Training to Beat Sukuna! Jujustu Kaisen: *shows rocky, pandora, juicy, fantastic & kimiko talking to masamichi* masamichi: WELCOME TO JUJUTSU HIGH! masamichi: GOJO BEEN SEALED AWAY! AND WITH SUKUNA RUNNING AMOK! *cuts to sukuna destroying a city and laughing* sukuna: HAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *cuts back to masamichi* masamichi: WERE PRETTY MUCH FUCKED WITHOUT GOJO! SO! WE'VE SENT OUT RECRUITMENT FLYERS TO HELP PUT A STOP TO SUKUNA! *shows rocky staring at the flyer* rocky: Oh.. that said recruitment.. Oh..... dang. masamichi: STATE YOUR NAMES NOW! rocky: Hi! My names rocky! Im 22 and im into women with big butts! *todo claps and teleports into the room* todo: I LIKE HIM! rocky: and this is my mom! pandora: I should of had that plan B. rocky: thats big money fantastic fantastic: hoi! rocky: Thats the adorable Kimiko- *shows kimiko touching a lamp* rocky: HEY! STOP FUCKING WITH THAT LAMP MOTHER FUCKER! kimiko: KIMIKOS SORRY!! IM SORRY!! *the lamp explodes anyway* rocky: and this is juicy. I dont really like him but hes here. juicy: BRUH WHAT- masamichi: WELCOME TO JUJUTSU HIGH! WERE GONNA NEED YOUR ABILITYS FOR THE BIG FIGHT AGAINST SUKUNA! rocky: Dont worry Mr Principal guy! Id win. masamichi: TODO! TAKE EM TO THE TRAINING GROUNDS! pandora: I DO NOT WANT TO BE HERE! IM SICK OF MY STUPID ASS SPECIAL ED SON ALWAYS SIGNING US UP FOR SHIT! *transitions them to the training grounds* pandora: HOW THE FUCK DID WE GET HERE!? I FUCKING HATE IT HERE!! I JUST WANT TO PLAY MINECRAFT! todo: Now NEWBIES! this is my brother yuji! yuji: Hi! I like women like jennifer lawrence! HAHAHAH!!!! *snorts* rocky: Nice to meet you yuji! This is my supportive mom! pandora: I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU! I HOPE YOU FALL OFF A CLIFF AND LAND ON A ROCK THAT GETS SHOVED UP YO ASS rocky: i love you too mommy! yuji: Ok guys! whats your curse techniques? juicy: shitttt my curse technique is called... rocky: Juicy you promise your curse technique isnt sus? *juicy stares at rocky* juicy: MY curse technique is called "Lyrical Genius!" rocky: Oh! Thats pretty cool- juicy: It makes you CUM- rocky: OK we skipping him, What bout you fantastic? fantastic: Shittt I got Cursed Speech! rocky: Yo like Inumaki!? Thats pretty cool! fantastic: *clears his throat* NIGG- *rocky cuts him off before he finishes* rocky: Nope! Just like that your out the video. fantastic: Not gonna lie, it was worth it rocky: what bout you mom? pandora: "Annoyance" rocky: What does it do? pandora: Brutally beats up anyone that annoys me *pandora stares at rocky* *he starts getting beaten up by the air* rocky: OUCH! HEY MOM STOP! FRIENDLY FIRE! FRIENDLY FIRE!!! yuji: Very.. Interesting abilitys.. megumi: ya were fucked. yuji: ANYWAYS! Your first sparring partner is gonna be the goat himself Toji! *toji pops up* toji: Why the hell am i here? rocky: Wait isnt he dead? toji: I am literally dead. *fan girls started popping up infornt of toji* fan girl: OMG TOJI I LOVE YOU! TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF! TAKE IF OFF!! TAKE IT OFF!! *they throw their bras and panties at toji and he just standing there* toji: I hate it here. rocky: (sighs) horny women am i right mom? *shows pandora simping for toji* rocky: MOM WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!? pandora: TOJIIIII I NEED YOUUU!! ILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU PLEASEEEEEEEEE! I MAKE GOOD PUMPKIN BREAD! rocky: BUT MOM WHAT BOUT OUR FAMILY!? pandora: HUH!? I DONT GIVE A FUCK BOUT YALL! juicy: Look at these women being down bad over one person, Heh.. Youll never see me like that. *mei mei pops up* mei mei: hehe.. Yuji dear hows training the new recruits Sukuna is arriving soon. *juicy starts simping and humping the ground* juicy: MEI MEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! GIVE ME... MEI MEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! mei mei: Excuse me? juicy: MAN ILL FUCK THE SHIT OUTTA YO- *long bleeped out paragraph rocky is muting juicy after every sentence* *everyone stares in shocked* pandora: Fuckin hypocrite. kimiko: OOO! Can kimiko! Show off her curse technique?? juicy: NO! THATS EXACTLY WHY WE SKIPPED YOU! kimiko: Watch this- AHh AHHH AHH CHUUU!!!! *sniffles* Sorry had something in my nose- *shows that juicy disappeared* rocky: Kimiko... Whered juicy go? kimiko: Uhh i dont kno. *shows juicy in the backrooms* juicy: Where tf am i!? *juicy sees a black figure staring at the him smiling* juicy: AYE YO! GET ME OUTTA HERE TOONZIES! IF YOU DO ILL DROP MY ALBUM RIGHT NOW! PLEASE PLEASE- *cuts back to everyone* *sukuna pops up* sukuna: HAHAHA!!!! yuji: SHIT!! ITS SUKUNA!!! rocky: NOT SUKUNA!! pandora: BREED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rocky: STOPPPPP! Yuji: Ayo yall got this right? kimiko: Dont worry, Id win. rocky: WAIT KIMIKO! WAIT! kimiko: Kimiko will- AHHH AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH!! CHUUUUUUUUU!!! *sniffles* Phew! Kimiko will save the world! *everyone was gone but kimiko* kimiko: huh? Whered did everybody go? *shows everyone in the backrooms panicking and crying and running around as juicy was in the fetal position* The end.