noise.

The dinner was massive, burgers, hot dogs, corn on the cob, green beans, cornbread, french fries, and then a bunch of different home made pies for dessert! Everyone began loading up their plates, talking and enjoying themselves as Naomi pinched my thigh under the table. I looked to her as she leaned in and whispered into my ear…

“Don’t fill up, you're eating for two tonight” she said very quietly before leaning back and reaching out to begin filling her plate with a big pile of corn.

I looked up and down the long picnic bench style tables outside until my eyes locked onto Sionead. She had a hotdog and hamburger on her plate and was laughing a bit at something someone had said far down the table. We locked eyes for a moment as I looked back at Naomi, she was smiling a little and simply nodded to me! I was simultaneously so turned on and stomach sick all at once.

Multiple times throughout the day I had checked out Sioneads ass! It was so soft and round! Perfectly tanned! She had a two piece bikini on earlier and her cheeks literally ate up the fabric! I can’t even recall how many times she slid her fingers down trying to turn the bottoms back into a bikini, but one step later and it would be pulled back into her thick little ass! She was so tiny but her cheeks were so puffy and jiggly!

I had been so excited to eat, I hadn’t had home made barbecue in so long, and now… I would never be able to enjoy it. I reached out and sipped the beer in front of me as Naomi began eating, she kept one hand on my thigh under the table, squeezing it and running her fingers along my leg. I had a massive erection thinking of Sionead, i had never wanted to eat someone’s shit so badly!

Her family asked multiple times why i wasn’t eating, her dad even accused me of being a vegetarian which i promptly denied! Naomi had cleared the air for me when she told them I was feeling a bit sick and not to bother me! They instantly left the subject alone and returned to their conversations as Sionead began to snicker and laugh!

Naomi had two hamburgers and a ton of vegetables, but Sionead, i shit you not ate two hamburgers and THREE HOTDOGS, not to mention vegetables, fries, and multiple slices of pie afterwards! Naomi was stuffed too and i was honestly a bit jealous, i wanted to eat so bad, the food smelled so goddamn good!

The moms began bringing the leftovers inside when Naomi pushed herself onto my lap and threw an arm around me.

“Watch how well i trained this one!” She exclaimed to her brother and his girlfriend but loud enough for everyone to hear!

“TO THE FIRE PIT! burrrrpppp” She demanded while pointing with one hand and then letting loose a nasty burp unexpectedly in my face!

“NAOMI!” Her mother said loud trying to reprimand her but all the younger family members just laughed!

She is not heavy, but from a sitting position and with her just having eaten i was honestly having a bit of trouble lifting her! I hid my face from everyone and looked away as I grunted and used all my strength to stand up and lift her! I let out a deep breath and looked back with a smile like nothing was wrong and carried her to the firepit!

I will spare you all the details, there were a few hours of just hanging out, small talk, making smores of which i was allowed none. It was around 11pm at night and everyone had gone to sleep except for Sionead, Naomi, Her brother and his girlfriend. The five of us sat around the firepit drinking and watching the stars! It was a really really nice night!

I got up to prod the fire with a stick like a kid when the brother and girlfriend both decided to retire to bed! I was ecstatic! My stomach was growling so much and I wanted to smoke so badly, it always settled my stomach! We all said our goodnight and watched them leave! Literally the moment they got inside, I took out a joint and lit it up! Naomi began laughing as she poked at my sides!

“You little addict, how long were you waiting for that?” she laughed!

“Oh god, so good, your brothers such a prude!” i said with a mouthful of smoke as Sionead snorted and laughed!

Naomi took the joint and took a big puff before passing it to her younger cousin. She nervously took the joint and smoked some before choking and coughing with her hand to her mouth!

“Why is he so against smoking!?” i asked while taking the joint back from Sionead.. She was wearing a pink windbreaker with her blonde hair in a ponytail and she looked so damn cute!

“He’s not against smoking, just drugs!” Naomi answered

“These aren't drugs!” i replied as Sionead laughed again..

“Well, it’s a good thing he’s gone, because now you won’t miss this!” Naomi got up and bent over, she had on a big green sweater that was super baggy and a pair of tight leggings. Her ass looked so big and round as the leggings were sucked into her crack! I pushed my nose forward between her cheeks and barely got my face in before she let loose! It was beefy, violent and robust, I choked hard as it blew into my nose and ran down my throat!

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Naomi kept her hand on the back of her head, keeping my face in her ass but I would never have moved an inch! Even as it blew down my nose through the thin leggings, I sucked hard, taking it all in and then gasping as I dry heaved! Inhaling a massive fart point blank can feel like being punched in the stomach and this one was a fucking whopper! The smell quickly blew away in the cool night air as Sionead chorted and laughed like a hyena behind me!

“Shhhhh your gonna wake the entire neighbourhood!” Naomi laughed and shushed her!

“That's soo, ugh hahaha so haha so gross!” Sionead laughed as Naomi let my head go. I got on my hands and knees gasping for a moment on the damp grass before getting back into my seat between the two women!

“Doesn’t it stink?” Sionead asked very naively, I was about to answer but Naomi interrupted!

“Of course, but he loves me so he puts up with it, that’s the best part of having a sub!” i laughed and nodded my head agreeing with her…

“Do you wanna try?” Naomi asked, offering my face up like it was nothing, I blushed and looked to her as she laughed a little…

“I don’t wanna kill him!” Sionead blushed and laughed!

“You're gonna use his mouth as a toilet and you're worried about a fart?” Naomi asked with a laugh as Sionead blushed and slowly got up.

Her ass was soo fucking nice, she had on a pair of leggings that had jeans seam on them and jeans pockets on the back, but they were stretchy and dug between her fat cheeks. She leaned over a tiny bit, her ass sticking out as the light from the fire danced across her bubbly butt! I crawled close and pressed my face to the back crack of her pants feeling the soft cheeks envelope my nose! I could smell it right away, the thick musty eggy aroma of feces! It was fresh and very potent! I could hear her grunting as her anus flexed through the panties and her underwear! I sniffed so deep, deeper than I had intended and Naomi had heard! Sionead laughed a little and sat back down…

“I can’t go yet, i'm too nervous!” she giggled as Naomi pulled me back to my seat…

“That’s fine, jimmy’s getting a bit too excited i think! Aren't you?” Naomi asked as I blushed and turned away..

We all continued to smoke and relax until the fire got small enough that we could safely leave it! We were all tired, it was late, past midnight! Sionead raised her hands in the air to yawn loud as a soft hissing escaped from her ass! It was very sharp sounding and immediately the entire area filled with the stench of pure death! It was the worst rotten egg smelling gas I had EVER endured! Naomi and myself both began gasping and choking as we stepped back fanning the air! Sionead did the same as she laughed! We all backed away from the fire to escape the odor as Naomi whispered!

“Holy fuck! That was rancid, if your ass was directed at the fire you would have burned the cottage down!” She laughed under her breath as Sionead blushed and covered her mouth trying not to laugh too hard.

I got a bucket of water from the lake and tossed it onto the fire just to make sure no embers or flames caught the edges! It smoked and cracked under the water as I set the bucket down! I walked back and could see Naomi and Sionead laughing and whispering to one another. I knew they had something planned…

We went in through the back door that led to the basement! Naomi closed it and locked it as I whispered to Sionead wishing her a goodnight, Naomi laughed and walked up behind me.

“Don’t worry, she's gonna join us!”

I turned to Sionead who was standing with her hands behind her back, she looked so adorable! I could still smell remnants of her rotten egg fart and it actually tickled my throat like I was inhaling smoke! I followed down the hallway to the basement bedroom, it was just a large king bed and a nightstand with a sliding glass door that went to the outside. Naomi closed the door behind me and then walked around the bed grabbing a pillow and lifting up the heavy bedsheet!

“You sleep here! Between us! That way you won’t miss a single thing!” she laughed and began undressing! She took everything off except her thong and sports tank top, her cousin was gonna be joining us so she didn’t want to be naked!

“Take off everything except your boxers and get in!” Naomi commanded as she crawled into bed! The pillow she had placed on the mattress was right beside her massive ass! With room for Sionead to lay on the other side of me! I could already smell the sweaty aroma of Naomi’s ass, it was thick and sour! I took a big whiff just as the door opened and Sionead walked in.

“Where’s Jimmy?” I heard her ask…

Naomi lifted the bedsheets exposing me for a minute, I could see her smile! She had on a plain white t-shirt and flannel red tartan style pajama pants.! There was some slight rustling as the lights flicked off and Sionead crawled into bed.

I worship Naomi, she is everything to me and i would do anything for her, but as soon as Sionead got into bed, all i wanted to do was roll over to face her ass and sniff it deep! The feeling of her soft ass cheeks was like heaven on earth! I literally counted down and then adjusted myself, turning over to face Sionead’s direction. It was almost pitch black under the covers but I could make out that she was sleeping on her side with her ass directed right at my face! She had one leg up making her ass bubble and pop out in an outrageous manner! The fabric of her pants was being totally eaten by her ass!

A felt a soft low rumble and my heart skipped a beat but I felt a warmth on the back of my neck, it was Naomi who had farted and not Sionead! The stink was thick and beefy, it had an undertone of onions because of the sweat in her ass and I began to choke a bit! Both of them laughed above the covers and I could see Sionead’s little ass jiggling!

Slowly i leaned forward, my nose brushing her soft warm ass crack, i sniffed deep and my god, it fucking stunk! Her ass reeked like rotten eggs, it was so thick and made my head spin a bit! Just as I was enjoying the odor, she bent over a bit pressing her ass back and smothering my face! My nose entered her deep ass crack as she grunted and pushed1 i felt her anus flex and push outwards as the blast rushed over my nose!

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The fart was pure condensed methane! It was so thick and eggy that I started to physically choke and gasp! I reached over to grab the side of the blanket trying to get fresh air but Sionead pushed her butt back smothering my face and wiggling her hips back and forth! I could hear both of them laughing as I lifted the blanket and sucked in a deep breath. I choke hard as Naomi raised her voice!

“Stop him!!! He’s letting the gas out!” She said as loud as she could without yelling! Sionead grabbed the blanket at the side and pulled it back down sealing me in with the stink as they both laughed!

“No lifting the blanket, all night, if either of us catch you, you're gonna be punished tomorrow, understood?!” Naomi asked…

“Yes Goddess!” i answered!

“Good, now give me a kiss goodnight!” she said while wiggling her ass under the covers! I rolled over to face her and pushed my face between her cheeks! They were caked in sweat between, she had a serious case of swamp ass! I could feel the sweat getting into my eyes as she pushed her ass back smothering me as hard as she could!

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Three very rough hard beefy farts rocked my nose as she laughed! It smelled so meaty, I could taste the burgers in the back of my throat as I struggled not to gag. My throat was still flexing hard when I felt Sionead tapping my head under the covers.

“What about me?” she asked in a pouty tone as I turned over back towards her ass!

It was dark under the thick bed sheet, but I could see… she had pulled down her pants! Her thick bubbly ass was sticking towards my face! It was so round and so smooth! My mouth was literally watering! I reached forward taking each one of her cheeks in my hands and then pressed my face in! My god, her skin was so soft! I spread her ass and pressed my nose deep into her crack! She had on a tiny thong just barely covering her anus! In the darkness I could feel her asshole was hairy, just like Naomi’s! It winked and puckered before pushing out and then bam!

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Sionead’s gas was fucking deadly, honestly, the worst i had ever smelled, surprisingly she was also the most beautiful woman i had ever fucking met! I could feel her dry sticky asshole gripping my nose as it blew out and then pulled in! Her gas was so thick, I could taste the eggs in the back of my throat as it ran down to my stomach! I wanted to puke but wouldn’t dare on such a beauty! I kept my face in her ass sniffing and huffing as I choked! I could feel her tiny delicate hand running through my hair and pushing my face deeper! Suddenly she bucked her hips and pushed her ass out, knocking me back as she laughed!

“I think i would enjoy a sub!” Sionead said sleepily with a giggle as Naomi laughed a bit!

“I’ll help you find the perfect one, goodnight!”

“Goodnight” Sionead said back to her..

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I felt a massive fart hit the back of my neck as Naomi laughed and pushed her ass back rubbing it down the back of my head and drying her ass sweat!

“That was my ass saying goodnight!” She joked as both of them laughed!

Both of them fell asleep within minutes, it was a long day, I was exhausted too but there was no way I was going to sleep. It's not like I could be under the blanket, it was already so hot and musty and the night had only begun!

Sionead had left her pajama pants pulled down with the waistband hooked right beneath her ass cheeks! The upwards pressure of the waistband made her ass look even more round and mouthwatering! Even though I was sore from laying on my left side, I wasn't gonna turn away from her ass!

In her sleep i watched her shift a bit, her leg moving a bit higher as a soft hissing escaped her ass! It was almost silent but lasted nearly ten seconds and was totally vile! The stink of eggs was so thick and got hotter with each fart! It smelled like she was going to shit herself! I could feel my throat itching and flexing, telling me to choke, but I wasn't gonna wake them!

The only way I could lay on the mattress was to have my legs curled up to my chest like a ball, it was incredibly uncomfortable. With Sionead’s ass in my face I slowly unballed my legs and stretched them out letting them hang off the mattress and poke out from the blankets! I had the biggest erection in my freaking life! I leaned forward a bit more, pressing my nose into her soft egg ass when I froze! She was asleep, I knew that 100%, her soft bare soles were pressed right to my dick!

Slowly, I reached down and tugged my boxers down, just enough so my dick could pop out! I had to hold back a moan as I rubbed my nose up and down her ass crack! It stunk and my dick was fucking throbbing! With my hand pressed to the bottom of my dick and her sole on the top I stroked slowly, I was already almost about to cum!

Her feet were so soft and thin, the bottoms were so sweaty and I could feel the moist skin rubbing my dick! With my face in her ass cheeks I sniffed deep and moaned lightly..

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The fart was vicious and strong, I grabbed her right ass cheek and lifted it as I pressed my nose to her anus! It stunk, but not terrible, not like a fart! I could feel the warmth on my neck and realized it was Naomi who farted, Not Sionead. I began to moan as I took in the combined odor of their asses and then it happened!

I had cum all over the bottom of her sole, it was so much, i felt her foot with my fingers, it was like spiderman had webshoot her fucking foot! I froze when Sionead lifted her foot and began kicking off her pajama pants. She was naked from the waist down except her thong now, I was motionless praying she hadn’t felt me using her foot in her sleep. Then suddenly she kicked back lightly wiping her sole on my stomach and chest. SHE'S AWAKE! I thought to myself as I blushed red. I knew that Naomi was okay with people using me, but I also know she wanted me to worship her. If she found out I came all over her cousin's foot I can't imagine she would be happy! I got a bit of a pit in my stomach thickening of the consequences if Sionead said anything. I was distracted though when she reached back! I watched Sionead spread her tiny ass cheeks exposing her asshole to me! It was covered in dirty blonde hairs and the thin thong strap which I quickly pulled aside!

I pressed my nose right up to her asshole and took a deep sniff before running my tongue to it and licking around the rim. I could taste the bitter feces and the intense smell of egg practically burned my eyes out! Her anus puckered in my mouth and then HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEED right into the back of my throat!  Knew it was going to be hell but this young woman was a goddess and I couldn't say no to her! I felt her hand on the back of my head as the burning fumes rolled over my tongue, hit the back of my mouth and then soaked into my lungs! It was foul! Fucking atrocious! I quickly squirmed out of bed from the bottom and sprinted down the hall to the bathroom! I barely made it to the toilet before losing it! Hardly anything came up, but I couldn't stop dry heaving! Her gas, my god, it was like a fucking poison! I could taste it and feel it deep in my chest, no matter how much I hacked, choked and heaved, it just clung to my insides!

I didn’t sleep for a minute that night! When I crawled back up into the bottom of the bed it was nearly three am and the smell was fierce! Just lifting the blanket brought tears to my eyes! I rolled back and forth giving each of their bare asses a kiss as they snored and slept peacefully! I am truly one of the luckiest guys alive!

PART 3

Throughout the night Sionead’s gas went from deadly to a whole nother level! The thick eggy aroma and odor filled the sheets without a break the entire night! I don’t think more than five minute went by without a hissing soft eggy fart leaking from her ass, and that was combined with Naomi’s beefy ass blasts! I was dripping with sweat by the morning from the heat and fumes under the sheets, not to mention my stomach was growling in hunger! The rumbles from my stomach were so loud I was worried it may wake the women!

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There was a thick hissing that escaped Sionead’s bubbly ass and sprayed my face with her anal fumes! It was so thick and eggy, almost impossible to breath! My dick was still rock hard against her soft soles as it spread her cheeks and took a deep whiff of her asshole! The fabric over her anus was stained a bit yellow from the gas she had been letting loose all night! The tip of my nose burned like I was sniffing chemicals and I moaned out loud.

Naomi began to stir behind me so I quickly turned over to face her ass and softly kissed her ass cheeks. They were very sweaty from the heat under the blanket and she had some red lines across her cheeks from the pressure of laying on the wrinkled sheets. She reached under the covers with one hand spreading her big fat ass, that was my cue! I dove in and pulled her thong strap aside while wrapping my lips around her anus! It winked in my mouth before passing out and BLASTING a pre shit fart right down my throat!

I could hear her giggling softly and half asleep as her fart echoed down my throat! It made a deep whooshing sound inside of me as it hit my empty stomach and filled my lungs! I could taste the meat and burgers from last night, the ketchup, the corn, the flavor was so strong! I began dry heaving as she reached back and ran her fingers through my hair!

“How did you sleep?” she asked while releasing my face from her ass cheeks!

I gasped and choked for a few seconds while wiping my mouth and nose before answering..

“Good Goddess, thank you” as soon as I answered both women began laughing!

“She was asking me stupid” i heard Sionead say with a giggle from above the covers!

The covers lifted up for a moment and I saw Sioneads cute face before she slammed the blanket down sealing me under it with their asses once again!

“Holy fuck!!! That stinks!!” Sionead said with a laugh, I had never heard her swear and it seemed so unnatural coming from her, she looked like a literal angel.

My stomach rumbled and growled loud under the comforters as both women laughed again.

“I think your pet is hungry!” Sionead said with a little laugh…

“Let’s get dressed, i don’t wanna keep him waiting, plus, it’s probably better we do this before anyone else wakes up” Naomi said softly as she crawled out from the bed. Sionead did the same. I was about to get out of the bed as Naomi pushed the comforters back down over me!

“Wait for us to get dressed, then you can come out, I don't want that stink releasing in here!” Naomi ordered as Sionead giggled…

I waited as I listened to them get changed, it only took a minute or so, when I finally crawled out from the sheets, the fresh air had never tasted so good! I breathed deep and gasped while wiping the sweat from my face using the blanket. My entire body was covered head to toe in sweat that was tainted with the odor from their combined farts. I smelled like a fucking animal! I put on some sweatpants and a t-shirt before walking out, Naomi and Sionead were waiting outback. Both of them had sweatpants and sweatshirts on, it was cold still and the grass was covered in morning dew. I walked out through the sliding glass door to join them, they were both talking quietly but stopped as I approached. Naomi looked me up and down with a smile…

“You ready?” she asked me as Sionead stood there wiping her sneakers on the grass…

I nodded as the two of them turned and began walking. We walked around the cottage and then up the road a bit. I walked a few feet behind them admiring both of their asses in the sweatpants. I could just see the jiggle on both of their asses under the thick fabric. After a short five minute walk we took a right through the woods on a very thin path, we had to walk single file through the trees and grass for a moment before coming out to a small opening on the lake. It was like a private beach 15 feet long, big enough for a small group of people to relax and drink on.

“This is so cool!” Sionead exclaimed as she took a few pics with her cellphone..

“Me and Aaron used to come here all the time!” Naomi exclaimed!

“But now, it’s Jimmy’s spot!” she said with a smile while pointing to the sand…

I got down on my back laying on the sand where she had pointed. Sionead had just finished taking her pictures and turned around to see Naomi taking off her sweatpants.

“You're gonna use him right here??” she asked in surprise!

“Yea, it’s so early, no one will come by!” Naomi said with a smile..

“Plus, i don’t wanna keep him waiting, he may starve!” Naomi joked as she straddled my body and squatted over my face!

It was cold out and laying on the sand made it even worse! I was shivering with my teeth chattering as Naomi squatted over me! It was peaceful and serene, I could hear the birds chirping under the sound of the water moving slowly as her anus approached my mouth! She still had her thong on and she reached back pulling it aside revealing her anus and pussy! Her brown pubic hair is thick, matted and pressed down from a night of sleeping! There is a very womanly sour smell coming from her pussy and I can't help but breathe it in deep! Her anus has a sour meaty odor, fresh shit, very fresh, I can tell even before she began that this was gonna be a big one. Her diet was very healthy but last night she stuffed herself, meat, carbs, sugar, all the things she avoided!

“Does he actually eat it all” Sionead asked curiously…

“Yea, come sit a few feet by the side, yea right there, you can watch!” Naomi instructed her as a brisk fart hit the back of my throat, it was thick and raspy and tasted like rotten ketchup.

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“Doesn’t he get sick?” Sionead asked again…

“Well, I'm sure he could, but my diet is really healthy, so it's fine if you eat well!” Naomi said calmly like it was nothing to discuss using a human as a toilet.

“I eat really healthy too!” Sionead said with a smile!

“NO YOU DON’T” Naomi laughed as another fart escaped her ass into my throat! It tasted just like the first but a bit more thick!

“Okay, hold on, i need to concentrate!” Naomi braced herself and began grunting! She was squatting over my face, her entire weight rested in my mouth with my face smothered under her fat bum! I had both my hands up on either side of her cheek not lifting but helping her balance to make things more comfortable!

I could feel Sioneads eyes on me as Naomi pushed! Her anus began to stretch wide as the head of a massive hard turd emerged! It was rock hard, I could feel it with my tongue! It pushed into my mouth and over my tongue as my eyes went wide! The head of the turd was like a rock but the body was so soft, almost like diarrhea that had been pushed into log shape! It tasted like fucking death, it was so sour and burned my entire mouth!

Naomi grunted above me letting out a moan as the turd slipped out from her ass and filled my cheeks! I was literally stuffed with my cheeks like a chipmunk and I could hear Sionead laughing!

“LOOK AT HIS CHEEKS! NOM NOM NOM!” she laughed but i couldn’t see her.

“Alright, swallow!” Naomi instructed above me as I choked hard!

I tried to swallow, my throat closed as I gasped and shot air out my nose! Her shit tried to come out my nose but it was so thick that it just got lodged and stuck in my nasal passages! I began gasping and dry heaving under her as she pressed down hard pinning me to the sand!

“I SAID SWALLOW!” she screamed loud enough that her voice echoed across the lake…

Naomi grabbed my nipples and began twisting as I screamed and choked down a big gulp of her shit! I swallowed the rocky head in a single mouthful and gagged the entire time it was seeping down into my stomach! I had to swallow like five times to get it all the way down! I had barely gotten time to swallow any of the milky hot shit before Naomi let loose again! Her shit came out like a hot rope of tabasco sauce! It unraveled from her anus crackling in my lips as I cried! I could hear her moaning above me…

“My stomach can’t handle red meat!” Naomi complained, i couldn’t see but knew she was fanning herself from the odor! Sionead began gagging as she moved further away!

“My god, that stinks! How does he eat it? I mean, holy crap, that's terrible!” she complained!

“I know right, but it just makes me so horny knowing he would go through this for me, and probably worse if I demanded! He just loves and worships me that much!” Naomi said while still sitting on my mouth, my cheeks stuff with her burning feces!

“That’s so romantic!” Sionead gushed!

“I want a slave!!!!” she whined as Naomi laughed!

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Naomi let loose in my lips the most airy fart, it was rough and blasted the feces in my lips making me choke and gag! Her shit sprayed from my nose a bit leaking down my cheeks. Naomi looked over her shoulder down at me while lifting a little bit! She slammed back down and started pushing hard as more mushy logs began flowing out! My entire throat was full, my cheeks stuffed! There was no more room and she was shitting so fast! I gasped and swallowed a huge amount of shit just to make enough room for the incoming mess, I barely made it in time!

She got to her feet pushing off my chest and I could barely close my mouth! I was gasping through my shit stained nose, my eyes tearing as Naomi whiped her asscheeks and put the paper in a plastic bag she had brought along with. Through my watery eyes I could see Sionead holding her nose and fanning her face.

“Is he gonna have room for me?” she asked in a disappointed nasally voice…

“Of course, just give him a minute, he’s not used to me eating red meat and so much bread! Are you Jimmy?” Naomi asked as she ran her sneaker down my side!

I gasped and sucked, swallowing her shit and barely getting it down! I could feel it covering my entire mouth and throat like hot oatmeal. Without being told, I got on all fours and crawled to the water. It was only about fifteen feet away! I got there and dropped on my stomach, gasping and filling my mouth with the lake water! I knew better than to drink any but it was fine for cleaning off! I could hear both of the women giggling as I got all of naomi;s shit off my face! I spit up a fair bit of feces but Naomi didn’t say anything, she knew i was gonna need room.

I crawled back and laid on a fresh patch of sand, I was soaking wet but Sionead didn’t care. She had watched Naomi and mimicked her every movement, taking off her sweat pants and then squatting over me! Sionead is much much smaller than Naomi and way easier to support! Her tiny ass filled my hands as she got down on my face, my nose slipping into her crack! I could smell the thick eggy aroma as she reached down pulling her red thong aside!

“Just relax and when you're ready you ca….” Naomi instructed but Sionead’s ass cut her off!

Because of how foul her gas was, i knew her shit would be nasty, but she was so gorgeous, more beautiful than most of the women i have seen in my entire life, i was excited and honored to be her first toilet! Naomi was instructing her as her hairy tiny asshole sat on my mouth, Naomi was mid-sentence when she exploded and filled my mouth with hot Diarrhea!

My eyes almost shot from my head! It tasted like blended up rotten eggs mixed with dirt! The odor flowed out my nose and i wanted to fucking die! Sionead laughed and giggled above me as she let loose, her asshole was like a fucking firehose! She filled my cheeks and throat in seconds as shit exploded out my nose and sprayed from between the space where my lips met her ass!

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” Sionead screamed and giggled as she lifted her feet and legs resting her full weight on my mouth, the entire time her asshole never let up, it just oozed and gushed feces endlessly!

I can’t describe to you the taste or the odor, they were both so foul! I was drenched, my entire face covered in her shit! I could feel it running down my forearms as her anus bubbled and more came out! I turned my head sideways and gasped, choking as more flowed down my head like a waterfall! It was so thick and chunky but also so liquidy! I don’t think i will ever be able to eat eggs again!

Sionead’s entire weight was in my hands as I held her above me, her asshole still spraying onto my face! I could barely see through my eyes but managed to squint and see Naomi holding her phone and recording!

“I told you there wasn’t any room!” Sionead laughed from above me!

“You can’t shit that fast!” Naomi laughed

“You said to use him like a normal toilet!” Sionead replied!

“Yea but you still need to pace it! His mouth can only hold so much!” Naomi was still laughing and video taping!

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There was a wet fart from above me but i couldn’t smell it under the thick mountain of shit! My head was encased in a pile of diarrhea on the cool sand as Sionead got up and began to wipe! They had a bit of a conversation but i don’t remember what it was about, i was so sick and so distracted! With my eyes closed and shit dripping from my face I crawled to the water. The first time I went the wrong direction and had to re aim myself! When i hit the water i had never been so happy1 Sionead’s shit was like poison! I washed it from my head and gagged on the lake water. This was not a fun or sexy experience!

When I had finished cleaning myself up, I turned around to see both women had left! I walked back to the cottage dripping wet, freezing cold and all alone! I could feel both of their shit mixing in my stomach and had to stop a few times to kneel and groan in pain. The mix of hunger and fresh feces in my stomach was horrible.

When I reached the cottage there was a fresh pair of clothes and a towel waiting outside with a shampoo bottle on top. Naomi was standing inside at the glass window with a cup of coffee and a smile on her face! She pointed to the lake and then walked away into the warmth of the cottage as I headed to take my shower.

I slept with her and Sionead again that night and the next morning we went home! There was nothing crazy that happened other than them both using my mouth as a urinal before bed! For those of you wondering, Sionead is gonna be visiting Kaleena to find a submissive slave of her own! So i may see her again sometime in the future!