WWE ISNT FAKE!!! pandora: *takes a deep breath and clears her throat* ARE YOU READY?! *Crowd cheers* pandora: I SAID ARE YOU READY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *crowd cheers* pandora: TONIGHT FINNA BE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!! WE FINNA BEAT PPL UP AND STUFF!!!!! *crowd cheers* pandora: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!! *crowd cheers* *cuts to cam* cam: *noise* Welcome back to the Toonzville backyard wrestling! My name is Cam! I sure do like ham! cam: And im with my co commentator, He pisses on people for a living! and hes wanted in 12 different countries! Franco The piss bandit! franco: Well cam let me tell you , tonight is a very interesting night in the BBC’s cart , as we are faced with a championship match, but I think the real question isn’t who will walk out with the BBC championship belt , but will thug greasy get his booty tickled? cam: And for some odd reason, we got have Diggy and Jin sakai from ghost of tsushima here as our special guest commentators! *cuts to diggy and lord sakai* diggy: DIGGY!!!!!!!!!! jin: Im only here to see if these young grass hoppers have honor! *cuts back to cam and franco* cam: Now ladys and gentlemen lets get back to the- franco: Cam let me tell you, I haven’t seen so much destruction and violence since that one time I trained a militia of human sized Guinea pigs in Congo Africa *awkward pause* cam: Anyway lets get to the fight! *cuts back to pandora* pandora: LETS GET STRAIGHT TO THE FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pandora: ON MY LEFT!!! pandora: WE GOT THE MOST IRRELEVANT PPL I KNOW!! ROCKY MYRON JUCIY WEWE AND BILLY! *crowd cheers* random fan: I LOVE YOU HAPPY GANG!!! rocky: YEZZIR!! rocky: wait momma what do you mean by that- myron: IM FUCKING EVERY GIRL IN HERE WITHOUT PERMISSION!!! *cuts back to cam and franco* cam: This match is gonna be a very interesting one! I gotta say! cam: whats your prediction for this main event franco? Who you thinks gonna win? franco: Def not thug greasy , he has the agility and grace of an orthopedic grandma doing aerobics. cam: But thug greasy isnt in the mat- franco: I would say Myron has a good chance , but he has been benched sin that incident with the urinals in our tour of Cabo So finger crossed *awkward pause* cam: I think team happy gotta a chance! *cuts to sakai and diggy* diggy: I EAT ASS WIT A STRAW MY NIGGA!!! HAHA jin: Look at these young grass hoppers stance, they not prepared for this battle. everyone knows black people are only good at basketball. *cuts back to pandora* pandora: AND THEIR OPPONENT! pandora: THE WEIRD EXTRATERRESTRIAL WE FOUND AT AREA 51 ALL THOSE YEARS AGO! WHO SOMEHOW HAS A BODY OF A GOAT! pandora: JEREMY!! *shows jeremy dressed up as hulk hogan* *crowd cheers* jin: GOD DAMMIT NOT THAT STUPID GOAT! cam: Oooo they finna have a fight for their lives! myron: Bruh they really out here making us fight a goat?? juicy: HA! Easy dub yall! *cuts to jeremy then a big light bolt hits him and he turns all buff and starts talking like hulk hogan* myron: WHAT THE FUCK! juicy: YEYO WHAT THE FUCK YO!! jeremy: LISTEN HERE BROTHER! YOU GOIN DOWN BROTHER! YOU HEAR ME BROTHER!?? BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER BROTHHHHHER!!! *jeremy starts flexing his muscles* *crowd cheers* *cuts to cam and franco* cam: OH SHIT JEREMY MEANS BUSINESS! franco: CAM! IT SEEMS JEREMY HAS OUT OF NOWHERE DEVELOPED THE PHYSIQUE OF A GREEK GOD WITH GLUTES OF STEEL *cuts back to the fight* rocky: AYO MOM! THIS WASNT IN THE SCRIPT!! pandora: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH WILL GET THE BBC TITLE! AND WILL GET UNLIMITED FEET PICS FROM ME! *rocky stares in disgust* rocky: Ayo i dont wanna fight no mo- *bell rings and jeremy rushes in and punches rocky and flew outta the ring and a big explosion happens* *all you here is rocky, juicy, billy, and myron screaming for help as jeremy is beating them up* cam: OH SHIT!!! THE MATCH BEGINS AND JEREMY ALREADY KNOCKED ROCKY OUT WIT A MIGHTY RIGHT HOOK! franco: DAMM , that mf hits harder than my Russian ex wife , he didn’t step on his balls tho franco: Or find out he is wanted in several countries and states franco: So anyway back to the match. *awkward pause* cam: bro what kind of fucked up life you have? *cuts to jin sakai and diggy* jin: Haha! Young grass hopper still weak! *random fan pops up behind them* anthony: My names anthony. jin: WHO ARE YOU?!? *cuts back to fight* *myron, rocky and juicy are down on the ground* billy: AYO THIS SOME BULLSHIT!! jeremy: YOU CANT ESCAPE BROTHER!! *cuts to cam* cam: OMG JEREMY JUST PICKED UP BILLY BY THE LEG!! *cuts back to the fight* billy: OH NO JEREMY!! DONT DO IT!! THIS ISNT IN THE SCRIPT! *jeremy stares at the camera and evil music plays* *jeremy throws billy outta the world* cam: HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!! JEREMY JUST THREW BILLY OUT OF EARTHS ATMOSPHERE! franco: You know , I took greasy to space once , it was meant to be a quick thing so I could get a particle accelerator for my car , but we ended up leading the assault in a revolution in some random planet for 7 months …..fun times *another awkward silence* cam: My nigga whats good witchu? *greasy falls on the annoucer table* *yells you wylin as he falls* greasy: YOU WYLIN!!! greasy: Oh yeah! I remember that! *jeremy grabs greasy and throws him the ring with him* greasy: YEYOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! cam: OH SHIT LOOKS LIKE JEREMY JUST DRAGGED GREASY IN THE RING WITH THEM! greasy: AYO! IM NOT WYLIN! IM NOT WYLIN! jeremy: NO BROTHER! YOU GONNA FIGHT ME BROTHER! YOU UNDERSTAND BROTHER? GET UP AND FIGHT BROTHER!! greasy: Oh really... Brother? *The lights turn off* cam: WAIT WHAT IS THIS?!? franco: Oh wow , it got dark , that’s what my squad mates said when the government dropped us in the middle of the coast of Panama and he stepped on a dead baby pipe bomb, his name was Michael , cool guy *the light turns back on and its fantastic in a robe wit a microphone in his hand* cam: HOLY SHIT ITS FANTASTIC! BIG MONEY FANTASTIC IS IN THE BUILDING RIGHT NOW!! *cuts to jin sakai and diggy* jin: Idk who this fantastic is but he sounds like he has honor! diggy: I SUCK NOTHIN BUT TITTYS!! *cuts back to the fight fantastic is talking on the mic* fantastic: IM HERE TO GET MY REVENGE GREASY!! YKNO WHAT YOU DID TO ME FROM THE LAST CARTOON! greasy: This guy again? God damn CANT HAVE NO FUN, alright no money fagtastic let’s squabble witcho booty ass *fantastic activates his most powerful stunna mode he ever done for 40 seconds straight the crowd was shocked the annoucers were in shocked greasy was shocked* *fantastic finishes his stunna mode* greasy: SHUTCHO ASS UP AND WATCH THIS DRIPPY ASS COMBO! *greasy reveals his ultimate grease mode and has music playing just showing him flexing and roasting fantastic at the same time* *The whole arena shakes and a shockwave was sent around the whole area* *cuts back to the fight and everyone was knocked out including jeremy and greasy is the only one left standing* *cuts to jin sakai and diggy* jin: Wha- WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPEN?!? *cuts back to cam and franco* cam: FANTASTICS STUNNA MODE WAS OVERWHELMED BY THUG GREASYS GREASE MODE!! franco: You know , fantastic got Powned harder than when I played in that one poker tournament against Tyler perry cam: Ok your not invited back here franco. *cuts back to greasy then a random theme song starts playing* *the crowd starts cheering loudly* cam: Wait! IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS!! *dahmir comes out running to the ring* cam: OMG IT IS!! IT REALLY IS!! cam: ITS DAHMIR!! ITS DAHMIR!!! OMG THE 12 TIME REIGNING CHAMP DAHMIR IS HERE!! jin: DAT GUYS HAVE HONOR! THAT GUY HAS HONOR! *dahmir makes it to the ring* cam: DAHMIR IS IN THE RINGING THEYRE NOW PUNCHING EACH OTHER!! *him and greasy are punching each other back and forth then dahmir kicks greasy in the gut and does a stunner on greasy then a big random explosion shakes the ring* *and shows greasy selling so dramatically in the ring flopping everywhere* jin: OH SHIT DAHMIR HIT GRREASY WIT THE I.T STUNNER THE I.T STUNNA!! dahmir: ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!! cam: 1 2 3! *the bell rings* pandora: HERES YOUR WINNER AND THE NEW BBC CHAMPION!! DAHMIR! dahmir: ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!! I DID IT FOR ALL THE BBW's!! pandora: NOW YOU GET TO LICK MY FEET!! dahmir: Wait hold up wha- The end.