Female Agent

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<<silently>> <<set $showPaperdoll to "0">> <<set $devNotes to "1">> <</silently>> <img src="https://s21.pixxxels.org/ptgo88753/female-agent-banner.png" style="width: 100%;"/> WARNING. This choose-your-own-adventure game contains sexually oriented adult material intended for individuals 18 years of age or older. If you are not yet 18, if adult material offends you, or if you are accessing this site from any country or locale where adult material is prohibited by law, please leave now. If you understand and accept these terms, you may [[START|Agent selection]]. <div class="devnote">This game is in development and incomplete. You are playing version 1 Papa – the Patron version of the game! Thank you so much for supporting Female Agent. You have unlocked: E cup agents in the character generator. Intended future Patron rewards include unique clothing stores. 🦀 Crush Station, August 2017.</div>

<<silently>> <<set $showPaperdoll to "1">> <<set $showStats to "">> <<set $pcTrait to Array.random(setup.pcTraits)>> <<set $baseBody to "fair">> <<set _hair to random(12)>> <<if _hair eq 0>> <<set $pcHair to "long dark brown 1">> <<set $pcBush to "dark brown">> <<elseif _hair eq 1>> <<set $pcHair to "long blonde 1">> <<set $pcBush to "light brown">> <<elseif _hair eq 2>> <<set $pcHair to "long dark brown 2">> <<set $pcBush to "dark brown">> <<elseif _hair eq 3>> <<set $pcHair to "long dark brown 3">> <<set $pcBush to "dark brown">> <<elseif _hair eq 4>> <<set $pcHair to "short dark brown 1">> <<set $pcBush to "dark brown">> <<elseif _hair eq 5>> <<set $pcHair to "long dark brown 4">> <<set $pcBush to "dark brown">> <<elseif _hair eq 6>> <<set $pcHair to "long red 1">> <<set $pcBush to "ginger">> <<set $redhead to "1">> <<elseif _hair eq 7>> <<set $pcHair to "long blonde 2">> <<set $pcBush to "light brown">> <<elseif _hair eq 8>> <<set $pcHair to "long red 2">> <<set $pcBush to "ginger">> <<set $redhead to "1">> <<elseif _hair eq 9>> <<set $pcHair to "long brown 1">> <<set $pcBush to "light brown">> <<elseif _hair eq 10>> <<set $pcHair to "long dark brown 5">> <<set $pcBush to "dark brown">> <<elseif _hair eq 11>> <<set $pcHair to "long dark brown 6">> <<set $pcBush to "dark brown">> <<elseif _hair eq 12>> <<set $pcHair to "long brown 2">> <<set $pcBush to "light brown">> <</if>> <<set _titsChance to random(1)>> <<if _titsChance eq 0>> <<set $pcBraSize to "34C">> <<else>> <<set $pcBraSize to Array.random(setup.BraSize)>> <</if>> <<if $pcBraSize eq "34A">> <<set $bra to "bra a cup black sports bra w neon green stripe">> <<set $top to "a cup recruit tee">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34B">> <<set $bra to "bra b cup black sports bra w neon green stripe">> <<set $top to "b cup recruit tee">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34C">> <<set $bra to "bra c cup black sports bra w neon green stripe">> <<set $top to "c cup recruit tee">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34D">> <<set $bra to "bra d cup black sports bra w neon green stripe">> <<set $top to "d cup recruit tee">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34DD">> <<set $bra to "bra dd cup black sports bra w neon green stripe">> <<set $top to "dd cup recruit tee">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34E">> <<set $bra to "bra e cup black sports bra w neon green stripe">> <<set $top to "e cup recruit tee">> <</if>> <<set $lanyard to "">> <<set $undershoes to "army boots">> <<set $knickers to "grey sports knickers">> <<set $pcNationality to Array.random(setup.Nationalities)>> <<set $pcStartTrait to Array.random(setup.StartTraits)>> <<set $pcStartSexyTrait to Array.random(setup.StartSexyTraits)>> <<set $pcAge to random(24,29)>> <<set $pcIQ to random(120,145)>> <<set _pcEyeChance to random(99)>> <<if _pcEyeChance gte 84>> <<set $pcEyeColour to "Dark brown">> <<elseif _pcEyeChance gte 64>> <<set $pcEyeColour to "Blue">> <<elseif _pcEyeChance gte 44>> <<set $pcEyeColour to "Hazel">> <<elseif _pcEyeChance gte 24>> <<set $pcEyeColour to "Green">> <<else>> <<set $pcEyeColour to "Brown">> <</if>> <<set _pcGradeChance to random(99) + $pcIQ - 120>> /* ENGLISH AGENTS ONLY */ <<if $pcNationality eq "English">> <<set $bottoms to "dpm combat trousers">> <<set $pcFirstname to setup.britFirstname.pluck()>> <<set $pcSurname to setup.britSurname.pluck()>> <<set $pcAgency to "MI6">> <<set _pcAgencyDescription to "Secret Intelligence Service (MI6)">> <<set $pcUni to Array.random(setup.britUni)>> <<set _pcDegreeSubject to Array.random(setup.britDegrees)>> <<if _pcGradeChance gte 70>> <<set _pcDegreeGrade to "First Class">> <<elseif _pcGradeChance gte 60>> <<set _pcDegreeGrade to "2:1">> <<else>> <<set _pcDegreeGrade to "2:2">> <</if>> <<set _displayBraSize to $pcBraSize>> <</if>> /* END OF BRITISH AGENTS ONLY SECTION */ /* US AGENTS ONLY */ <<if $pcNationality eq "U.S.">> <<set $bottoms to "us digital combat trousers">> <<set $pcFirstname to setup.usFirstname.pluck()>> <<set $pcSurname to setup.usSurname.pluck()>> <<set $pcAgency to "CIA">> <<set _pcAgencyDescription to "Central Intelligence Agency (CIA)">> <<set $pcUni to Array.random(setup.usUni)>> <<set _pcDegreeSubject to Array.random(setup.usDegrees)>> <<if _pcGradeChance gte 93>> <<set _pcDegreeGrade to "A">> <<elseif _pcGradeChance gte 90>> <<set _pcDegreeGrade to "A-">> <<elseif _pcGradeChance gte 86>> <<set _pcDegreeGrade to "B+">> <<else>> <<set _pcDegreeGrade to "B">> <</if>> <<if $pcBraSize eq "34E">> <<set _displayBraSize to "34DDD">> <<else>> <<set _displayBraSize to $pcBraSize>> <</if>> <</if>> /* END OF US AGENTS ONLY SECTION */ /* AUSSIE AGENTS ONLY */ <<if $pcNationality eq "Australian">> <<set $bottoms to "desert dpm combat trousers">> <<set $pcFirstname to setup.ausNZFirstname.pluck()>> <<set $pcSurname to setup.ausNZSurname.pluck()>> <<set $pcAgency to "ASIS">> <<set _pcAgencyDescription to "Australian Secret Intelligence Service (ASIS)">> <<set $pcUni to Array.random(setup.ausUni)>> <<set _pcDegreeSubject to Array.random(setup.ausDegrees)>> <<if _pcGradeChance gte 83>> <<set _pcDegreeGrade to "High Distinction">> <<elseif _pcGradeChance gte 73>> <<set _pcDegreeGrade to "Distinction">> <<else>> <<set _pcDegreeGrade to "Credit">> <</if>> <<if $pcBraSize eq "34A">> <<set _displayBraSize to "12A">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34B">> <<set _displayBraSize to "12B">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34C">> <<set _displayBraSize to "12C">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34D">> <<set _displayBraSize to "12D">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34DD">> <<set _displayBraSize to "12DD">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34E">> <<set _displayBraSize to "12E">> <</if>> <</if>> /* END OF AUSSIE AGENTS ONLY SECTION */ /* KIWI AGENTS ONLY */ <<if $pcNationality eq "New Zealand">> <<set $bottoms to "desert dpm combat trousers">> <<set $pcFirstname to setup.ausNZFirstname.pluck()>> <<set $pcSurname to setup.ausNZSurname.pluck()>> <<set $pcAgency to "NZSIS">> <<set _pcAgencyDescription to "New Zealand Security Intelligence Service (NZSIS)">> <<set $pcUni to Array.random(setup.nzUni)>> <<set _pcDegreeSubject to Array.random(setup.nzDegrees)>> <<if _pcGradeChance gte 83>> <<set _pcDegreeGrade to "A">> <<elseif _pcGradeChance gte 73>> <<set _pcDegreeGrade to "B+">> <<else>> <<set _pcDegreeGrade to "C+">> <</if>> <<if $pcBraSize eq "34A">> <<set _displayBraSize to "12A">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34B">> <<set _displayBraSize to "12B">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34C">> <<set _displayBraSize to "12C">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34D">> <<set _displayBraSize to "12D">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34DD">> <<set _displayBraSize to "12DD">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34E">> <<set _displayBraSize to "12E">> <</if>> <</if>> /* END OF KIWI AGENTS ONLY SECTION */ /* CANUCK AGENTS ONLY */ <<if $pcNationality eq "Canadian">> <<set $bottoms to "winter dpm combat trousers">> <<set $pcFirstname to setup.canadianFirstname.pluck()>> <<set $pcSurname to setup.canadianSurname.pluck()>> <<set $pcAgency to "CSIS">> <<set _pcAgencyDescription to "Canadian Security Intelligence Service (CSIS)">> <<set $pcUni to Array.random(setup.canadianUni)>> <<set _pcDegreeSubject to Array.random(setup.canadianDegrees)>> <<if _pcGradeChance gte 72>> <<set _pcDegreeGrade to "A+">> <<elseif _pcGradeChance gte 69>> <<set _pcDegreeGrade to "A">> <<elseif _pcGradeChance gte 66>> <<set _pcDegreeGrade to "A-">> <<elseif _pcGradeChance gte 63>> <<set _pcDegreeGrade to "B+">> <<else>> <<set _pcDegreeGrade to "B">> <</if>> <<if $pcBraSize eq "34E">> <<set _displayBraSize to "34DDD">> <<else>> <<set _displayBraSize to $pcBraSize>> <</if>> <</if>> /* END OF CANUCK AGENTS ONLY SECTION */ <</silently>> <<if $pcAgency eq "MI6">> <img src="http://i.imgur.com/4v4udaw.png" style="width: 200px;"> <<elseif $pcAgency eq "CIA">> <img src="http://i.imgur.com/tYDX140.png" style="width: 125px;"> <<elseif $pcAgency eq "CSIS">> <img src="http://i.imgur.com/Z2wjgTV.png" style="width: 300px;"> <<elseif $pcAgency eq "NZSIS">> <img src="http://i.imgur.com/IHNqjJc.jpg" style="width: 250px;"> <<elseif $pcAgency eq "ASIS">> <img src="http://i.imgur.com/EBAgJ96.png" style="width: 200px;"> <</if>> |Agent:|$pcFirstname $pcSurname| |Nationality:|$pcNationality| |Agency:|_pcAgencyDescription| |Age:|$pcAge| |IQ:|$pcIQ| |Degree:|_pcDegreeSubject (_pcDegreeGrade), $pcUni| |Race:|Caucasian| |Eyes:|$pcEyeColour| |Bra size:|_displayBraSize| |Sexual traits:|$pcTrait| [[Start with this agent|Start mission]] | [[Choose a different agent|Agent selection]]

<<silently>> <<set $showStats to "1">> <<set $mood to "Calm">> <<set $bottoms to "work skirt">> <<set $legwear to "work tights">> <<set $undershoes to "work heels">> <<set $tattoo to "">> <<set $bra to "">> <<if $pcBraSize eq "34A">> <<set $top to "a cup work blouse">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34B">> <<set $top to "b cup work blouse">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34C">> <<set $top to "c cup work blouse">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34D">> <<set $top to "d cup work blouse">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34DD">> <<set $top to "dd cup work blouse">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34E">> <<set $top to "e cup work blouse">> <</if>> <<if $pcAgency eq "MI6">> <<set _agency to "MI6">> <<set _movieSpy to "James Bond's">> <<set $hq to "Vauxhall Cross">> <<set _weather to "grey and cloudy">> <<set _city to "London">> <<set _drink to "tea">> <</if>> <<if $pcAgency eq "CIA">> <<set _agency to "the CIA">> <<set _movieSpy to "Jason Bourne's">> <<set $hq to "Langley">> <<set _weather to "mild spring">> <<set _city to "Virginia">> <<set _drink to "a Starbucks coffee">> <</if>> <<if $pcAgency eq "ASIS">> <<set _agency to "ASIS">> <<set _movieSpy to "a Bond film">> <<set $hq to "R.G. Casey House">> <<set _weather to "blazing hot March">> <<set _city to "Canberra">> <<set _drink to "a Starbucks coffee">> <</if>> <<if $pcAgency eq "NZSIS">> <<set _agency to "NZSIS">> <<set _movieSpy to "a Bond film">> <<set $hq to "Pipitea House">> <<set _weather to "blazing hot March">> <<set _city to "Wellington">> <<set _drink to "a Red Rabbit coffee">> <</if>> <<if $pcAgency eq "CSIS">> <<set _agency to "CSIS">> <<set _movieSpy to "a Bourne movie">> <<set $hq to "1941 Ogilvie Road">> <<set _weather to "cold, lightly snowy">> <<set _city to "Ottawa">> <<set _drink to "a Starbucks coffee">> <</if>> <</silently>> <<print $hq.toUpperCase()>> (<<print $pcAgency.toUpperCase()>> HEADQUARTERS), <<print _city.toUpperCase()>> MARCH <<if $pcAgency eq "MI6">>10<<else>>9<</if>> | 0712 HRS LOCAL <<if $pcAgency eq "MI6">> <img src="http://i.imgur.com/pTtR7A8.jpg" style="width: 400px;"> <<elseif $pcAgency eq "CIA">> <img src="http://i.imgur.com/oq8D0n3.jpg" style="width: 400px;"> <<elseif $pcAgency eq "CSIS">> <img src="http://i.imgur.com/UXPLWcg.jpg" style="width: 400px;"> <<elseif $pcAgency eq "NZSIS">> <img src="http://i.imgur.com/WTEGRkF.jpg" style="width: 400px;"> <<elseif $pcAgency eq "ASIS">> <img src="http://i.imgur.com/ZKZ5cPH.jpg" style="width: 400px;"> <</if>> Your career at _agency isn't much like _movieSpy. For the past few months you've been working a desk job at $hq. <<if $pcAgency is "MI6" or $pcAgency is "CIA" or $pcAgency is "CSIS">>It is a _weather morning; you've just started work.<<else>>It is a _weather morning – but the aircon inside is set to a nipple stiffening 18˚.<</if>> You're sipping _drink at your desk, reading through your secure emails, when your desk phone buzzes. "$pcFirstname, can you come and see me, please?" It's your boss. You lock your screen and head to [[his office|Boss's office]].

<<set setup.Nationalities to [ 'English', 'U.S.', 'Canadian', 'Australian', 'New Zealand' ]>> <<set setup.BraSize to [ '34A', '34B', '34C', '34D', '34DD', '34E' ]>> <<set setup.canadianFirstname to [ 'Allison', 'Annalise', 'Anne', 'Courtney', 'Crystal', 'Daina', 'Darlene', 'Deanna', 'Devon', 'Erin', 'Ginny', 'Janine', 'Jeananne', 'Jennifer', 'Jessica', 'Jill', 'Joanne', 'Kelly', 'Kelsey', 'Leanne', 'Lindsay', 'Lisa', 'Lynda', 'Megan', 'Melissa', 'Monica', 'Paige', 'Peggy', 'Rachel', 'Renee', 'Samantha', 'Sarah', 'Sarah-Jayne', 'Sharon', 'Stacey', 'Susie', 'Tanya' ]>> <<set setup.canadianSurname to [ 'Belbin', 'Betterill', 'Boudrais', 'Brown', 'Brydon', 'Cockburn', 'Crawford', 'Dionne', 'Frechette', 'Gough', 'Groves', 'Gregg', 'Greene', 'Hail', 'Hartley', 'Hefford', 'Heymans', 'Hughes', 'Humphries', 'Irwin', 'James', 'Johnston', 'Kellar', 'Kingsbury', 'Klassen', 'Labonte', 'Lauscher', 'Leroux', 'MacLeod', 'McIvor', 'May', 'Mikkelson', 'Moyse', 'Murphy', 'Nesbitt', 'Oullette', 'Overland', 'Perreault', 'Poulin', 'Pierce', 'Premont', 'Renner', 'Ricker', 'Roberge', 'Robichaud', 'Rochette', 'St-Gelais', 'St-Pierre', 'Sutherland', 'Upperton', 'Vaillancourt', 'Verbeek', 'Vincent', 'Ward', 'Weatherston', 'Wickenheiser' ]>> <<set setup.ausNZFirstname to [ 'Ally', 'Amy', 'Anna', 'Becky', 'Bella', 'Beth', 'Beverly', 'Bronwyn', 'Caitlin', 'Carla', 'Caroline', 'Cat', 'Cathy', 'Catherine', 'Charlene', 'Chloe', 'Christina', 'Colette', 'Courtney', 'Daisy', 'Daphne', 'Debbie', 'Dee', 'Donna', 'Elly', 'Emily', 'Emma', 'Erin', 'Eve', 'Fay', 'Gayle', 'Gemma', 'Georgia', 'Gillian', 'Hannah', 'Helen', 'Hope', 'Isabella', 'Jackie', 'Jade', 'Jaime', 'Jasmine', 'Jess', 'Jessica', 'Jo', 'Joanna', 'Jody', 'Kate', 'Katie', 'Katya', 'Kendall', 'Kerry', 'Krista', 'Kim', 'Lara', 'Laura', 'Lauren', 'Libby', 'Linda', 'Lily', 'Lisa', 'Lorraine', 'Lucy', 'Madeleine', 'Melissa', 'Miranda', 'Natalie', 'Nell', 'Nicola', 'Nicolette', 'Nikki', 'Paige', 'Phoebe', 'Piper', 'Rachel', 'Raelee', 'Rebecca', 'Rosie', 'Sarah', 'Saskia', 'Scarlett', 'Serena', 'Sharon', 'Sheila', 'Sheridan', 'Sienna', 'Simone', 'Sky', 'Sonya', 'Sophie', 'Steph', 'Stephanie', 'Summer', 'Susan', 'Tabitha', 'Teresa', 'Tessa', 'Tess', 'Tiffany', 'Zoe' ]>> <<set setup.ausNZSurname to [ 'Allen', 'Anderson', 'Atkins', 'Barnes', 'Beaumont', 'Bell', 'Bishop', 'Brennan', 'Bright', 'Brooks', 'Brown', 'Buckingham', 'Burke', 'Canning', 'Carpenter', 'Chubb', 'Clarke', 'Cole', 'Daniels', 'Davies', 'Dennison', 'Duncan', 'Elliot', 'Fitzgerald', 'Freedman', 'Gannon', 'Greenwood', 'Griggs', 'Hancock', 'Handley', 'Harris', 'Hartman', 'Healey', 'Hyland', 'Hudson', 'Jarrett', 'Jones', 'Kennedy', 'Kirk', 'Kratz', 'Landers', 'Lawson', 'Maloney', 'Marshall', 'Martin', 'McClain', 'McLachlan', 'Mitchell', 'Napier', 'O\'Brien', 'O\'Neill', 'Parker', 'Pearson', 'Ramsay', 'Reeves', 'Rhodes', 'Riley', 'Robinson', 'Samuels', 'Scully', 'Stark', 'Steiger', 'Timmins', 'Tucker', 'Turner', 'Tyler', 'Upton', 'Villante', 'Watts', 'Wells', 'West', 'Wilkinson', 'Williams', 'Willis', 'Yeats', 'Young' ]>> <<set setup.usFirstname to [ 'Abi', 'Abigail', 'Addison', 'Alex', 'Allison', 'Amelia', 'Amy', 'Anna', 'Aria', 'Ava', 'Avery', 'Ash', 'Ashley', 'Autumn', 'Bella', 'Brianna', 'Brooklyn', 'Charlie', 'Charlotte', 'Chloe', 'Claire', 'Cora', 'Denise', 'Elizabeth', 'Ella', 'Ellie', 'Emma', 'Emily', 'Evelyn', 'Faith', 'Gabrielle', 'Gianna', 'Grace', 'Hadley', 'Hailey', 'Hannah', 'Harper', 'Hazel', 'Ivy', 'Kat', 'Kayla', 'Kaylee', 'Kendall', 'Kennedy', 'Kinsley', 'Kylie', 'Layla', 'Leah', 'Lillian', 'Lily', 'Liv', 'Liz', 'Lucy', 'Mackenzie', 'Madelyn', 'Madison', 'Maya', 'Mia', 'Mila', 'Molly', 'Monica', 'Morgan', 'Naomi', 'Natalie', 'Nicole', 'Norah', 'Olivia', 'Peyton', 'Piper', 'Phoebe', 'Rachel', 'Riley', 'Sadie', 'Samantha', 'Sara', 'Sarah', 'Savannah', 'Scarlett', 'Skylar', 'Sophia', 'Stella', 'Taylor', 'Teagan', 'Tori', 'Vanessa', 'Victoria', 'Willow', 'Zoe', 'Zoey' ]>> <<set setup.usSurname to [ 'Adams', 'Allen', 'Anderson', 'Bailey', 'Baker', 'Bennett', 'Brown', 'Campbell', 'Carter', 'Clark', 'Collins', 'Cook', 'Cooper', 'Davis', 'Edwards', 'Evans', 'Fisher', 'Green', 'Hall', 'Hill', 'Harris', 'Hughes', 'Jackson', 'Kelly', 'King', 'Lee', 'Lewis', 'Long', 'Martin', 'Miller', 'Mitchell', 'Moore', 'Morris', 'Murphy', 'Myers', 'Nelson', 'Parker', 'Peterson', 'Phillips', 'Johnson', 'Jones', 'Reed', 'Roberts', 'Robinson', 'Rogers', 'Scott', 'Smith', 'Stewart', 'Sullivan', 'Taylor', 'Thomas', 'Thompson', 'Turner', 'Walker', 'Ward', 'White', 'Williams', 'Wilson', 'Wood', 'Wright', 'Young' ]>> <<set setup.britFirstname to [ 'Abbey', 'Abi', 'Alice', 'Amanda', 'Amelia', 'Amy', 'Anna', 'Annabelle', 'Becky', 'Bella', 'Bethany', 'Caroline', 'Cat', 'Catherine', 'Charley', 'Charlie', 'Charlotte', 'Chloe', 'Claire', 'Clare', 'Daisy', 'Dawn', 'Eleanor', 'Eliza', 'Elizabeth', 'Ella', 'Ellen', 'Ellie', 'Emily', 'Emma', 'Eva', 'Eve', 'Evelyn', 'Florence', 'Freya', 'Gemma', 'Georgia', 'Grace', 'Hannah', 'Harper', 'Harriet', 'Helen', 'Holly', 'Imogen', 'Isabelle', 'Ivy', 'Jane', 'Jasmine', 'Jayne', 'Jess', 'Jessica', 'Jo', 'Julia', 'Juliet', 'Kat', 'Kate', 'Katherine', 'Katie', 'Katy', 'Kaye', 'Kelly', 'Kirsty', 'Laura', 'Leah', 'Libby', 'Lily', 'Linda', 'Lindsay', 'Lisa', 'Liz', 'Lizzy', 'Louise', 'Lucy', 'Maddie', 'Madison', 'Maisie', 'Megan', 'Melanie', 'Michelle', 'Millie', 'Molly', 'Olivia', 'Penny', 'Poppy', 'Rachel', 'Rebecca', 'Robyn', 'Rose', 'Rosie', 'Ruby', 'Sally', 'Sam', 'Samantha', 'Sara', 'Sarah', 'Scarlett', 'Sophia', 'Sophie', 'Summer', 'Susannah', 'Vanessa', 'Victoria', 'Zara', 'Zoe' ]>> <<set setup.britSurname to [ 'Smith', 'Jones', 'Taylor', 'Williams', 'Brown', 'Davies', 'Evans', 'Wilson', 'Thomas', 'Roberts', 'Johnson', 'Lewis', 'Walker', 'Robinson', 'Wood', 'Thompson', 'White', 'Watson', 'Jackson', 'Wright', 'Green', 'Harris', 'Cooper', 'King', 'Lee', 'Martin', 'Clarke', 'James', 'Morgan', 'Hughes', 'Edwards', 'Hill', 'Moore', 'Clark', 'Harrison', 'Scott', 'Young', 'Morris', 'Hall', 'Ward', 'Turner', 'Carter', 'Phillips', 'Mitchell', 'Adams', 'Campbell', 'Anderson', 'Allen', 'Bailey', 'Parker', 'Miller', 'Davis', 'Murphy', 'Price', 'Bell', 'Baker', 'Griffiths', 'Kelly', 'Simpson', 'Marshall', 'Collins', 'Bennett', 'Cox', 'Fox', 'Gray', 'Chapman', 'Hunt', 'Robertson', 'Shaw', 'Reynolds', 'Lloyd', 'Ellis', 'Richards', 'Russell', 'Wilkinson', 'Graham', 'Stewart', 'Reid', 'Murray', 'Powell', 'Palmer', 'Holmes', 'Rogers', 'Stevens', 'Walsh', 'Hunter', 'Thomson', 'Matthews', 'Ross', 'Owen', 'Mason', 'Knight', 'Kennedy', 'Butler', 'Saunders', 'Cole', 'Pearce', 'Dean', 'Foster', 'Harvey', 'Hudson', 'Gibson', 'Mills', 'Berry', 'Barnes', 'Pearson', 'Booth', 'Dixon', 'Grant', 'Gordon', 'Lane', 'Hart', 'Macdonald', 'Brooks', 'Ryan', 'Hamilton', 'Johnston', 'West', 'Gill', 'Dawson', 'Armstrong', 'Gardner', 'Stone', 'Andrews', 'Williamson', 'Barker', 'Fisher', 'Cunningham', 'Watts', 'Webb', 'Lawrence', 'Bradley', 'Jenkins', 'Wells', 'Chambers', 'Spencer', 'Poole', 'Atkinson', 'Lawson' ]>> <<set setup.britUni to [ 'Cambridge University', 'Oxford University', 'University of St Andrews', 'Imperial College London', 'Durham University', 'Warwick University', 'Manchester University', 'King\'s College London', 'Edinburgh University' ]>> <<set setup.usUni to [ 'Princeton University', 'Harvard Univeristy', 'University of Chicago', 'Yale University', 'Columbia University', 'Stanford University', 'Duke University', 'University of Pennsylvania', 'John Hopkins University', 'Dartmouth College', 'Northwestern University', 'Cornell University', 'Brown University', 'University of Notre Dame', 'Vanderbilt University' ]>> <<set setup.ausUni to [ 'Australian National University', 'University of Melbourne', 'University of Sydney', 'University of New South Wales', 'University of Queensland', 'Monash University', 'University of Western Australia', 'University of Adelaide', 'University of Wollongong' ]>> <<set setup.nzUni to [ 'University of Auckland', 'University of Otago', 'University of Canterbury', 'Victoria University of Wellington', 'University of Waikato', 'Massey University', 'Lincoln University' ]>> <<set setup.canadianUni to [ 'McGill University', 'University of Toronto', 'University of British Columbia', 'University of Alberta', 'Universite de Montreal', 'McMaster University', 'University of Waterloo', 'University of Calgary', 'Western University', 'Queen\'s University' ]>> <<set setup.canadianDegrees to [ 'Accounting', 'African Studies', 'Agricultural Economics', 'Agro-Environmental Studies', 'Animal Biology', 'Anthropology', 'Applied Ecology', 'Applied Mathematics', 'Art History', 'Atmospheric Environment and Air Quality', 'Behavioural Science', 'Biodiversity and Conservation', 'Biology', 'Business Analytics', 'Canadian Ethnic and Racial Studies', 'Canadian Studies', 'Classics', 'Computer Science', 'East Asian Studies', 'Economics', 'English Literature', 'English Drama and Theatre', 'Finance', 'General Science', 'Geography', 'History and Philosophy of Science', 'International Agriculture', 'International Business', 'International Development Studies', 'International Management', 'Law', 'Liberal Arts', 'Marketing', 'Music', 'Natural History', 'Organizational Behaviour', 'Political Science', 'Sociology', 'Strategic Management' ]>> <<set setup.usDegrees to [ 'African and African American Studies', 'Anthropology', 'Applied Mathematics', 'Astrophysics', 'Chemical and Physical Biology', 'Chemistry', 'Classics', 'Computer Science', 'Comparative Literature', 'Earth and Planetary Sciences', 'East Asian Studies', 'Economics', 'English', 'Environmental Science and Public Policy', 'Folklore and Mythology', 'Government', 'History', 'History of Art and Architecture', 'Human Evolutionary Biology', 'Linguistics', 'Mathematics', 'Music', 'Near Eastern Languages and Civilisations', 'Philosophy', 'Physics', 'Psychology', 'Social Studies', 'Sociology', 'South Asian Studies', 'Statistics', 'Theater, Dance and Media', 'Visual and Environmental Studies', 'Gender Studies', 'Women, Gender and Sexuality', 'Western Civilisation' ]>> <<set setup.britDegrees to [ 'Accounting and Finance', 'Asian and Middle Eastern Studies', 'Anglo-Saxon, Norse, and Celtic', 'Archaeology', 'Ancient History', 'Anthropology', 'Art History', 'Astronomy', 'Biological Sciences', 'Biomedical Sciences', 'Business Economics', 'Business Management', 'Chemistry', 'Classical Archaeology', 'Classics', 'Computer Science', 'Computer Science and Philosophy', 'Earth Sciences', 'Economics', 'English', 'English Language and Literature', 'Financial Mathematics', 'Fine Art', 'Geography', 'History', 'History and Economics', 'History and Politics', 'History of Art', 'Human Sciences', 'International Relations', 'Land Economy', 'Latin', 'Law', 'Linguistics', 'Management', 'Marine Biology', 'Mathematics', 'Medieval Languages', 'Middle Eastern Studies', 'Music', 'Natural Sciences', 'Nutrition and Food Science', 'Oriental Studies', 'Philosophy, Politics and Economics', 'Philosophy and Theology', 'Physics', 'Politics', 'Psychology', 'Theology' ]>> <<set setup.ausDegrees to [ 'Accounting', 'Actuarial Studies', 'Advanced Computing', 'Applied Data Analytics', 'Archaeological Practice', 'Art History and Curatorship', 'Art', 'Asian Studies', 'Asia-Pacific Studies', 'Biotechnology', 'Business Administration', 'Classical Studies', 'Commerce', 'Criminology', 'Design Arts', 'Economics', 'Environment and Sustainability', 'European Studies', 'Finance', 'Genetics', 'Information Technology', 'International Business', 'Latin American Studies', 'Music', 'Pacific Studies', 'Philosophy', 'Policy Studies', 'Political Science', 'Politics, Philosophy and Economics', 'Psychology', 'Statistics', 'Visual Arts' ]>> <<set setup.nzDegrees to [ 'Ancient History', 'Anthropology', 'Asian Studies', 'Biological Sciences', 'Classical Studies', 'Computer Science', 'Conflict and Terrorism Studies', 'Cook Islands Maori', 'Economics', 'English', 'European Studies', 'Gender Studies', 'History', 'Indigenous Studies', 'International Relations and Human Rights', 'Logic and Computation', 'Maori Studies', 'Mathematics', 'Media, Film and Television', 'Public Policy', 'Sociology' ]>> <<set setup.pcTraits to [ 'Bi Curious', 'Exhibitionist', 'Likes Older Men', 'Likes Rough Sex', 'Promiscuous' ]>> <<set setup.StartTraits to [ 'Beautiful', 'Charismatic', 'Empathic', 'Fast Learner', 'Fit', 'Flirty', 'Gambler', 'Graceful', 'Iron Will', 'Martial Artist', 'Multilingual', 'Party Girl', 'Perceptive', 'Trained Dancer' ]>> <<set setup.StartSexyTraits to [ 'Bi-Curious', 'Easy', 'Exhibitionist', 'Likes Giving Head', 'Has One Night Stands', 'Likes Rough Sex', 'Likes Older Men', 'Submissive' ]>> <<set setup.aCupAdjectives to [ 'tits', 'A cup tits', 'boobs', 'A cup boobs', 'small tits', 'small boobs', 'flat chest', 'girlish tits', 'girlish boobs', 'perky boobs', 'perky tits', 'little tits' ]>> <<set setup.bCupAdjectives to [ 'tits', 'B cup tits', 'boobs', 'B cup boobs', 'small tits', 'small boobs', 'perky boobs', 'perky tits', 'pert tits', 'pert boobs' ]>> <<set setup.cCupAdjectives to [ 'tits', 'C cup tits', 'boobs', 'C cup boobs', 'pert tits', 'pert boobs' ]>> <<set setup.dCupAdjectives to [ 'tits', 'D cup tits', 'boobs', 'D cup boobs', 'pert tits', 'pert boobs' ]>> <<set setup.ddCupAdjectives to [ 'tits', 'D cup tits', 'boobs', 'D cup boobs', 'big tits', 'big boobs', 'double Ds' ]>> <<set setup.eCupAdjectives to [ 'tits', 'E cup tits', 'boobs', 'E cup boobs', 'big tits', 'big boobs', 'huge tits', 'huge boobs', 'massive tits', 'massive boobs' ]>>

<<silently>> <<if $pcAgency is "NZSIS" or $pcAgency is "ASIS">> <<set _greeting to "G'day,">> <<else>> <<set _greeting to "Good morning,">> <</if>> <</silently>> "_greeting $pcFirstname, take a seat." On his desk sits a thin dossier marked TS/FVEY, meaning Top Secret, FIVE EYES. <img src="http://i.imgur.com/CKUdhka.png" style="width: 200px;" /> FIVE EYES is an intelligence alliance between the US, the UK, Canada, Australia and New Zealand. Your boss taps the dossier. "Have you heard of a group called JTF-Neptune?" [[Yes|Short briefing]]. (Short briefing) [[No|Full briefing]]. (Full briefing)

<<if $showPaperdoll eq 1>> <div style="position: relative; width: 195px; height: 501px;"> <<if $baseBody eq "fair">> /* Base body (fair) */ <img src="https://s17.pixxxels.org/3kyeofudr/base-body-fair.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $baseBody eq "tan">> /* Base body (tan) */ <img src="https://s29.pixxxels.org/66n4tkvav/base-body-tan-2.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $baseBody eq "tansition">> /* Base body (fair to tan transition) */ <img src="https://s17.pixxxels.org/3kyeofudr/base-body-fair.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> <img class="top" src="https://s29.pixxxels.org/66n4tkvav/base-body-tan-2.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $pcBush eq "dark brown">> /* Dark brown landing strip */ <img src="https://s29.pixxxels.org/ttxa96fef/landing-strip-dark-brown.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $pcBush eq "light brown">> /* Light brown landing strip */ <img src="https://s29.pixxxels.org/88s7lkinr/landing-strip-light-brown.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $pcBush eq "ginger">> /* Ginger landing strip */ <img src="https://s29.pixxxels.org/77rywg1o7/landing-strip-ginger.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $tits eq "a cup">> /* A cup tits */ <img src="https://s28.pixxxels.org/b5le7v6nh/a-cup-tits.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $tits eq "b cup">> /* B cup tits */ <img src="https://s28.pixxxels.org/eqh9r3b71/b-cup-tits.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $tits eq "c cup">> /* C cup tits */ <img src="https://s28.pixxxels.org/p1tmjr2wd/c-cup-tits.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $tits eq "d cup">> /* D cup tits */ <img src="https://s28.pixxxels.org/u1r2rp8j1/d-cup-tits.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $tits eq "dd cup">> /* DD cup tits */ <img src="https://s28.pixxxels.org/6c1n30a5p/dd-cup-tits.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $tits eq "e cup">> /* E cup tits */ <img src="https://s28.pixxxels.org/y0oaaix65/e-cup-tits.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $tits eq "a cup tanned tits">> /* A cup tanned tits */ <img src="https://s26.pixxxels.org/bxooo6dy1/a-cup-tanned-tits.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $tits eq "b cup tanned tits">> /* B cup tanned tits */ <img src="https://s26.pixxxels.org/smq4k3ajd/b-cup-tanned-tits.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $tits eq "c cup tanned tits">> /* C cup tanned tits */ <img src="https://s26.pixxxels.org/baprynh21/c-cup-tanned-tits.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $tits eq "d cup tanned tits">> /* D cup tanned tits */ <img src="https://s26.pixxxels.org/gnemcs4yh/d-cup-tanned-tits.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $tits eq "dd cup tanned tits">> /* DD cup tanned tits */ <img src="https://s26.pixxxels.org/5dqhvkpax/dd-cup-tanned-tits.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $tits eq "e cup tanned tits">> /* E cup tanned tits */ <img src="https://s26.pixxxels.org/o7casknix/e-cup-tanned-tits.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $tits eq "e cup tanlined tits">> /* E cup tanlined tits */ <img src="https://s26.pixxxels.org/hv1qwh9uh/e-cup-tanlined-tits.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $tattoo eq "test">> /* Tattoo: test */ <img src="https://s21.pixxxels.org/64py687jb/tattoo-layer-test.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $legwear eq "black europa holdups">> /* Legwear: black Europa holdups */ <img src="https://s26.pixxxels.org/z8g7z7255/legwear-black-europa-holdups.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $legwear eq "white plain holdups">> /* Legwear: white plain holdups */ <img src="https://s26.pixxxels.org/4kw9lxct5/legwear-white-plain-holdups.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $knickers eq "grey sports knickers">> /* Knickers: grey sports knickers */ <img src="https://s18.pixxxels.org/51asrtn1l/knickers-grey-sports-knickers.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $knickers eq "orange bikini bottoms">> /* Knickers: orange bikini bottoms */ <img src="https://s28.pixxxels.org/le4om7fxp/knickers-orange-bikini-bottoms.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $knickers eq "plain pink knickers">> /* Knickers: plain pink knickers */ <img src="https://s29.pixxxels.org/5lteix01j/knickers-plain-pink-knickers.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $knickers eq "plain white knickers">> /* Knickers: plain white knickers */ <img src="https://s29.pixxxels.org/rclzlacfr/knickers-plain-white-knickers.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $knickers eq "black loretta boyshorts">> /* Knickers: black Loretta boyshorts */ <img src="https://s2.pixxxels.org/jojxhl6nd/knickers-black-loretta-boyshorts.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $bra eq "a cup orange bikini top">> /* Bra: A cup orange bikini top */ <img src="https://s28.pixxxels.org/5h5wphnjh/bra-a-cup-orange-bikini-top.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $bra eq "b cup orange bikini top">> /* Bra: B cup orange bikini top */ <img src="https://s28.pixxxels.org/gtn3l0lm5/bra-b-cup-orange-bikini-top.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $bra eq "c cup orange bikini top">> /* Bra: C cup orange bikini top */ <img src="https://s28.pixxxels.org/p1p160dil/bra-c-cup-orange-bikini-top.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $bra eq "d cup orange bikini top">> /* Bra: D cup orange bikini top */ <img src="https://s28.pixxxels.org/hzr3jt9wt/bra-d-cup-orange-bikini-top.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $bra eq "dd cup orange bikini top">> /* Bra: DD cup orange bikini top */ <img src="https://s28.pixxxels.org/g982ibsdp/bra-dd-cup-orange-bikini-top.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $bra eq "e cup orange bikini top">> /* Bra: E cup orange bikini top */ <img src="https://s28.pixxxels.org/n66u8le25/bra-e-cup-orange-bikini-top.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $bra eq "bra a cup black sports bra w neon green stripe">> /* Bra: A cup black sports bra with neon green stripe */ <img src="https://s21.pixxxels.org/kwhha1wsn/bra-a-cup-black-sports-bra-w-neon-green-stripe.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $bra eq "bra b cup black sports bra w neon green stripe">> /* Bra: B cup black sports bra with neon green stripe */ <img src="https://s18.pixxxels.org/5a2hn2t61/bra-b-cup-black-sports-bra-w-neon-green-stripe.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $bra eq "bra c cup black sports bra w neon green stripe">> /* Bra: C cup black sports bra with neon green stripe */ <img src="https://s12.pixxxels.org/sou6aouvh/bra-c-cup-black-sports-bra-w-neon-green-stripe.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $bra eq "bra d cup black sports bra w neon green stripe">> /* Bra: D cup black sports bra with neon green stripe */ <img src="https://s21.pixxxels.org/haf5mfyvb/bra-d-cup-black-sports-bra-w-neon-green-stripe.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $bra eq "bra dd cup black sports bra w neon green stripe">> /* Bra: DD cup black sports bra with neon green stripe */ <img src="https://s18.pixxxels.org/p3pkozjxl/bra-dd-cup-black-sports-bra-w-neon-green-stripe.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $bra eq "bra e cup black sports bra w neon green stripe">> /* Bra: E cup black sports bra with neon green stripe */ <img src="https://s30.pixxxels.org/rgn2c8egh/bra-e-cup-black-sports-bra-w-neon-green-stripe.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $bra eq "a cup plain white bra">> /* Bra: A cup plain white bra */ <img src="https://s29.pixxxels.org/h68sok2nr/bra-a-cup-plain-white-bra.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $bra eq "b cup plain white bra">> /* Bra: B cup plain white bra */ <img src="https://s29.pixxxels.org/3qlrz3u5z/bra-b-cup-plain-white-bra.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $bra eq "c cup plain white bra">> /* Bra: C cup plain white bra */ <img src="https://s29.pixxxels.org/93amd8i2f/bra-c-cup-plain-white-bra.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $bra eq "d cup plain white bra">> /* Bra: D cup plain white bra */ <img src="https://s29.pixxxels.org/ajm4vdkzb/bra-d-cup-plain-white-bra.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $bra eq "dd cup plain white bra">> /* Bra: DD cup plain white bra */ <img src="https://s29.pixxxels.org/jsob5htvb/bra-dd-cup-plain-white-bra.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $bra eq "e cup plain white bra">> /* Bra: E cup plain white bra */ <img src="https://s29.pixxxels.org/c17l6xppz/bra-e-cup-plain-white-bra.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $bra eq "a cup black loretta bra">> /* Bra: A cup black Loretta bra*/ <img src="https://s26.pixxxels.org/mg1pgmxp5/bra-a-cup-black-loretta-bra.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $bra eq "a cup black loretta bra with tanlines">> /* Bra: A cup black Loretta bra with tanlines*/ <img src="https://s26.pixxxels.org/i4d3rmqs9/bra-a-cup-black-loretta-bra-with-tanlines.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $bra eq "b cup black loretta bra">> /* Bra: B cup black Loretta bra*/ <img src="https://s26.pixxxels.org/qjy2ve49l/bra-b-cup-black-loretta-bra.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $bra eq "b cup black loretta bra with tanlines">> /* Bra: B cup black Loretta bra with tanlines*/ <img src="https://s26.pixxxels.org/yydpjh5ax/bra-b-cup-black-loretta-bra-with-tanlines.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $bra eq "c cup black loretta bra">> /* Bra: C cup black Loretta bra*/ <img src="https://s26.pixxxels.org/bt3axh061/bra-c-cup-black-loretta-bra.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $bra eq "c cup black loretta bra with tanlines">> /* Bra: C cup black Loretta bra with tanlines*/ <img src="https://s26.pixxxels.org/klk9l5lax/bra-c-cup-black-loretta-bra-with-tanlines.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $bra eq "d cup black loretta bra">> /* Bra: D cup black Loretta bra*/ <img src="https://s26.pixxxels.org/vq4msotnd/bra-d-cup-black-loretta-bra.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $bra eq "d cup black loretta bra with tanlines">> /* Bra: D cup black Loretta bra with tanlines*/ <img src="https://s26.pixxxels.org/7l3xaz9cp/bra-d-cup-black-loretta-bra-with-tanlines.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $bra eq "dd cup black loretta bra">> /* Bra: DD cup black Loretta bra*/ <img src="https://s26.pixxxels.org/3yy3yc2zd/bra-dd-cup-black-loretta-bra.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $bra eq "dd cup black loretta bra with tanlines">> /* Bra: DD cup black Loretta bra with tanlines*/ <img src="https://s26.pixxxels.org/dtp94k6xl/bra-dd-cup-black-loretta-bra-with-tanlines.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $bra eq "e cup black loretta bra">> /* Bra: E cup black Loretta bra */ <img src="https://s26.pixxxels.org/omn427sih/bra-e-cup-black-loretta-bra.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $bra eq "e cup black loretta bra with tanlines">> /* Bra: E cup black Loretta bra with tanlines*/ <img src="https://s26.pixxxels.org/cfskc51cp/bra-e-cup-black-loretta-bra-with-tanlines.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $legwear eq "work tights">> /* Legwear: work tights */ <img src="https://s28.pixxxels.org/wl2wt6b8t/legwear-work-tights.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $legwear eq "black leggings">> /* Legwear: black leggings */ <img src="https://s28.pixxxels.org/lx3r82qnh/legwear-black-leggings.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $undershoes eq "army boots">> /* Under shoes: army boots */ <img src="https://s18.pixxxels.org/sethii6ih/under-shoes-army-boots.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $undershoes eq "work heels">> /* Under shoes: work heels */ <img src="https://s21.pixxxels.org/569l3xu7b/under-shoes-work-heels.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $undershoes eq "brown Uggs">> /* Under shoes: brown Uggs */ <img src="https://s28.pixxxels.org/j4ajo1qb1/shoes-brown-uggs.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $undershoes eq "fashion sandals">> /* Under shoes: fashion sandals */ <img src="https://s28.pixxxels.org/w7ga1jt65/shoes-fashion-sandals.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $undershoes eq "black laceup sandals">> /* Under shoes: black laceup sandals */ <img src="https://s29.pixxxels.org/f4mn9zerb/shoes-black-laceup-sandals.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $undershoes eq "black heels">> /* Under shoes: black heels */ <img src="https://s29.pixxxels.org/41gt9lxmf/shoes-black-heels.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $undershoes eq "nude heels">> /* Under shoes: nude heels */ <img src="https://s29.pixxxels.org/494yd120n/shoes-nude-heels.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $undershoes eq "red ankle strap heels">> /* Under shoes: red ankle strap heels */ <img src="https://s29.pixxxels.org/hie9ze1dj/shoes-red-ankle-strap-heels.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $bottoms eq "dpm combat trousers">> /* Bottoms: DPM combat trousers */ <img src="https://s17.pixxxels.org/hj67nil4f/bottoms-dpm-combat-trousers.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $bottoms eq "us digital combat trousers">> /* Bottoms: US digital combat trousers */ <img src="https://s21.pixxxels.org/mpalp6fqf/bottoms-us-digital-combat-trousers.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $bottoms eq "desert dpm combat trousers">> /* Bottoms: Desert DPM combat trousers */ <img src="https://s21.pixxxels.org/xq5qu77zb/bottoms-desert-dpm-combat-trousers.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $bottoms eq "winter dpm combat trousers">> /* Bottoms: Winter DPM combat trousers */ <img src="https://s21.pixxxels.org/3zim8fmzr/bottoms-winter-dpm-combat-trousers.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $bottoms eq "work trousers">> /* Bottoms: Work trousers */ <img src="https://s28.pixxxels.org/qqa6r2zxp/bottoms-work-trousers.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $bottoms eq "work skirt">> /* Bottoms: work skirt */ <img src="https://s21.pixxxels.org/mr7ifb0h3/bottoms-work-skirt.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $bottoms eq "denim shorts">> /* Bottoms: denim shorts */ <img src="https://s29.pixxxels.org/s38qr7alz/bottoms-denim-shorts.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $top eq "a cup recruit tee">> /* Top: A cup recruit tee */ <img src="https://s18.pixxxels.org/ubse714bt/tops-a-cup-recruit-tee.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $top eq "b cup recruit tee">> /* Top: B cup recruit tee */ <img src="https://s11.pixxxels.org/3ob9pso83/tops-b-cup-recruit-tee.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $top eq "c cup recruit tee">> /* Top: C cup recruit tee */ <img src="https://s4.pixxxels.org/g4mpr2c25/tops-c-cup-recruit-tee.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $top eq "d cup recruit tee">> /* Top: D cup recruit tee */ <img src="https://s29.pixxxels.org/ufy74h0p3/tops-d-cup-recruit-tee.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $top eq "dd cup recruit tee">> /* Top: DD cup recruit tee */ <img src="https://s29.pixxxels.org/717hdeybb/tops-dd-cup-recruit-tee.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $top eq "e cup recruit tee">> /* Top: E cup recruit tee */ <img src="https://s29.pixxxels.org/lbi51punb/tops-e-cup-recruit-tee.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $top eq "a cup work blouse">> /* Top: A cup work blouse */ <img src="https://s28.pixxxels.org/lufa7hxm5/tops-a-cup-work-blouse.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $top eq "b cup work blouse">> /* Top: B cup work blouse */ <img src="https://s28.pixxxels.org/tofvsw5f1/tops-b-cup-work-blouse.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $top eq "c cup work blouse">> /* Top: C cup work blouse */ <img src="https://s28.pixxxels.org/46xh9anot/tops-c-cup-work-blouse.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $top eq "d cup work blouse">> /* Top: D cup work blouse */ <img src="https://s28.pixxxels.org/3ld3qxi0d/tops-d-cup-work-blouse.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $top eq "dd cup work blouse">> /* Top: DD cup work blouse */ <img src="https://s28.pixxxels.org/ukgym34h9/tops-dd-cup-work-blouse.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $top eq "e cup work blouse">> /* Top: E cup work blouse */ <img src="https://s28.pixxxels.org/hhlc2te99/tops-e-cup-work-blouse.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $top eq "a cup smart work jacket">> /* Top: A cup smart work jacket */ <img src="https://s28.pixxxels.org/ozr5pliel/tops-a-cup-smart-work-jacket.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $top eq "b cup smart work jacket">> /* Top: B cup smart work jacket */ <img src="https://s28.pixxxels.org/ozr5pliel/tops-a-cup-smart-work-jacket.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $top eq "c cup smart work jacket">> /* Top: C cup smart work jacket */ <img src="https://s28.pixxxels.org/qg2o7qlbh/tops-c-cup-smart-work-jacket.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $top eq "d cup smart work jacket">> /* Top: D cup smart work jacket */ <img src="https://s28.pixxxels.org/d0fniactp/tops-d-cup-smart-work-jacket.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $top eq "dd cup smart work jacket">> /* Top: DD cup smart work jacket */ <img src="https://s28.pixxxels.org/o1asnb52l/tops-dd-cup-smart-work-jacket.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $top eq "e cup smart work jacket">> /* Top: E cup smart work jacket */ <img src="https://s28.pixxxels.org/8tut2yd7x/tops-e-cup-smart-work-jacket.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $top eq "a cup smart work top">> /* Top: A cup smart work jacket */ <img src="https://s28.pixxxels.org/jzyrerj3h/tops-a-cup-smart-work-top.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $top eq "b cup smart work top">> /* Top: B cup smart work jacket */ <img src="https://s28.pixxxels.org/jzyrerj3h/tops-a-cup-smart-work-top.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $top eq "c cup smart work top">> /* Top: C cup smart work jacket */ <img src="https://s28.pixxxels.org/6x34vhsvh/tops-c-cup-smart-work-top.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $top eq "d cup smart work top">> /* Top: D cup smart work jacket */ <img src="https://s28.pixxxels.org/fgmit917x/tops-d-cup-smart-work-top.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $top eq "dd cup smart work top">> /* Top: DD cup smart work jacket */ <img src="https://s28.pixxxels.org/xxgxk2h65/tops-dd-cup-smart-work-top.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $top eq "e cup smart work top">> /* Top: E cup smart work jacket */ <img src="https://s28.pixxxels.org/pghf95ch9/tops-e-cup-smart-work-top.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $dress eq "a to d cup fuscia party dress">> /* Dress: A to D cup fuscia party dress */ <img src="https://s29.pixxxels.org/twhmfdzzr/dress-a-to-d-cup-fuscia-party-dress.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $dress eq "dd cup fuscia party dress">> /* Dress: DD cup fuscia party dress */ <img src="https://s29.pixxxels.org/g437jr987/dress-dd-cup-fuscia-party-dress.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $dress eq "e cup fuscia party dress">> /* Dress: E cup fuscia party dress */ <img src="https://s29.pixxxels.org/3qqdcujjr/dress-e-cup-fuscia-party-dress.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $dress eq "a cup little black dress">> /* Dress: A cup little black dress */ <img src="https://s29.pixxxels.org/x8fx8orqv/dress-a-to-d-cup-little-black-dress.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $dress eq "b cup little black dress">> /* Dress: B cup little black dress */ <img src="https://s29.pixxxels.org/8vnjb6d13/dress-b-cup-little-black-dress.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $dress eq "c cup little black dress">> /* Dress: C cup little black dress */ <img src="https://s29.pixxxels.org/62ubr5con/dress-c-cup-little-black-dress.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $dress eq "d cup little black dress">> /* Dress: D cup little black dress */ <img src="https://s29.pixxxels.org/5rcvedw8n/dress-d-cup-little-black-dress.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $dress eq "dd cup little black dress">> /* Dress: DD cup little black dress */ <img src="https://s29.pixxxels.org/7kfs2phfb/dress-dd-cup-little-black-dress.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $dress eq "e cup little black dress">> /* Dress: E cup little black dress */ <img src="https://s26.pixxxels.org/aiiilpnh5/dress-e-cup-little-black-dress.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $lanyard eq "visitor pass">> /* Lanyard: visitor pass */ <img src="https://s28.pixxxels.org/hbzntjuct/lanyard-visitor-pass.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $pcHair eq "long dark brown 1">> /* Hair: Long dark brown 1 */ <img src="https://s29.pixxxels.org/vhqyumxvb/hair-long-dark-brown-1.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $pcHair eq "long dark brown 2">> /* Hair: Long dark brown 2 */ <img src="https://s3.pixxxels.org/3vi2cm3g3/hair-long-dark-brown-2.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $pcHair eq "long dark brown 3">> /* Hair: Long dark brown 3 */ <img src="https://s11.pixxxels.org/pch9knq4j/hair-long-dark-brown-3.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $pcHair eq "long dark brown 4">> /* Hair: Long dark brown 4 */ <img src="https://s30.pixxxels.org/9du9nvko1/hair-long-dark-brown-4.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $pcHair eq "short dark brown 1">> /* Hair: Short dark brown 1 */ <img src="https://s22.pixxxels.org/bkszpno3l/hair-short-dark-brown-1.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $pcHair eq "long blonde 1">> /* Hair: Long blonde 1 */ <img src="https://s17.pixxxels.org/m4viyhk4f/hair-long-blonde-1.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $pcHair eq "long blonde 2">> /* Hair: Long blonde 2 */ <img src="https://s21.pixxxels.org/4qbce7pd3/hair-long-blonde-2.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $pcHair eq "long red 1">> /* Hair: Long red 1 */ <img src="https://s3.pixxxels.org/beetr375f/hair-long-red-1.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $pcHair eq "long red 2">> /* Hair: Long red 2 */ <img src="https://s21.pixxxels.org/x4gry3cx3/hair-long-red-2.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $pcHair eq "long brown 1">> /* Hair: Long brown 1 */ <img src="https://s21.pixxxels.org/55mm78baf/hair-long-brown-1.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $pcHair eq "long dark brown 5">> /* Hair: Long dark brown 5 */ <img src="https://s21.pixxxels.org/939vwmy3r/hair-long-dark-brown-5.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $pcHair eq "long dark brown 6">> /* Hair: Long dark brown 6 */ <img src="https://s21.pixxxels.org/sz5vc6f53/hair-long-dark-brown-6.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $pcHair eq "long brown 2">> /* Hair: Long brown 2 */ <img src="https://s21.pixxxels.org/ze4w8uluv/hair-long-brown-2.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> <<if $glasses eq "purple sunglasses">> /* Lanyard: purple sunglasses */ <img src="https://s28.pixxxels.org/9nmmagep9/glasses-purple-sunglasses.png" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0; width: 195px; height: 501px"> /* - - - */ <</if>> </div> <<if $showStats eq "1">><> <<if $pcAgency eq "MI6">> <img src="http://i.imgur.com/n96rop6.png" style="display: inline;" /> <<elseif $pcAgency eq "ASIS">> <img src="http://i.imgur.com/CUeNGia.png" style="display: inline;" /> <<elseif $pcAgency eq "NZSIS">> <img src="http://i.imgur.com/25SLfjZ.png" style="display: inline;" /> <<elseif $pcAgency eq "CIA">> <img src="http://i.imgur.com/Ezpffkj.png" style="display: inline;" /> <<elseif $pcAgency eq "CSIS">> <img src="http://i.imgur.com/ZhqrgdN.png" style="display: inline;" /> <</if>> <<print " ">> <<if ndef $useCover>> <<print "$pcFirstname $pcSurname">> <<else>> <<print "\"$pcFirstname $coverSurname\"">> <</if>> <> <> <<print "Mood: $mood">> <> <</if>> <</if>>

"Yes sir," you reply. "FIVE EYES joint task force, taking out terror bankers." He nods. "Exactly. This dossier is from them. [[It concerns you.|Transfer request]]"

"Joint Task Force Neptune. It's a counter-terror initiative," he explains. "Fewer than a hundred personnel, drawn from all FIVE EYES nations. "The group targets individuals involved in financing terror groups: couriers, bankers, wealthy sympathisers, that sort of thing. Cut off the money supply and terror cells fall apart. "Neptune started as intelligence gathering only, but last year they moved up to direct action; word is that they've caught the attention of the White House. They have access to drone strikes, Special Forces, and agents from all five intelligence services. "And that's where [[you come in.|Transfer request]]"

"JTF-Neptune is recruiting a female agent for a long-term undercover assignment," he says. "Your age, appearance and psych evals all fit their profile. They've asked me to release you for a few days so you can be interviewed at their HQ in Scotland." "Before you say yes, there's one thing." He taps an innocuous looking sticker on the cover of the document, a black six-pointed star. "This star means a mission with a high risk of death, capture or moral compromise. "You don't have to volunteer for a black star job, $pcFirstname. If you like, I can tell them I can't spare you." [[Volunteer|Accept the assignment][$boldRecruit1 to "1"]] [[Refuse to go|Reject the assignment]]

<<silently>> <<if $pcAgency eq "MI6">> <<set _hq to "Vauxhall Cross">> <<set _gohome to "take the tube back to your">> <</if>> <<if $pcAgency eq "CIA">> <<set _hq to "Langley">> <<set _gohome to "drive back to your">> <</if>> <<if $pcAgency eq "ASIS">> <<set _hq to "R.G. Casey House">> <<set _gohome to "drive back to your">> <</if>> <<if $pcAgency eq "NZSIS">> <<set _hq to "Pipitea House">> <<set _gohome to "drive back to your">> <</if>> <<if $pcAgency eq "CSIS">> <<set _hq to "1941 Ogilvie Road">> <<set _gohome to "drive back to your">> <</if>> <</silently>> <<if $boldRecruit1 eq "1">>Your boss liked that. He<<else>>Your boss<</if>> nods, a serious expression on his face. He slides the dossier over the desk to you. "Here are the joining instructions. Good luck, $pcFirstname." He calls a quick team meeting to explain that you'll be away for at least the next few days, possibly longer. Everyone is curious, but they know better than to ask where you're going. In under thirty minutes, you've handed over your active projects to colleagues. You walk out of _hq and _gohome [[apartment.|Travel to Scotland]]

"Are you sure?" he asks. "This mission is kind of what the whole game's about." [[Fine, I'll go|Accept the assignment]] [[Really refuse|Reject the assignment 2]]

"That will be all, then, $pcFirstname. I'll tell them that they'll have to find [[another agent.|Agent selection]]"

<<silently>> <<set $bottoms to "">> <<set $legwear to "black leggings">> <<set $undershoes to "brown Uggs">> <<if $pcBraSize eq "34A">> <<set $bra to "bra a cup black sports bra w neon green stripe">> <<set $top to "a cup recruit tee">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34B">> <<set $bra to "bra b cup black sports bra w neon green stripe">> <<set $top to "b cup recruit tee">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34C">> <<set $bra to "bra c cup black sports bra w neon green stripe">> <<set $top to "c cup recruit tee">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34D">> <<set $bra to "bra d cup black sports bra w neon green stripe">> <<set $top to "d cup recruit tee">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34DD">> <<set $bra to "bra dd cup black sports bra w neon green stripe">> <<set $top to "dd cup recruit tee">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34E">> <<set $bra to "bra e cup black sports bra w neon green stripe">> <<set $top to "e cup recruit tee">> <</if>> <</silently>> <<if $pcAgency eq "MI6">><img src="http://i.imgur.com/XEqfUV6.jpg" style="width: 400px;" /> Later that day, you fly Business Class to Edinburgh aboard a British Airways light jet. A little over an hour later, you're checking into the Dalmahoy Hotel, a turreted country house near Edinburgh Airport. Dinner in the restaurant is good, and your room is grandly comfortable. <img src="http://i.imgur.com/1rwKs0C.png" style="width: 400px;" /> <img src="http://i.imgur.com/SBhA1fz.jpg" style="width: 400px;" /><</if>><<if $pcAgency is "ASIS" or $pcAgency is "NZSIS">>It's a 24 hour long haul flight to London, but $pcAgency is good enough to send you First Class aboard a Singapore Airlines Boeing 777. You are served champagne and restaurant quality meals, and get plenty of sleep thanks to noise cancelling headphones and a wide leather seat that transforms into a fully flat bed. <img src="http://i.imgur.com/TzCejn1.jpg" style="width: 400px;" /> You land at London Heathrow Airport on the afternoon of March 10th, and transfer to a British Airways light jet, which flies you Business Class to Edinburgh, Scotland. <img src="http://i.imgur.com/XEqfUV6.jpg" style="width: 400px;" /> A little over an hour later, you're checking into the Dalmahoy Hotel, a turreted country house near Edinburgh Airport. Dinner in the restaurant is good, and your room is grandly comfortable. <img src="http://i.imgur.com/1rwKs0C.png" style="width: 400px;" /> <img src="http://i.imgur.com/SBhA1fz.jpg" style="width: 400px;" /><</if>><<if $pcAgency is "CIA" or $pcAgency is "CSIS">><img src="http://i.imgur.com/BpeeWTh.jpg" style="width: 400px;"/> It's an eight hour flight to London. You travel Club Class, touching down at London Heathrow Airport on the afternoon of March 10th. There you transfer to a British Airways light jet, which flies you Business Class to Edinburgh, Scotland. <img src="http://i.imgur.com/XEqfUV6.jpg" style="width: 400px;" /> A little over an hour later, you're checking into the Dalmahoy Hotel, a turreted country house near Edinburgh Airport. Dinner in the restaurant is good, and your room is grandly comfortable. <img src="http://i.imgur.com/1rwKs0C.png" style="width: 400px;" /> <img src="http://i.imgur.com/SBhA1fz.jpg" style="width: 400px;" /> <</if>> [[Get some sleep|Travel to Kinloss]].

<<silently>> <<set $bottoms to "work trousers">> <<set $legwear to "">> <<set $undershoes to "work heels">> <<set $bra to "">> <<if $pcBraSize eq "34A">> <<set $top to "a cup smart work jacket">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34B">> <<set $top to "b cup smart work jacket">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34C">> <<set $top to "c cup smart work jacket">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34D">> <<set $top to "d cup smart work jacket">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34DD">> <<set $top to "dd cup smart work jacket">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34E">> <<set $top to "e cup smart work jacket">> <</if>> <</silently>> DALMAHOY HOTEL, SCOTLAND MARCH 11 | 0800 HRS LOCAL After breakfast the next morning, a driver picks you up from the hotel. He's a tough looking Scotsman in his 40s who is obviously ex-military, despite being dressed in a nondescript grey business suit. Polite but taciturn, he rarely lets the needle drop below <<if $pcAgency is "MI6" or $pcAgency is "CIA">>110mph<<else>>180kph<</if>> as you race along Scotland's wild and snaking country highways. <img src="http://i.imgur.com/GMZ2ljX.jpg" style="width: 400px;" /> You arrive at the gatehouse of a Royal Air Force station. A young RAF Regiment soldier, armed with an SA80 rifle, checks your driver's ID carefully before waving you through. You're driven right onto the runway, where you transfer onto another aircraft: this time an RAF Agusta A109E. <img src="http://i.imgur.com/ZI8dYMB.jpg" style="width:400px;" /> You buckle into the back and put on your headset. The heli lifts off and tilts north. Soon you're cruising at <<if $pcAgency is "MI6" or $pcAgency is "CIA">>180mph<<else>>290kph<</if>> over the rugged and beautiful Scottish Highlands. The pilot's voice crackles over your headset. "Flight time will be about [[one hour|Arrival at Kinloss]], marm."

<<silently>> <<set $mood to either("Excited", "Nervous", "Alert")>> <</silently>> KINLOSS BARRACKS, SCOTLAND MARCH 11 | 1102 HRS LOCAL <img src="http://i.imgur.com/fl45KQf.jpg" style="width: 400px;" /> The heli lands at another <<if $pcAgency neq "MI6">>British <</if>>military base, this one on the north tip of Scotland. It looks similar to the one you left, except that from here you can see the North Sea. The waves look choppy and grey-tipped under the pale morning sky. You're greeted on the ground by a female soldier. She's about your age and wears the uniform and green beret of the <<if $pcAgency neq "MI6">>British <</if>>Army Intelligence Corps. "Morning, marm!" she shouts over the noise of the spinning-down rotors. Her accent is Welsh. "I'm Corporal Bettis. I'll escort you to your meeting." She walks you to a small single storey red brick building, unremarkable except for mirrored glass windows and a bristling array of comms dishes and masts on the roof. "This used to be an RAF base," Bettis tells you as you approach the main door. "There's a Royal Engineers regiment here now, but they leave us alone. We've just got this one building. Everyone here calls it The Red House." She enters a six digit code into the door keypad, and leads you [[inside|JTF Neptune waiting room]].

<<silently>> <<set $lanyard to "visitor pass">> <</silently>> THE RED HOUSE (JTF-NEPTUNE HQ), SCOTLAND MARCH 11 | 1107 HRS LOCAL Bettis leads you into a waiting room and hands you over to another Intelligence Corps soldier, this one a sergeant armed with a Glock handgun in a hip holster. Bettis heads off into the building, while the sergeant signs you in on a computer screen. He hands you a visitor pass on a lanyard. "You'll need to wear this at all times inside this building, Ms $pcSurname. [[Take a seat;|Meet the bosses]] the Commander knows you're here."

You sit and wait. After a few minutes a security door opens, and two grey haired men step out into the waiting room, wearing dark business suits. "$pcFirstname," says the elder of the two, reaching out to shake your hand with a big craggy paw. "I'm Levy Sloan, task force commander." He's a mountain of a man, in his late sixties or early seventies, with a New York accent and steely blue eyes.<<if $pcAgency eq "CIA">> You know him by reputation – he's a legend in the CIA, whose decades of service date all the way back to the Vietnam War's infamous Phoenix Program.<</if>> "This is my deputy, Mike Novak." "Pleased to meet you, $pcFirstname," he says, offering his own handshake. Novak is ten years younger, a Canadian with a bald head and a goatee beard. Among the intelligence community, he's an internationally known expert on cyberwar<<if $pcAgency eq "CSIS">>; you were nearly assigned to work for him right after joining CSIS, but it didn't work out<</if>>. "We've heard a lot about you," says Sloan. "Thanks for coming up on such short notice. The truth is, we're in a bind, and you're one of very few candidates who can help." "Let's head down to the [[conference room|Meeting room]]," says Novak, "and we can brief you fully."

They lead you to <<if $pcAgency is "CIA" or $pcAgency is "CSIS">>an elevator<<else>>a lift<</if>>, which takes you underground. "This was a nuclear bunker, built during the Cold War," explains Novak during the ride. "We moved in and upgraded it two years ago. From here we can direct our forces in the field, and communicate with the whole world." <img src="http://i.imgur.com/cYorGaM.png" style="width: 400px;" /> The doors slide open to reveal an ultra-modern command centre. There's a low hubbub of activity, a dozen men and women in civilian clothes working on screens and talking on telephones. Sloan and Novak take you to a private meeting room. There are fresh pots of tea and coffee, and a selection of biscuits and pastries, set out on the conference table. Novak pours you a drink while Sloan sets up a laptop. You hang your jacket over a chair and take a seat, waiting for Sloan to [[start the briefing|DEVILFISH briefing]].

<<silently>> <<set $mood to "Alert">> <<if $pcBraSize eq "34A">> <<set $top to "a cup smart work top">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34B">> <<set $top to "b cup smart work top">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34C">> <<set $top to "c cup smart work top">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34D">> <<set $top to "d cup smart work top">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34DD">> <<set $top to "dd cup smart work top">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34E">> <<set $top to "e cup smart work top">> <</if>> <</silently>> Sloan taps a laptop key, and a large flatscreen monitor on one wall displays an artist's impression of a generic Arabic face. <img src="http://i.imgur.com/c1PbtsV.png" style="width: 400px;" /> "This man is codenamed DEVILFISH. We don't know his real name, or even his nationality, but he's been on our High Value Target list since the beginning. "He's part of a terror funding network, based out of Kuwait, that funnels hundreds of millions of dollars to ISIL, the Taliban, Boko Haram, Al Qaeda, Al-Shabaab – basically any assholes they can find. "The group's tradecraft is very good, and they have top cover from hardliners in the Kuwaiti and other governments. So far, we've been unable to penetrate this network. "However, we have caught [[one lead|Hard Cock Cafe briefing]]."

<img src ="http://i.imgur.com/63fScFp.png" /> "DEVILFISH travels internationally. We traced him to a certain bar in Bangkok, called...The Hard Cock Cafe." Sloan looks at you apologetically. "As you've probably guessed, it's in the red light district. "He'd left by the time we were able to get an agent on the ground. But our man managed to find the girl that DEVILFISH had been with. She was an Aussie backpacker; the bar is known for hiring Western girls. "It's from her we got our first physical description of the man. She helped produce this artist's impression, and told us about two distinguishing features on his body. DEVILFISH has an appendectomy scar, and is missing one testicle. "He's a semi-regular visitor to this same bar. Our plan was originally to recruit the Australian girl to set a trap for him...but she's gone missing. Whether that's coincidence or foul play, we don't know. "DEVILFISH is a high value target. And he's likely to return to this same bar the next time he's in Bangkok. You're of similar age and appearance to the missing girl, $pcFirstname. That's why we asked <<if $pcAgency eq "CIA">>Langley<<else>>$pcAgency<</if>> [[for you|Emerald Cup briefing]]."

"Operation EMERALD CUP," Novak takes over. "We insert a female agent who works undercover in the Hard Cock Cafe. She positively identifies target DEVILFISH and effects his capture, supported by Special Forces assets who'll be stationed covertly in the area." "Your $pcAgency psychologist put you forward as a candidate," Sloan says, watching your reaction carefully. "<<if $pcAgency eq "CIA">>The Agency<<else>>Your agency<</if>> thinks you've got the right stuff to pull this mission off. But...it's a black star job for a reason. You'll need to actually get and keep a job there. That means stripping on a stage, and having sex with the clients in order to maintain your cover." [[This is outrageous!|Angry-Kinloss]] [[You can't be serious.|Skeptical-Kinloss]] [[What would I have to do?|Professional-Kinloss][$boldRecruit2 to "1"]]

"What?" you snap, bristling. "I'm <<if$pcAgency is "CIA" or $pcAgency is "CSIS">>a<<else>>an<</if>> $pcAgency agent, not some whore you can order around..." Sloan and Novak disliked that. "Settle down, Agent $pcSurname," cuts in Sloan. "You're not the first field agent who's been asked to do some dirty work for their country." "And we know it is dirty work," says Novak. "But we're talking about a group that funds dozens of terror networks all around the world. DEVILFISH is the only chink in their armour." Sloan nods. "Taking him out will hurt them. Interrogating him might end them. You'd be doing a lot of good." [[What exactly would you want me to do?|Professional-Kinloss]] [[Still not doing it.|Reject at Kinloss]]

"What the hell?" you object. "You want me to go undercover in a brothel?" "This isn't a country club, $pcFirstname," says Sloan. "We do evil shit here. You knew this was a black star job. What were you expecting?" "I don't know, but not...not this! This could be the plot of some...perverted video game!" There is a moment of awkward silence. Sloan clears his throat. "It's a dirty job, Agent $pcSurname. But taking out DEVILFISH will save a lot of innocent lives." [[What would I have to do?|Professional-Kinloss]] [[Reject the mission|Reject at Kinloss]]

<<silently>> <<set $kinlossBriefingVisited to "1">> <</silently>> <<if $boldRecruit2 eq "1" and $kinlossBriefing neq "over">>"Well...what exactly would I have to do?" you ask. Sloan and Novak liked that. Sloan looks impressed. "Good attitude, $pcSurname. I think they were right about this one, Mike. You remind me of me when I was a young agent." <</if>><<if $kinlossBriefing neq "over">>"We'll get into the details later," says Novak. "But, in overview: travel to Bangkok, posing as an out-of-money <<if $pcNationality eq "English">>British<<elseif $pcNationality eq "U.S.">>American<<elseif $pcNationality eq "Canadian">>Canadian<<elseif $pcNationality eq "Australian">>Aussie<<elseif $pcNationality eq "New Zealand">>Kiwi<</if>> backpacker who doesn't want to go home. Get a place to live in the city, and get a job at The Hard Cock Cafe: you've certainly got the looks for it.<<if $pcBraSize eq "34DD" or $pcBraSize eq "34E">>" Mike's gaze flickers down to your chest as he says that. "<<else>><<print " ">><</if>>Make friends, have fun, live a normal life until DEVILFISH comes by again – then stick him with a knockout drug and call in the cavalry." <</if>>[[I have some questions|Kinloss-QandA]]. [[I'll do it|Accept mission]]. [[Not doing it|Reject at Kinloss]].

"Really?" asks Novak. "But...that's what this whole game is about. You'll just have to play through the whole intro again if you quit now. Is that what you want?" <<if $kinlossBriefing neq "over">>[[Ugh. Fine. What would I have to do?|Professional-Kinloss]]<<else>>[[Reconsider.|Professional-Kinloss]]<</if>> [[Really reject the mission|Really reject at Kinloss]]

"You knew this was a black star job. But we can't make you do it," concedes Sloan. "Too bad. We'll organise your transport back to $pcAgency. "Mike...we'll just have to pick one of the [[other candidates|Agent selection]]."

<<silently>> <<set $kinlossBriefing to "over">> <</silently>> <<if $kinlossQuestions neq "1">>"Of course," says Sloan. <</if>> [[Strip on a stage?|Briefing-Stripping]] [[Have sex with clients?|Briefing-Prostitution]] [[My psychologist put me up to this?|Briefing-Psychologist]] [[What do we know about The Hard Cock Cafe?|Briefing-HardCockCafe]] [[What can you tell me about DEVILFISH?|Briefing-Devilfish]] [[How long will I be undercover?|Briefing-Missionlength]] [[What support will I have?|Briefing-Support]] <<if $kinlossQuestions eq "1">>[[No more questions.|Professional-Kinloss]]<<else>>[[Actually, never mind.|Professional-Kinloss]]<</if>>

<<silently>> <<if $pcAgency eq "MI6">> <<set $coverSurname to Array.random(setup.britSurname)>> <<elseif $pcAgency eq "CIA">> <<set $coverSurname to Array.random(setup.usSurname)>> <<elseif $pcAgency eq "CSIS">> <<set $coverSurname to Array.random(setup.canadianSurname)>> <<elseif $pcAgency eq "ASIS" or "NZSIS">> <<set $coverSurname to Array.random(setup.ausNZSurname)>> <</if>> <</silently>> "Okay," you say. "If it will really save lives...I'll do it." Both men look relieved. "Outstanding!" says Sloan. "Welcome to JTF-Neptune, Agent $pcSurname." He shakes your hand with enthusiasm, then so does Novak. "We're delighted to have you on the team." "We'll need to get started fast," says Novak. "The very first thing is to pick you a cover name for this operation. We'll keep your first name – you're used to answering to that – and have the computer generate you a potential surname." Sloan slides the laptop across to Novak, who taps a few keys. "Okay, how about $pcFirstname...$coverSurname?" [["Sure, that works."|Accept cover]] [["Don't like it."|Different cover]]

<<set $kinlossQuestions to "1">> "You said I'd have to strip on a stage?" you ask. "Yes," says Novak. "The girls take turns to do a strip tease on the stage, then they go out into the crowd and try to find clients." [[Back to questions|Kinloss-QandA]]

<<set $kinlossQuestions to "1">> "When you say have sex with clients..." you say. "This is the bad bit," says Novak. "We need you to keep your cover, which means you'll have to take on clients from the bar whenever you're working. They're mostly tourists." [[Condoms? STDs?|Kinloss-safesex]] [[Back to questions|Kinloss-QandA]]

<<set $kinlossQuestions to "1">> "What exactly did my psychologist say about me?" you ask. "This is going to be an emotionally difficult assignment," says Novak. "We reached out to several FIVE EYES operational psychologists for a short list of females who they thought could withstand the pressure. You came back with high recommendations, but they didn't specify why." [[Back to questions|Kinloss-QandA]]

<<set $kinlossQuestions to "1">> "What can you tell me about this...Hard Cock Cafe?" you ask. "It's been a fixture of the Bangkok red light district for at least a decade," says Novak, "but it's not one of the major venues: it's on one of the side streets. It's most famous for hiring Western girls." "We don't know much about it," adds Sloan. "The curious thing is that our original girl, the Aussie backpacker, went missing suddenly. It's almost inconceivable that the Hard Cock Cafe is linked to our terror financing group: but if she was indiscreet about meeting our agent, she may have been killed by criminals. That's our best guess; you'll need to tread carefully." [[Back to questions|Kinloss-QandA]]

<<set $kinlossQuestions to "1">> "What should I know about DEVILFISH, or his group?" you ask. "Remember his identifying features," replies Novak. "The artist's impression, the appendectomy scar, and most obviously the missing testicle. They're how you'll identify him." "It's best that you don't brief you on anything that's not relevant," says Sloan. "We're hoping you'll interact with him; if you let something slip, it could compromise your cover." "We can tell you that he and his group are responsible for hundreds of brutal terrorist atrocities around the world," adds Novak. "Taking him out will save many lives." [[Back to questions|Kinloss-QandA]]

<<set $kinlossQuestions to "1">> "How long will I be undercover?" you ask. "Honestly...we don't know," replies Sloan. "We have no idea when DEVILFISH will return to Bangkok. And there's always the chance he'll pass through on a night you're not working. We're expecting you to be on assignment for months, perhaps many months." "We'll be in constant communications with you," says Novak. "If things get really bad, we can pull you out and replace you with another agent." [[Back to questions|Kinloss-QandA]]

You arch an eyebrow. "I hope they at least use condoms?" "Not routinely, actually," replies Sloan. "Condoms used to be the norm, but the new generation of working girls don't seem to use them. Apparently that's because HIV medications have improved so much." "You'll have a special advantage there," says Novak. "Mass produced HIV vaccines are still a ways off, but we can create a tailored vaccine based on your genetic profile that will be 100% effective for you against HIV. Same for other STDs. Of course, normal birth control pills will protect you against pregnancy. Your physical health shouldn't be an issue." [[Back to questions|Kinloss-QandA]]

<<set $kinlossQuestions to "1">> "What support will I have?" you ask. "All the standard agency support to get you into the target city and establish your cover," replies Novak. "You'll have a line of communication to us here in Kinross, so we'll be able to send you anything you need. Unlimited expense account, but you'll need to be careful about using it: you want to at least appear to be broke enough to need a job at The Hard Cock Cafe. Use it for essential purchases only once you're in Thailand." "We're going to insert undercover Special Forces into Bangkok with you," adds Sloan, "at least two men at any one time, located very close to The Hard Cock Cafe, and they'll meet with you regularly to check you're okay. You'll have a way to alert them directly should you need a rescue, or once you've located DEVILFISH." [[Back to questions|Kinloss-QandA]]

<<silently>> <<set $mood to "Determined">> <<set $lanyard to "">> <<set $legwear to "">> <<set $glasses to "purple sunglasses">> <<set $bottoms to "denim shorts">> <<set $undershoes to "fashion sandals">> <<if $pcBraSize eq "34A">> <<set $bra to "a cup orange bikini top">> <<set $top to "a cup recruit tee">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34B">> <<set $bra to "b cup orange bikini top">> <<set $top to "b cup recruit tee">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34C">> <<set $bra to "c cup orange bikini top">> <<set $top to "c cup recruit tee">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34D">> <<set $bra to "d cup orange bikini top">> <<set $top to "d cup recruit tee">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34DD">> <<set $bra to "dd cup orange bikini top">> <<set $top to "dd cup recruit tee">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34E">> <<set $bra to "e cup orange bikini top">> <<set $top to "e cup recruit tee">> <</if>> <</silently>> ATLANTIS HOTEL, DUBAI MARCH 14 | 0646 HRS LOCAL <img src="http://i.imgur.com/3zcOAuR.png" /> Two days have passed. Back in Scotland, preparations for your mission continue. There are documents to be forged, a whole fake social media history to be created, and Special Forces minders to be briefed and inserted into Bangkok to support you. You, however, have been flown first class to a five star hotel in Dubai. You'll spend a week here, and you have three objectives: <ol><li>Memorise the details of the mission plan and your cover story,</li> <li>Learn a smattering of Bangkok Thai, and</li> <li>Build up a natural suntan, since your cover story doesn't work without one.<<if $redhead eq "1">> As a natural redhead, you have to plan your SPF and shade breaks with military precision.<</if>></li></ol> The Atlantis is luxurious and majestic. Last night you slept deeply under silk sheets on a a king size bed. After a continental breakfast, you change into your bikini and head down to one of the hotel's [[private pools|Atlantis-poolside]].

<<silently>> <<set $mood to "Relaxed">> <<set $knickers to "orange bikini bottoms">> <<set $bottoms to "">> <<set $undershoes to "">> <<if $pcBraSize eq "34A">> <<set $top to "">> <<set $bra to "a cup orange bikini top">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34B">> <<set $top to "">> <<set $bra to "b cup orange bikini top">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34C">> <<set $top to "">> <<set $bra to "c cup orange bikini top">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34D">> <<set $top to "">> <<set $bra to "d cup orange bikini top">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34DD">> <<set $top to "">> <<set $bra to "dd cup orange bikini top">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34E">> <<set $top to "">> <<set $bra to "e cup orange bikini top">> <</if>> <</silently>> <img src="http://i.imgur.com/gamZnly.png" /> You find a quiet infinity pool with a spectacular view of the Persian Gulf. There are three other hotel guests here, all white Westerners. There is a couple in their 50s, who you identify as German by their reading material. The other person is a handsome man in his early- or mid-40s. He's tall and muscular, with longish sideswept hair and a day's stubble. He's wearing blue swimming trunks, mirrored Ray Bans, and is working on an iPad.<<if $pcTrait eq "Likes Older Men">> ⓘ Because you Like Older Men, you find him very attractive.<</if>> You stretch out on your sun lounger and soak up the sunrays, luxuriating in the heat. A waiter appears and offers refreshments, and returns with a sparkling mint-lime iced tea. Overall, this mission is off to a pleasant start. After twenty minutes tanning your back, it's time to [[turn over|Turn over]].

<<silently>> <<set $mood to "Relaxed">> <</silently>> After twenty minutes tanning your front, it's time to cool off. You slip into the infinity pool and swim around. After baking in the sun, the water feels incredibly refreshing. The handsome man joins you in the water, executing a flawless dive in from the deep end. He smiles at you and says, "Hey," as you swim past each other. His accent is Scandinavian, or possibly Dutch. He has friendly grey eyes and a slightly wolfish grin. A few circuits later, you clamber out and head back to your lounger to reapply your suntan lotion. You oil up your feet, your legs, your waist, your chest, your arms... You're contorting yourself to oil your back when the guy reappears in your line of sight, dripping wet from the pool. He flashes that wolfish grin at you again, and reaches out to shake your hand. You notice he's wearing a diver's watch and a silver wedding ring. "Hey, I'm Max,<<if $pcNationality eq "U.S.">> from Sweden,<</if>>" he says. "You, uh, you need a little help? With your back, I mean?" <<if $pcTrait eq "Promiscuous">>[[(Promiscuous) Sure thing, handsome.|Max-Dubai-flirty-accept]] <</if>>[[Okay.|Max-Dubai-accept]] [[Um, not sure...|Max-Dubai-make-him-work-harder]] [[Get lost, creep.|Max-Dubai-brutal-rejection]]

<<silently>> <<if $pcBraSize eq "34A">> <<set $bra to "">> <<set $tits to "a cup">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34B">> <<set $bra to "">> <<set $tits to "b cup">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34C">> <<set $bra to "">> <<set $tits to "c cup">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34D">> <<set $bra to "">> <<set $tits to "d cup">> <<set $maxWantsTitfuck to "1">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34DD">> <<set $bra to "">> <<set $tits to "dd cup">> <<set $maxWantsTitfuck to "1">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34E">> <<set $bra to "">> <<set $tits to "e cup">> <<set $maxWantsTitfuck to "1">> <</if>> <<if $pcTrait eq "Exhibitionist">> <<set $mood to "Turned on">> <<else>> <<set $mood to "Alert">> <</if>> <</silently>> You turn over on your sun lounger, and take a quick look around. Nobody's coming. The couple are both reading their novels. The handsome man has set down his iPad, and could be asleep behind his mirrored sunglasses. As casually as possible, you reach up and untie your bikini top. The handsome man turns his head slightly towards you – apparently he isn't asleep after all. You slide off your bikini top, baring your <<if $pcBraSize eq "34A" or $pcBraSize eq "34B">>perky<<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34C" or $pcBraSize eq "34D">>pert<<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34DD" or $pcBraSize eq "34E">>big<</if>> boobs to your fellow guests. <<if $pcTrait eq "Exhibitionist">>This is a turn-on; you feel your nipples harden despite the heat. <</if>>You tuck the top away underneath your lounger. The German woman ignores you. Her partner sneaks surreptitious glances at you over the top of his book whenever he thinks he can get away with it. The other man's gaze is hidden behind his Ray Bans. You don't want sunburnt boobs, so you squirt some SPF 50 onto your hands and oil them up carefully.<<if $pcTrait eq "Exhibitionist">> Your nipples feel stiff and sensitive under your palms.<</if>> The German man does his best [[not to stare|Cool off in the pool]] while you do this.

<<silently>> <<set $useCover to "1">> <</silently>> "Okay," says Novak. "$pcFirstname $coverSurname it is. We'll have your travel documents drawn up by the end of the day." "There's a lot to do," says Sloan. "First things first, I want you to come and meet your [[support team...|Dubai]]"

You have a decision to make. Are you going to sunbathe topless? Going topless is frowned upon in Thailand, although some Western girls do it – it won't really affect your cover either way. But you're about to try and get a job that involves dancing naked on a stage – maybe you don't want tan lines on your boobs? Sunbathing topless is actually illegal here in Dubai, although you should be okay if you only do it at the hotel pool, and keep your bikini top close by in case you need to cover up fast.<<if $pcTrait eq "Exhibitionist">> ⓘ Because you are an Exhibitionist, the idea of taking your top off in front of the two men is a turn on.<</if>> [[Keep your bikini top on.|Cool off in the pool][$tanlinedTits to "1"]] [[Go topless.][$tanlinedTits to "0"]]

"Uh..." you hesitate, not sure how to respond. "I don't..." He shoots you a serious look. "I promise to be a gentleman. On my honour." He really is very handsome. [[Okay.|Max-Dubai-accept]] [[No thanks.|Gentle rejection]]

<<silently>> <<set $maxRevenge to "1">> <</silently>> You fix him with an icy stare. "In. Your. Dreams. <<if $pcAgency eq "MI6">>Granddad<<else>>Grandpa<</if>>," you reply. He slinks back to his lounger, humiliated, and leaves shortly afterwards. The Germans studiously ignore you for the [[rest of the day|Rejected Max]]. <div class="devnote">Dev note: Brutally rejecting Max starts a quest chain. Bitchy agents might run into him later in the mission, this time when they're part of the Bangkok red light scene, and in no position to turn him down again. 🦀 </div>

Max grabs his iPhone 8, and unlocks it with his fingerprint. "What's your name?" he asks.<<if $bra eq "">> Now that you're facing each other, Max has to make an intense mental effort to look at your eyes instead of your <<if $pcBraSize eq "34A" or $pcBraSize eq "34B">>perky, <</if>><<if $pcBraSize eq "34C" or $pcBraSize eq "34D">>pert, <</if>><<if $pcBraSize eq "34DD" or $pcBraSize eq "34E">>big, <</if>>naked boobs. He succeeds except for the odd fleeting glance<</if>>. "$coverSurname," you tell him. "$pcFirstname $coverSurname." "And your number?" You tell him, and he dials it. A moment later, your own phone rings. "I'm Max Sandström. Like sandstorm, but you switch the 'r' and the..." he peers at your phone as you add him to your contacts. "Ja, like that. I'll text you later. Listen, it was really nice to meet you." Max heads back to the hotel, looking really pleased with himself. Feeling a little sexually frustrated, you shake it off and get back to your [[mission objectives|Dubai first evening]] – mental rehearsals, listening to a Bangkok Thai language course, sunbathing.

<<silently>> <<set $baseBody to "tansition">> <<set $bottoms to "denim shorts">> <<set $undershoes to "fashion sandals">> <<set $knickers to "">> <<set $bra to "">> <<set $tits to "">> <<if $pcBraSize eq "34A">> <<set $top to "a cup recruit tee">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34B">> <<set $top to "b cup recruit tee">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34C">> <<set $top to "c cup recruit tee">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34D">> <<set $top to "d cup recruit tee">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34DD">> <<set $top to "dd cup recruit tee">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34E">> <<set $top to "e cup recruit tee">> <</if>> <</silently>> The next few days pass uneventfully. Over the next week, you pick up a conversational understanding of Bangkok Thai, and a gorgeous deep tan. Towards the end of your stay, a grizzled Texan with a long beard visits you at your room in the Atlantis. He delivers your new travel and ID documents, perfect forgeries in the name of $pcFirstname $coverSurname. He also injects you with a syringe containing a tailored vaccine, unique to your DNA, that will prevent you from catching HIV or any other STDs during your mission. The man is obviously a trained medic; his touch is calm and gentle, and you don't feel a thing when he sticks you with the needle. "You'll need another one in three months," he tells you. "Your people will organise it." He fixes you a look with his dark, serious eyes. "Whatever it is you're doing, $pcFirstname...good luck." <div class="devnote">Dev note: Unfortunately, you've reached a mission ending in this version of Female Agent. In a future version, you'll be ready to move onto Thailand, where you'll find a place to live, and audition for a job at The Hard Cock Cafe. For now, you can experiment with the clothing system if you go back to the pool and <<link [[accept a dinner invitation from Max.|Atlantis-poolside]]>><<set $baseBody to "fair">><</link>> More content is being worked on as you read this! For updates, and to check for newer versions, check out the the <a href="https://www.patreon.com/crushstation">Patreon page</a>. Thanks for playing version 1 of Female Agent! $pcFirstname $pcSurname will always remember you. – Crush Station, August 2017. 🦀 </div>

<<silently>> <<if $pcAgency eq "MI6">> <<set _motherland to "Britain's">> <<elseif $pcAgency eq "CIA">> <<set _motherland to "America's">> <<elseif $pcAgency eq "NZSIS">> <<set _motherland to "New Zealand's">> <<elseif $pcAgency eq "CSIS">> <<set _motherland to "Canada's">> <<elseif $pcAgency eq "ASIS">> <<set _motherland to "Australia's">> <</if>> <<set $mood to "Relaxed">> <<set $glasses to "">> <<set $knickers to "plain white knickers">> <<set $tits to "">> <<if $pcBraSize eq "34A">> <<set $bra to "bra a cup black sports bra w neon green stripe">> <<set $top to "a cup recruit tee">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34B">> <<set $bra to "bra b cup black sports bra w neon green stripe">> <<set $top to "b cup recruit tee">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34C">> <<set $bra to "bra c cup black sports bra w neon green stripe">> <<set $top to "c cup recruit tee">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34D">> <<set $bra to "bra d cup black sports bra w neon green stripe">> <<set $top to "d cup recruit tee">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34DD">> <<set $bra to "bra dd cup black sports bra w neon green stripe">> <<set $top to "dd cup recruit tee">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34E">> <<set $bra to "bra e cup black sports bra w neon green stripe">> <<set $top to "e cup recruit tee">> <</if>> <</silently>> Later that evening, back in your hotel room, you set up a secure link on your laptop and run a background check on Max Sandström. <<if $pcAgency eq "CIA">>Langley<<else>>$pcAgency<</if>> has a short file on the man. He's 44 years old; a Business Manager at Saab Aeronautics; and a resident of Linköping in Sweden, where he lives with his wife and two teenagers. He has a low level security clearance, which is routine for someone working in the defence industry. Everything about him seems to check out. One of <<if $pcAgency eq "CIA">>the <</if>>$pcAgency's functions is industrial espionage. Sweden is a friendly nation, but their foreign intelligence service still spies on _motherland defence industry whenever they get the opportunity. This might be a chance to get some payback. Hacking Max's phone is the obvious line of attack. Doing so won't benefit your mission, but your colleagues back at $hq might find the data on it useful. If you're going to try, you need to requisition an iPhone 8 hack drive from HQ. [[Requisition the hacking device]] (Starts a sidequest) [[Decide against it.|Prep for the date with Max]]

<<silently>> <<set $baseBody to "tansition">> <<set $bottoms to "denim shorts">> <<if $pcBraSize eq "34A">> <<set $bra to "a cup plain white bra">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34B">> <<set $bra to "b cup plain white bra">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34C">> <<set $bra to "c cup plain white bra">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34D">> <<set $bra to "d cup plain white bra">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34DD">> <<set $bra to "dd cup plain white bra">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34E">> <<set $bra to "e cup plain white bra">> <</if>> <</silently>> The next few days pass uneventfully – aside from occasional flirty texts from Max. Over the next week, you pick up a conversational understanding of Bangkok Thai, and a gorgeous deep tan. Towards the end of your stay, a grizzled Texan with a long beard visits you at your room in the Atlantis. He delivers your new travel and ID documents, perfect forgeries in the name of $pcFirstname $coverSurname. He also injects you with a syringe containing a tailored vaccine, unique to your DNA, that will prevent you from catching HIV or any other STDs during your mission. The man is obviously a trained medic; his touch is calm and gentle, and you don't feel a thing when he sticks you with the needle. "You'll need another one in three months," he tells you. "Your people will organise it." He fixes you a look with his dark, serious eyes. "Whatever it is you're doing, $pcFirstname...[[good luck|Shop for date clothes]]."

"I'm uh...I'm fine, thanks. Really." "You sure?" he asks, a little pathetically. "Yeah. Thanks, though. I've got this." The man smiles curtly and heads back to his lounger. He leaves [[shortly afterwards|Rejected Max]].

<<silently>> <<set $hackingMaxsPhone to "1">> <</silently>> With your secure link to $hq still open, you requisition a hacking device compatible with an iPhone 8. It's delivered to your room early the [[next morning|Prep for the date with Max]], concealed in a bunch of flowers. Added iPhone 8 hack drive to your inventory.

<<silently>> <<set $baseBody to "tan">> <<set $undershoes to "fashion sandals">> <</silently>> <img src="http://i.imgur.com/G5rmZRD.jpg" style="width:400px;" /> FESTIVAL CITY MALL, DUBAI MARCH 20 | 1043 HRS LOCAL Tonight is your date with Max, so you've come to Dubai's biggest mall in order to buy a suitable outfit. You'll need a dress, some shoes, and – depending on how far you think things will go with him – some sexy underwear. Everything has to work around the dress, so you decide to shop for that [[first|Dubai dress shop]].

You wander around the department stores and find a couple of dresses that you like. Fuscia party dress. <> <<link[[Try it on|Dubai dress shop]]>> <<if $pcBraSize eq "34DD">> <<set $dress to "dd cup fuscia party dress">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34E">> <<set $dress to "e cup fuscia party dress">> <<else>> <<set $dress to "a to d cup fuscia party dress">> <</if>> <<set $top to "">> <<set $bottoms to "">> <<set $dressClass to "fuscia party dress">> <</link>> <<if $dressClass eq "fuscia party dress">> <<print " | ">> <<link [[Buy this dress|Dubai shoe shop]]>> <<set $dubaiDress to "fusciaPartyDress">> <<set $dressClass to "">> <</link>> <</if>><> A short, flirty party dress in bright fuscia. Little black dress. <> <<link[[Try it on|Dubai dress shop]]>> <<if $pcBraSize eq "34A">> <<set $dress to "a cup little black dress">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34B">> <<set $dress to "b cup little black dress">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34C">> <<set $dress to "c cup little black dress">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34D">> <<set $dress to "d cup little black dress">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34DD">> <<set $dress to "dd cup little black dress">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34E">> <<set $dress to "e cup little black dress">> <</if>> <<set $top to "">> <<set $bottoms to "">> <<set $dressClass to "LBD">> <</link>> <<if $dressClass eq "LBD">> <<print " | ">> <<link [[Buy this dress|Dubai shoe shop]]>> <<set $dubaiDress to "LBD">> <<set $dressClass to "">> <</link>> <</if>><> A clingy and short LBD, with a ruffled asymmetric neckline.

<<silently>> <<set $mood to "Happy">> <<set $dress to "">> <<set $bottoms to "denim shorts">> <<if $pcBraSize eq "34A">> <<set $bra to "a cup plain white bra">> <<set $top to "a cup recruit tee">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34B">> <<set $top to "b cup recruit tee">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34C">> <<set $top to "c cup recruit tee">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34D">> <<set $top to "d cup recruit tee">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34DD">> <<set $top to "dd cup recruit tee">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34E">> <<set $top to "e cup recruit tee">> <</if>> <</silently>> Next you need some shoes that will work with your new <<if $dubaiDress eq "fusciaPartyDress">>fuscia party dress<<elseif $dubaiDress eq "LBD">>little black dress<</if>>. You wander between the mall's shoe shops and find several pairs you like. Black lace-up sandals. <> <<link[[Try them on|Dubai shoe shop]]>> <<set $undershoes to "black laceup sandals">> <</link>> <<if $undershoes eq "black laceup sandals">> <<print " | ">> <<link [[Buy them|Dubai lingerie shop]]>> <<set $dubaiShoes to "black laceup sandals">> <<set $undershoes to "fashion sandals">> <</link>> <</if>><> Black high heeled sandals that lace up just below your knees. Black high heels. <> <<link[[Try them on|Dubai shoe shop]]>> <<set $undershoes to "black heels">> <</link>> <<if $undershoes eq "black heels">> <<print " | ">> <<link [[Buy them|Dubai lingerie shop]]>> <<set $dubaiShoes to "black heels">> <<set $undershoes to "fashion sandals">> <</link>> <</if>><> A pair of smart black high heels. Nude high heels. <> <<link[[Try them on|Dubai shoe shop]]>> <<set $undershoes to "nude heels">> <</link>> <<if $undershoes eq "nude heels">> <<print " | ">> <<link [[Buy them|Dubai lingerie shop]]>> <<set $dubaiShoes to "nude heels">> <<set $undershoes to "fashion sandals">> <</link>> <</if>><> A pair of smart nude coloured high heels. Red ankle strap heels. <> <<link[[Try them on|Dubai shoe shop]]>> <<set $undershoes to "red ankle strap heels">> <</link>> <<if $undershoes eq "red ankle strap heels">> <<print " | ">> <<link [[Buy them|Dubai lingerie shop]]>> <<set $dubaiShoes to "red ankle strap heels">> <<set $undershoes to "fashion sandals">> <</link>> <</if>><> A pair of bright red high heels with a cute ankle strap. Black ankle strap heels. <> <<link[[Try them on|Dubai shoe shop]]>> <<set $undershoes to "work heels">> <</link>> <<if $undershoes eq "work heels">> <<print " | ">> <<link [[Buy them|Dubai lingerie shop]]>> <<set $dubaiShoes to "work heels">> <<set $undershoes to "fashion sandals">> <</link>> <</if>><> A pair of black high heels with a cute ankle strap.

You brought some nice white underwear to Dubai. But it might be worth buying something sexier now, depending on how far you want things to go with Max. <<if $dubaiLingerieBlackLorettaBra eq "1" or $dubaiLingerieBlackLorettaBoyshorts eq "1" or $dubaiLingerieEuropaHoldups eq "1" or $dubaiLingerieWhitePlainHoldups eq "1">>Once you've finished shopping, you can [[check out and go back to the hotel|Back to The Atlantis][$braClass to ""]]<<else>>If you don't want to buy new lingerie, you can just [[go back to the hotel|Back to The Atlantis][$braClass to ""]]<</if>> Black "Loretta" bra<<if $dubaiLingerieBlackLorettaBra eq "1">> (in your basket)<</if>>. <> <<if $braClass eq "Loretta">> <<link[[Take it off|Dubai lingerie shop]]>> <<if $pcBraSize eq "34A">> <<set $bra to "a cup plain white bra">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34B">> <<set $bra to "b cup plain white bra">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34C">> <<set $bra to "c cup plain white bra">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34D">> <<set $bra to "d cup plain white bra">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34DD">> <<set $bra to "dd cup plain white bra">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34E">> <<set $bra to "e cup plain white bra">> <</if>> <<set $braClass to "plain white">> <</link>> <<print " | ">> <<if $dubaiLingerieBlackLorettaBra eq "1">> <<link [[Remove from basket|Dubai lingerie shop]]>> <<set $dubaiLingerieBlackLorettaBra to "">> <</link>> <<else>> <<link [[Add to basket|Dubai lingerie shop]]>> <<set $dubaiLingerieBlackLorettaBra to "1">> <</link>> <</if>> <<else>> <<link[[Try it on|Dubai lingerie shop]]>> <<set $top to "">> <<set $bottoms to "">> <<set $undershoes to "">> <<if $pcBraSize eq "34E" and $tanlinedTits eq "0">> <<set $bra to "e cup black loretta bra">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34E" and $tanlinedTits eq "1">> <<set $bra to "e cup black loretta bra with tanlines">> <</if>> <<if $pcBraSize eq "34DD" and $tanlinedTits eq "0">> <<set $bra to "dd cup black loretta bra">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34DD" and $tanlinedTits eq "1">> <<set $bra to "dd cup black loretta bra with tanlines">> <</if>> <<if $pcBraSize eq "34D" and $tanlinedTits eq "0">> <<set $bra to "d cup black loretta bra">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34D" and $tanlinedTits eq "1">> <<set $bra to "d cup black loretta bra with tanlines">> <</if>> <<if $pcBraSize eq "34C" and $tanlinedTits eq "0">> <<set $bra to "c cup black loretta bra">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34C" and $tanlinedTits eq "1">> <<set $bra to "c cup black loretta bra with tanlines">> <</if>> <<if $pcBraSize eq "34B" and $tanlinedTits eq "0">> <<set $bra to "b cup black loretta bra">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34B" and $tanlinedTits eq "1">> <<set $bra to "b cup black loretta bra with tanlines">> <</if>> <<if $pcBraSize eq "34A" and $tanlinedTits eq "0">> <<set $bra to "a cup black loretta bra">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34A" and $tanlinedTits eq "1">> <<set $bra to "a cup black loretta bra with tanlines">> <</if>> <<set $braClass to "Loretta">> <</link>> <</if>><> A sheer, lacy bra with a floral trim. Black "Loretta" boyshorts<<if $dubaiLingerieBlackLorettaBoyshorts eq "1">> (in your basket)<</if>>. <> <<if $knickers eq "black loretta boyshorts">> <<link [[Take them off|Dubai lingerie shop]]>> <<set $knickers to "plain white knickers">> <</link>> <<print " | ">> <<if $dubaiLingerieBlackLorettaBoyshorts eq "1">> <<link [[Remove from basket|Dubai lingerie shop]]>> <<set $dubaiLingerieBlackLorettaBoyshorts to "">> <</link>> <<else>> <<link [[Add to basket|Dubai lingerie shop]]>> <<set $dubaiLingerieBlackLorettaBoyshorts to "1">> <</link>> <</if>> <<else>> <<link [[Try them on|Dubai lingerie shop]]>> <<set $top to "">> <<set $bottoms to "">> <<set $undershoes to "">> <<set $knickers to "black loretta boyshorts">> <</link>> <</if>><> Light, sheer lacy boyshorts with a floral trim. Black Europa hold ups<<if $dubaiLingerieEuropaHoldups eq "1">> (in your basket)<</if>>.<> <<if $legwear eq "black europa holdups">> <<link [[Take them off|Dubai lingerie shop]]>> <<set $legwear to "">> <</link>> <<print " | ">> <<if $dubaiLingerieEuropaHoldups eq "1">> <<link [[Remove from basket|Dubai lingerie shop]]>> <<set $dubaiLingerieEuropaHoldups to "">> <</link>> <<else>> <<link [[Add to basket|Dubai lingerie shop]]>> <<set $dubaiLingerieEuropaHoldups to "1">> <</link>> <</if>> <<else>> <<link[[Try them on|Dubai lingerie shop]]>> <<set $undershoes to "">> <<set $top to "">> <<set $bottoms to "">> <<set $legwear to "black europa holdups">> <</link>> <</if>><> Black hold up stockings with a striped welt. White hold ups<<if $dubaiLingerieWhitePlainHoldups eq "1">> (in your basket)<</if>>.<> <<if $legwear eq "white plain holdups">> <<link [[Take them off|Dubai lingerie shop]]>> <<set $legwear to "">> <</link>> <<print " | ">> <<if $dubaiLingerieWhitePlainHoldups eq "1">> <<link [[Remove from basket|Dubai lingerie shop]]>> <<set $dubaiLingerieWhitePlainHoldups to "">> <</link>> <<else>> <<link [[Add to basket|Dubai lingerie shop]]>> <<set $dubaiLingerieWhitePlainHoldups to "1">> <</link>> <</if>> <<else>> <<link[[Try them on|Dubai lingerie shop]]>> <<set $undershoes to "">> <<set $top to "">> <<set $bottoms to "">> <<set $legwear to "white plain holdups">> <</link>> <</if>><> White hold up stockings.

<<silently>> <<set $mood to "Calm">> <<set $undershoes to "fashion sandals">> <<set $legwear to "">> <<set $bottoms to "denim shorts">> <<if $pcBraSize eq "34A">> <<set $bra to "a cup plain white bra">> <<set $top to "a cup recruit tee">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34B">> <<set $bra to "b cup plain white bra">> <<set $top to "b cup recruit tee">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34C">> <<set $bra to "c cup plain white bra">> <<set $top to "c cup recruit tee">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34D">> <<set $bra to "d cup plain white bra">> <<set $top to "d cup recruit tee">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34DD">> <<set $bra to "dd cup plain white bra">> <<set $top to "dd cup recruit tee">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34E">> <<set $bra to "E cup plain white bra">> <<set $top to "e cup recruit tee">> <</if>> <</silently>> ROOM 1201 (ATLANTIS HOTEL), DUBAI MARCH 20 | 1528 HRS LOCAL You get back to the hotel, drop your bags off in your room, and go for a swim in the pool. Then it's time to <> <<link [[get ready for your date with Max.|Dubai dressup]]>> <<set $undershoes to "">> <<set $bottoms to "">> <<set $top to "">> <<set $bra to "">> <<set $knickers to "">> <<if $tanlinedTits eq "0">> <<if $pcBraSize eq "34A">> <<set $tits to "a cup tanned tits">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34B">> <<set $tits to "b cup tanned tits">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34C">> <<set $tits to "c cup tanned tits">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34D">> <<set $tits to "d cup tanned tits">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34DD">> <<set $tits to "dd cup tanned tits">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34E">> <<set $tits to "e cup tanned tits">> <</if>> <<elseif $tanlinedTits eq "1">> <<if $pcBraSize eq "34A">> <<set $tits to "a cup">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34B">> <<set $tits to "b cup">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34C">> <<set $tits to "c cup">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34D">> <<set $tits to "d cup">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34DD">> <<set $tits to "dd cup">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34E">> <<set $tits to "e cup">> <</if>> <</if>> <</link>><>

<<silently>> <<if $pcNationality eq "English">> <<set _nationalityGuess to "English">> <<elseif $pcNationality eq "Australian" or $pcNationality eq "New Zealand">> <<set _nationalityGuess to "Australian">> <<elseif $pcNationality eq "U.S." or $pcNationality eq "Canadian">> <<set _nationalityGuess to "an American girl, right">> <</if>> <</silently>> "My hero," you answer, flashing a flirty smile. You hand him your lotion bottle and twist around on your lounger to give him access to your back. Max liked that. You hear him squirting the lotion onto his hands, then a moment later feel him touch your shoulders. His hands glide rhythmically along your shoulders and neck, slick and strong. "So," he says. "You're _nationalityGuess?" <<if $pcNationality eq "Canadian">>[[Canadian.|Max-Dubai-Canadian]]<<elseif $pcNationality eq "U.S.">>[[Yeah.|Max-Dubai-American]]<<elseif $pcNationality eq "English">>[[Yes.|Max-Dubai-English]]<<elseif $pcNationality eq "New Zealand">>[[I'm a Kiwi.|Max-Dubai-NZ]]<<elseif $pcNationality eq "Australian">>[[Yep.|Max-Dubai-Aussie]]<</if>>

"Canadian, actually," you reply. "Ah, of course," he mutters. His hands glide firmly over your shoulders and neck. "How stupid of me. I'm Swedish, myself." <<if $pcTrait eq "Promiscuous">>[[(Promiscuous) Flirt|Max-Dubai-massageFlirt]]<<if $pcTrait eq "Likes Older Men">>[[(Likes Older Men) Flirt|Max-Dubai-massageFlirt]] <</if>> <</if>>[[Build rapport.|Max-Dubai-snow]] [[Flatter him|Max-Viking-flattery]]

“Fellow snow dweller, eh?” you ask. Max laughs. “We’re a long way from our natural habitat, that’s for sure.” His hands slide down to run along your back. “So, what are you doing in Dubai?” [[Cover story]].

<<silently>> <<set $mood to "Turned on">> <</silently>> "Travelling. I'm going to the Far East next. Just wanted to start with a little luxury. What about you?" "Work. I'm actually an international arms dealer." Max’s hands glide lower, his fingertips brushing against your bikini bottoms, exploring your hips and the very top of your heart-shaped ass. Being touched like this by a handsome stranger is turning you on. [[Yeah, right.|Max-Dubai-skeptical]] [[Seriously?|Max-Dubai-impressed]]

"Yep. American Girl, like in the song," you reply. "Heh!" His hands glide firmly over your shoulders and neck. "You're way too young to know that song." <<if $pcTrait eq "Promiscuous">>[[(Promiscuous) Flirt|Max-Dubai-massageFlirt]] <</if>><<if $pcTrait eq "Likes Older Men">>[[(Likes Older Men) Flirt.|Max-Dubai-americanFlirt]] <</if>>[[Tom Petty's a national treasure.|Max-Dubai-music]]

You shrug. "I tend to date older men," you say. "They have better record collections." Max loved that. Max laughs. "Good to meet a girl who has her priorities straight," he says. His hands slide down to run along your back. “So, brings you to Dubai, American Girl?” [[Cover story]].

<<silently>> <<if $pcNationality eq "English">> <<set _nationalityGuess to "English">> <<elseif $pcNationality eq "Australian" or $pcNationality eq "New Zealand">> <<set _nationalityGuess to "Australian">> <<elseif $pcNationality eq "U.S." or $pcNationality eq "Canadian">> <<set _nationalityGuess to "an American girl, right">> <</if>> <</silently>> "Well...okay," you reply. You hand him your bottle of lotion, and twist around to give him access to your back. "I'll be gentle." You hear him squirting the lotion onto his hands, then a moment later feel him touch your shoulders. His hands glide rhythmically along your shoulders and neck, slick and strong. "So," he says. "You're _nationalityGuess?" <<if $pcNationality eq "Canadian">>[[Canadian.|Max-Dubai-Canadian]]<<elseif $pcNationality eq "U.S.">>[[Yeah.|Max-Dubai-American]]<<elseif $pcNationality eq "English">>[[Yes.|Max-Dubai-English]]<<elseif $pcNationality eq "New Zealand">>[[I'm a Kiwi.|Max-Dubai-NZ]]<<elseif $pcNationality eq "Australian">>[[Yep.|Max-Dubai-Aussie]]<</if>>

“Mmm,” you murmur responsively as his hands roam over your shoulders. “That feels really nice.” Max liked that. His touch sweeps down to your shoulder blades. "Wow, you're tense," he says, kneading your muscles with his thumbs. The sensation is intimate and sexy, and you wonder if Max is enjoying touching you as well. “So,” he asks, “what brings you to Dubai?” [[Cover story]]

"Are you kidding?" you ask. "You can't play college radio for an hour without hearing Tom Petty. He's like our...Abba." "Huh," replies Max. "Guess I should listen to more U.S. college radio. So, what brings you to Dubai, American Girl?” [[Cover story]].

You laugh politely at his little joke. "I'm serious!" he protests. "I sell fighter planes to governments. I have two dozen dictators on speed dial." His hands roam slowly up and down over your <<if $bra eq "">>bare back. From time to time they slip around your sides, his fingertips tantalisingly close to touching your soft breasts. Your nipples are hard and you feel a little hot rush of wetness between your legs.<<else>>back, lingering around your bikini straps, tracing lines along them. It's hard not to imagine what it would feel like if he undid it.<</if>> "How long are you in Dubai?" he asks. [[A week.|Max-Dubai-ask-to-dinner]]

"Seriously?" you shoot him a look over your shoulder. "Ja," he nods. "Well...sort of. I sell fighter planes to governments. My job is basically travelling around the world, taking dictators out to dinner." His hands roam slowly up and down over your <<if $bra eq "">>bare back. From time to time they slip around your sides, his fingertips tantalisingly close to touching your soft breasts. Your nipples are hard and you feel a little hot rush of wetness between your legs.<<else>>back, lingering around your bikini straps, tracing lines along them. It's hard not to imagine what it would feel like if he undid it.<</if>> "How long are you in Dubai?" he asks. [[A week.|Max-Dubai-ask-to-dinner]]

"Just a week," you tell him. "Maybe I could take you to dinner before you move on," he says. "I know a really cool place. My treat, of course." [[Absolutely.|Max-Dubai-dinner-keen]] [[Okay.|Max-Dubai-dinner-accept]] [[No thanks.|Max-Dubai-dinner-unsure]] [[What about your wife?|Max-Dubai-dinner-wife]]

"I don't think so, Max..." "Come on, it'll be fun," he replies. "Dinner with a Viking. I promise not to try and sell you a fighter plane." [[Okay.|Max-Dubai-dinner-accept]] [[Really no.|Max-Dubai-reject-dinner]]

"That's right," you reply. "I live in London." "Oh, cool! I go there for work sometimes." His hands glide firmly over your shoulders and neck. "I'm from Sweden, myself. Um...sorry for all that Viking stuff we used to do." <<if $pcTrait eq "Promiscuous">>[[(Promiscuous) Flirt|Max-Dubai-massageFlirt]]<<if $pcTrait eq "Likes Older Men">>[[(Likes Older Men) Flirt|Max-Dubai-massageFlirt]] <</if>> <</if>>[[Ha! You're forgiven.|Max-Dubai-English-forgiven]]

"It's okay," you reassure him. "You made up for it after you gave us Abba. And IKEA." "Here's to better Anglo-Swedish relations," he says. His hands slide down to run along your back. “So, what brings you to Dubai?” [[Cover story]]

"New Zealand, actually," you reply. "Ah, of course," he mutters. "How stupid of me." His hands glide firmly over your shoulders and neck. "I hear New Zealand's beautiful. I'm Swedish, myself." <<if $pcTrait eq "Promiscuous">>[[(Promiscuous) Flirt|Max-Dubai-massageFlirt]] <</if>><<if $pcTrait eq "Likes Older Men">>[[(Likes Older Men) Flirt|Max-Dubai-massageFlirt]] <</if>>[[Flatter him|Max-Viking-flattery]]

“Right. I sensed a wild, Viking kind of air about you as soon as I saw you.” Max liked that. Max chuckles. "That was a long time ago. We're harmless now. Mostly." His hands slide down to run along your back. “So, what are you doing in Dubai?” [[Cover story]].

"That's right," you reply. "I mean...g'day, mate." Max laughs. "Just like the soap operas." His hands glide firmly over your shoulders and neck. "I'm Swedish, myself. Hejsan." <<if $pcTrait eq "Promiscuous">>[[(Promiscuous) Flirt|Max-Dubai-massageFlirt]]<<if $pcTrait eq "Likes Older Men">>[[(Likes Older Men) Flirt|Max-Dubai-massageFlirt]] <</if>> <</if>>[[Flatter him|Max-Viking-flattery]]

You shoot him an encouraging smile over your shoulder. "I'd really like that," you say. Max loved that. "Great!" that wolfish grin again. "Okay. I just need to move some things around in my diary. Let's [[swap numbers|Swap numbers with Max]] so I can get a hold of you."

"You sure your wife won't mind?" you ask. "Ouch. Well...it's just dinner. Right? Two travellers, a million miles from home, getting a bite to eat together. No big deal." [[Not sure...|Max-Dubai-dinner-unsure]] [[Really no.|Max-Dubai-reject-dinner]]

"Sorry, Max, I don't wanna." "Aw, okay. Well, it was nice to meet you." Max looks disappointed, but takes the rejection in his stride. He [[finishes|Rejected Max]] oiling your back and returns to his sun lounger.

"Well..." you shrug. "Okay. Why not." "Exactly!" that wolfish grin again. "Why not. Okay. I just need to move some things around in my diary. Let's [[swap numbers|Swap numbers with Max]] so I can get a hold of you."

You take a long shower, shave and pluck your body, and do your makeup. <> <<if $dress neq "" and $undershoes neq "">> <<print "If you're happy with your outfit, you can ">> <<link [[go meet Max in the bar.|Go meet Max in the bar]]>> <</link>> <<else>> <<print "It's time to get dressed up for your date with Max.">> <</if>> <> <> <div style="background-color:wheat; padding: 5px;">Your wardrobe</div> <div style="background-color:mistyrose; padding: 5px;">Underwear</div> <div style="background-color:oldlace; padding: 5px;"> <<print "Ivory bra">> <<if $braClass eq "plain white">> <<link [[Take it off|Dubai dressup]]>> <<set $bra to "">> <<set $braClass to "">> <<if $dress eq "">> <<if $tanlinedTits eq "0">> <<if $pcBraSize eq "34A">> <<set $tits to "a cup tanned tits">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34B">> <<set $tits to "b cup tanned tits">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34C">> <<set $tits to "c cup tanned tits">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34D">> <<set $tits to "d cup tanned tits">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34DD">> <<set $tits to "dd cup tanned tits">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34E">> <<set $tits to "e cup tanned tits">> <</if>> <<elseif $tanlinedTits eq "1">> <<if $pcBraSize eq "34A">> <<set $tits to "a cup">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34B">> <<set $tits to "b cup">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34C">> <<set $tits to "c cup">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34D">> <<set $tits to "d cup">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34DD">> <<set $tits to "dd cup">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34E">> <<set $tits to "e cup">> <</if>> <</if>> <</if>> <</link>> <<else>> <<link [[Wear it|Dubai dressup]]>> <<set $tits to "">> <<set $braClass to "plain white">> <<if $pcBraSize eq "34A">> <<set $bra to "a cup plain white bra">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34B">> <<set $bra to "b cup plain white bra">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34C">> <<set $bra to "c cup plain white bra">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34D">> <<set $bra to "d cup plain white bra">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34DD">> <<set $bra to "dd cup plain white bra">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34E">> <<set $bra to "e cup plain white bra">> <</if>> <</link>> <</if>> <<print "Ivory knickers">> <<if $knickers eq "plain white knickers">> <<link [[Take them off|Dubai dressup]]>> <<set $knickers to "">> <</link>> <<else>> <<link [[Wear them|Dubai dressup]]>> <<set $knickers to "plain white knickers">> <</link>> <</if>> <<if $dubaiLingerieBlackLorettaBra eq "1">> <<print "Black Loretta bra">> <<if $braClass eq "Loretta">> <<link [[Take it off|Dubai dressup]]>> <<set $bra to "">> <<set $braClass to "">> <<if $dress eq "">> <<if $tanlinedTits eq "0">> <<if $pcBraSize eq "34A">> <<set $tits to "a cup tanned tits">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34B">> <<set $tits to "b cup tanned tits">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34C">> <<set $tits to "c cup tanned tits">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34D">> <<set $tits to "d cup tanned tits">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34DD">> <<set $tits to "dd cup tanned tits">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34E">> <<set $tits to "e cup tanned tits">> <</if>> <<elseif $tanlinedTits eq "1">> <<if $pcBraSize eq "34A">> <<set $tits to "a cup">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34B">> <<set $tits to "b cup">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34C">> <<set $tits to "c cup">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34D">> <<set $tits to "d cup">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34DD">> <<set $tits to "dd cup">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34E">> <<set $tits to "e cup">> <</if>> <</if>> <</if>> <</link>> <<else>> <<link [[Wear it|Dubai dressup]]>> <<set $tits to "">> <<set $braClass to "Loretta">> <<if $pcBraSize eq "34A">> <<set $bra to "a cup black loretta bra">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34B">> <<set $bra to "b cup black loretta bra">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34C">> <<set $bra to "c cup black loretta bra">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34D">> <<set $bra to "d cup black loretta bra">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34DD">> <<set $bra to "dd cup black loretta bra">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34E">> <<set $bra to "e cup black loretta bra">> <</if>> <</link>> <</if>> <</if>> <<if $dubaiLingerieBlackLorettaBoyshorts eq "1">> <<print "Black Loretta boyshorts">> <<if $knickers eq "black loretta boyshorts">> <<link [[Take them off|Dubai dressup]]>> <<set $knickers to "">> <</link>> <<else>> <<link [[Wear them|Dubai dressup]]>> <<set $knickers to "black loretta boyshorts">> <</link>> <</if>> <</if>> <<if $dubaiLingerieWhitePlainHoldups eq "1">> <<print "White hold up stockings">> <<if $legwear eq "white plain holdups">> <<link [[Take them off|Dubai dressup]]>> <<set $legwear to "">> <</link>> <<else>> <<link [[Wear them|Dubai dressup]]>> <<set $legwear to "white plain holdups">> <</link>> <</if>> <</if>> <<if $dubaiLingerieEuropaHoldups eq "1">> <<print "Black Europa hold up stockings">> <<if $legwear eq "black europa holdups">> <<link [[Take them off|Dubai dressup]]>> <<set $legwear to "">> <</link>> <<else>> <<link [[Wear them|Dubai dressup]]>> <<set $legwear to "black europa holdups">> <</link>> <</if>> <</if>> </div> <div style="background-color:mistyrose; padding: 5px;">Dresses</div> <div style="background-color:oldlace; padding: 5px;"> <<if $dubaiDress eq "fusciaPartyDress">> <<print "Fuscia party dress ">> <<if $dressClass eq "fuscia party dress">> <<link [[Take it off|Dubai dressup]]>> <<set $dress to "">> <<set $dressClass to "">> <<if $bra eq "">> <<if $tanlinedTits eq "0">> <<if $pcBraSize eq "34A">> <<set $tits to "a cup tanned tits">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34B">> <<set $tits to "b cup tanned tits">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34C">> <<set $tits to "c cup tanned tits">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34D">> <<set $tits to "d cup tanned tits">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34DD">> <<set $tits to "dd cup tanned tits">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34E">> <<set $tits to "e cup tanned tits">> <</if>> <<elseif $tanlinedTits eq "1">> <<if $pcBraSize eq "34A">> <<set $tits to "a cup">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34B">> <<set $tits to "b cup">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34C">> <<set $tits to "c cup">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34D">> <<set $tits to "d cup">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34DD">> <<set $tits to "dd cup">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34E">> <<set $tits to "e cup">> <</if>> <</if>> <</if>> <</link>> <<else>> <<link [[Wear it|Dubai dressup]]>> <<set $dressClass to "fuscia party dress">> <<if $bra eq "">> <<set $tits to "">> <</if>> <<if $pcBraSize eq "34DD">> <<set $dress to "dd cup fuscia party dress">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34E">> <<set $dress to "e cup fuscia party dress">> <<else>> <<set $dress to "a to d cup fuscia party dress">> <</if>> <</link>> <</if>> <</if>> <<if $dubaiDress eq "LBD">> <<print "Little black dress ">> <<if $dressClass eq "LBD">> <<link [[Take it off|Dubai dressup]]>> <<set $dress to "">> <<set $dressClass to "">> <<if $bra eq "">> <<if $tanlinedTits eq "0">> <<if $pcBraSize eq "34A">> <<set $tits to "a cup tanned tits">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34B">> <<set $tits to "b cup tanned tits">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34C">> <<set $tits to "c cup tanned tits">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34D">> <<set $tits to "d cup tanned tits">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34DD">> <<set $tits to "dd cup tanned tits">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34E">> <<set $tits to "e cup tanned tits">> <</if>> <<elseif $tanlinedTits eq "1">> <<if $pcBraSize eq "34A">> <<set $tits to "a cup">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34B">> <<set $tits to "b cup">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34C">> <<set $tits to "c cup">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34D">> <<set $tits to "d cup">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34DD">> <<set $tits to "dd cup">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34E">> <<set $tits to "e cup">> <</if>> <</if>> <</if>> <</link>> <<else>> <<link [[Wear it|Dubai dressup]]>> <<set $dressClass to "LBD">> <<if $bra eq "">> <<set $tits to "">> <</if>> <<if $pcBraSize eq "34A">> <<set $dress to "a cup little black dress">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34B">> <<set $dress to "b cup little black dress">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34C">> <<set $dress to "c cup little black dress">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34D">> <<set $dress to "d cup little black dress">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34DD">> <<set $dress to "dd cup little black dress">> <<elseif $pcBraSize eq "34E">> <<set $dress to "e cup little black dress">> <</if>> <</link>> <</if>> <</if>> </div> <div style="background-color:mistyrose; padding: 5px;">Shoes</div> <div style="background-color:oldlace; padding: 5px;"> <<if $dubaiShoes eq "black laceup sandals">> <<print "Black lace up sandals">> <<if $undershoes eq "black laceup sandals">> <<link [[Take them off|Dubai dressup]]>> <<set $undershoes to "">> <</link>> <<else>> <<link [[Wear them|Dubai dressup]]>> <<set $undershoes to "black laceup sandals">> <</link>> <</if>> <</if>> <<if $dubaiShoes eq "black heels">> <<print "Black high heels">> <<if $undershoes eq "black heels">> <<link [[Take them off|Dubai dressup]]>> <<set $undershoes to "">> <</link>> <<else>> <<link [[Wear them|Dubai dressup]]>> <<set $undershoes to "black heels">> <</link>> <</if>> <</if>> <<if $dubaiShoes eq "nude heels">> <<print "Nude high heels">> <<if $undershoes eq "nude heels">> <<link [[Take them off|Dubai dressup]]>> <<set $undershoes to "">> <</link>> <<else>> <<link [[Wear them|Dubai dressup]]>> <<set $undershoes to "nude heels">> <</link>> <</if>> <</if>> <<if $dubaiShoes eq "red ankle strap heels">> <<print "Red ankle strap heels">> <<if $undershoes eq "red ankle strap heels">> <<link [[Take them off|Dubai dressup]]>> <<set $undershoes to "">> <</link>> <<else>> <<link [[Wear them|Dubai dressup]]>> <<set $undershoes to "red ankle strap heels">> <</link>> <</if>> <</if>> <<if $dubaiShoes eq "work heels">> <<print "Black ankle strap heels">> <<if $undershoes eq "work heels">> <<link [[Take them off|Dubai dressup]]>> <<set $undershoes to "">> <</link>> <<else>> <<link [[Wear them|Dubai dressup]]>> <<set $undershoes to "work heels">> <</link>> <</if>> <</if>> </div> <>

After one last look in the mirror, you head downstairs to meet Max Sandström... <div class="devnote">Dev note: Unfortunately, you've reached the end of the mission in this version of Female Agent. In a future version, you'll be ready to go on your date with Max. Agents in possession of an iPhone hack drive can carry out some industrial espionage, and all agents can have a sexy fling with him. Later you'll move onto Thailand, where you'll find a place to live, and audition for a job at The Hard Cock Cafe. More content is being worked on as you read this! For updates, and to check for newer versions, check out the <a href="https://www.patreon.com/crushstation">Patreon page</a>. Thanks for playing this first version of Female Agent! $pcFirstname $pcSurname will always remember you. 🦀 Crush Station, August 2017.</div>