Man Accidentally Turned Into Woman By Hospital!

A man in his 20s is angry and confused after waking up in a hospital and finding out that he had been given a sex-change by mistake. The man, known only as “John” to protect his privacy, told reporters he wanted to have a penis enlargement operation but instead woke up with a vagina. 
“I was was never happy with the size of my penis before. I wanted length and girth like you see in a good porno, you know?” 
Allegedly, John went to the hospital to have a penis enlargement operation, but the hospital’s computer system had a problem and accidentally scheduled him for a sex change instead. John says he is pursuing legal action, and his attorney, Paul Stanley, says his client is seeking $500 million in damages for the medical mistake. 
Stanley says he believes that John’s case is a clear-cut case of medical malpractice. “We are not looking for a handout. We are looking for justice. John has to live as a woman now. What is the alternative? Living as a man without a penis?” 
John said he is taking hormones to make him grow breasts. He says he is also getting counseling to help him adjust to his new life as a woman. “I have to keep reminding myself to walk and talk like a girl. When I pee, I have to sit down. Luckily, my face was always kind of soft, so I can pass for a girl. But I shouldn’t have to!” 
Experts estimate that medical mistakes like John’s are rare, but it is hard to know how many cases occur because most are settled out of court. 
The hospital has refused to comment on the case but says it is fully committed to the highest standards of quality and patient safety.