WHO BOUGHT ALL THE PS5's?! *Shows juicy and rufus at walmart trying to make a ps5 pre order* cashier: welcome to shit mart! how may i help you! ya man! juicy: Uhh hi we here to place a pre order for the ps5 console rufus: YA YA YA!!!!! cashier: Sorry sir we cant do that! we ran out ya man! juicy: WHAT?! HOW YOU RUN OUT OF PS5's!!? cashier: Dont you kno? So many rich youtubers and snot nose white ppl been pre ordering more than 1 ps5 once the reveal video came out cashier: were sold out now until the actual release date! ya man! juicy: BRUH ALL THESE YOUTUBERS BRO! juicy: THEY MIGHT AS WELL BEND ME OVER AND FUCK ME! THATS WHAT THEY DOING! THEY FUCKIN ME!! cashier: I wouldnt mind bending you over! rufus: Ayo thats bad for business homie! juicy: RUFUS! YOU CANT SAY THAT!! YOULL GET CANCELLED ON TWITTER! cashier: ANYWAY im sorry sir! you gotta wait until release date! We actually sold the last ps5 to a boy named.. *cuts sentence off and cuts to new scene juicy and rufus confront thug greasy hes having sex with the ps5* thug greasy: Damn you thin and white like milk chocolate new jersey and i need a piece. *juicy and rufus bust through the doors* juicy: THUG GREASY!! thug greasy: AYO YOU WILDLIN!!!!!!!!! juicy: WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOIN TO DAT PS5?!! thug greasy: On baby it’s not what it looks like *voice deepens* I was just greasin and grisin if you catch what I’m driftin juicy: SHUT UP! GIVE US DAT PS5 UR NOT EVEN USING IT OR FUCKIN IT RIGHT! thug greasy: How would you know? FOREHEAD. We were meant for each other and on grease you can’t have her! juicy: ON GREASE WE FINNA KILL YOU! FUCK HIM UP RUFUS! rufus: HA HA OK! *rufus pulls out a chain saw* thug greasy: AYO YOU WILDLIN! U WILDLIN! U WILDLIN!!!! *thug greasy is running around with his underwear on yelling you wildlin running from rufus wit a chain saw* *thug greasy jumps out a window after a lil chase scene* *juicy and rufus are standing over him* juicy: GIVE US THE PS5 OR WE WILL CUT OFF YO BALLS AND USE THEM TO DECORATE OUR CHRISTMAS TREE! thug greasy: NOOOOO! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF RYAN DONT TOUCH MY BABY! *Ryan pops up with body guards and president music in the background* ryan: WHAT THE FUCK IS DIS?! thug greasy: I-I was just *voice deepens* greasin and grisin. But then these booty shit stankin ass bootyholes tryna steal my precious ps5! ryan: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!! *ryan flicks and blasts thug greasy far away a huge earrape explosion thug greasy yelled out "you wildlin" as he go flicked far away* *ryan just stares at juicy and rufus for abit the a pop sound effect happens and he disappears* juicy: uhhhh.. Least we got the ps5 *a disabled dude in a wheel chair pops up* disabled guy: Hey! Is that the last ps5? give me dat right now before i put shaved pube hairs in your hamburger! juicy: Come walk over here and say it to my face bitch disabled guy: Yknow what im finna spaz! *disbaled man gets up from his wheel chair and gets in a fighting stance juicy and rufus are shocked* juicy: AYO CHILL YOU CAN WALK?! *disbaled guy punches juicy and beats him and rufus up while ppl are watching and staring and recording wit some random music in the background* The End.