Fionna hates her job! Fionna & Cake:


*shows fionna talking to her boss at mcdonalds*

boss: Ok fionna! This is your first day so your gonna be working the cash register today. You think you can handle it?

*fionna is upset*

fionna: Ughhhhhh social interactionnnnnnnnnnnnnnnssss 

*boss gets mad*

boss: DO YOU WANT THAT PAPER!?

fionna: Ughhhhh i have no choice.

boss: THEN STOP COMPLAINING FOREHEAD!

*boss walks away*

fionna: ughhhhh i hope cake is doing ok at home..

*cuts to cake laying on her back snorting cake nip and staring at the camera*

*cuts back to fionna taking a customers order*

fionna: Hello, welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you.

*shows juicy & greasy*

juicy: shitttttttt are you on the menu baby?

*fionna is confused*

fionna: uhhh.. Excuse me??

juicy: Did i stutter mommy? 

fionna: I was kinda hoping you were gonna say "just kidding"

juicy: Lemme get a large fry.

fionna: ughhhh. will that be all?

juicy: lemme get a thigh job wit dat?

fionna: Do you have a mental disability!?

juicy: Im mentally insane for those thighs.

fionna: SAY ONE MORE THING!

greasy: Lemme get a Mcdouble deep in them guts.

*fionna punches greasy*

greasy: Mmmmm mommmy

fionna: GETCHO CREEPY ASS OUTTA HERE!

juicy: can i please fuck yo thighs!? Respectfully!

*fionna throws the cash register at juicy and storms off*

juicy: WTF DUDE!? BRING ME YO MANAGER!

boss: FIONNA WHYD YOU THROW THE CASH REGISTER AT THE CUSTOMERS!?

fionna: THEY WERE HARRASSING ME THE WHOLE TIME!!!

boss: Ugh look just take over at the drive thru for now until we fix the cash register!

*cuts to fionna at the drive thru*

fionna: Welcome to Mcdonalds, can i take your order.

*juicy & greasy pull up to the window*

juicy: Can i have yo kitty deepfried in sting ray nut?

fionna: OH MY FUCKING GOD!

juicy: LEMME FUCK YO THIGHS BABY DAMN!

fionna: GO STUFF YO HEAD IN YO DICK HOLE PENIS MAN! I QUIT!!

greasy: Im gonna this bitch.. IM GONNA FUCK HER!

*fionna storms off*

*cuts to clothes retail place in the mall*

boss: Ok fionna! Your job is simple! All you gotta do is fold the clothes and help a customer if he needs help!

fionna: Ughhhhhhhhhh my anxiety starting to kick in....

guy: Excuse me ma'am, do you have this in a size Large?

fionna: *sighs* the large sizes are over there.

*juicy pops up*

juicy: how bout i give you something large?

fionna: WHAT THE FUCK!? YOU GUYS AGAIN!? 

juicy: cmon baby, i just want to fuck yo THIGHS! Respectfully!

fionna: EW GET OUTTA HERE YOU CREEP!

juicy: Bruh i got 4 BANDS on me right now. PLEASE!

fionna: FUCK OFF PERV!

*greasy pulls down his pants* 

greasy: look at it. It’s out now. So if I touch you I’m wrong right?

*cuts to greasy smelling and licking fionnas feet*

juicy: Damn greasy you FREAKY!

greasy: ykno how i do!

*fionna punchs greasy & juicy*

juicy: WTF DUDE!? IM TELLIN YO MANAGER!

fionna: GO AHEAD BITCH I QUIT!!!

*music starts playing*

fionna: I swear to God.

*gravity king pops up and starts singing to fionna, and fionna is pissed the more she listens to the song*

*she throws a cash register at gravity king*

gravity king: AH FUCK!

*fionna storms off*

juicy: IM FILLED WITH SEXUAL DESIRES YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND!! I JACK OFF ALL DAYYY! I JACK OFF ALL DAYYYYY!! I JACK OFF ALL DAY-

*cuts to fionna being a waitress*

fionna: Hi my name is fionna and ill be your waitress for today, what would you like to order?

*juicy pops up*

juicy: I would like yo thighs dipped in A1 steak sauce!

fionna: THATS IT! IM DONE!

juicy: wait wait wait! I got something for you!

*juicy pulls out a platter puts it on the table and removes the veil and its greasy in his underwear posing*

greasy: im ready

*fionna just stares*

*gravity king comes in and yells*

gravity king: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?

Juicy: YO YO YO HOLD IT DOWN BRO HOLD IT DOWN

Gravity king: NAH FUCK THAT BITCH

JUICY: NAH I KNOW THIS SIDE CHARACTER AINT CALLIN ME A BITCH!

*Cuts to Fiona or me staring as they argue*

*fionna gets pissed*

fionna: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

The end.