■1
・アルドさん！バッチリです！そのままキープしててください！
Aldo, that's it! Please hold that pose!
・チョコレート像のモデルって言ってだけどなんで鍍金術師団のやつらと調理師団のやつらが一緒にいるんだ？
They said this was to model for a chocolate statue, so why are both the cooking and metal plating divisions here too?

■2
・それじゃいきますよー！我々鍍金術師団と調理師団が開発した新作の魔法チョコレート！
Then, we'll start! With the combined efforts of both the cooking and metal plating divisions, we have developed this new magic chocolate!
・は？え？ちょっと待て！何でその筒みたいな…
What? Huh? Wait a minute! What's with that tube-like thing....

■3
・んぶっあ！！
Nbgaah!!
・おい待て！何だこれ？！
Hey, wait! What's this?!
・熱くもないし体に影響もないで安心してください
Please be assured, it is not hot and your body won't be affected by it.
・そういう話してんぇから！
That's not what I'm asking about!

■4
・そのままジッとしててくださいね！ポーズ変えられると因るんで！
Please stay still! Otherwise, the pose will change!
・な…んだ…う…動けねぇ…
Wha...t the... C-...can't move...
・体が…固まっ…
My body's... hardening...

■5
・うん…何か微妙な顔になっちゃったけど成功だ！
Hmm... The look got somewhat delicate, but it was a success!
・また何人か試してみないとな
We have to try it out on a few more people.
・何だ…？！どうなってんだこれオレがチョコの像になってんのか？！
What the...?! What just happened?! Was I turned into a chocolate statue?!