Just give me sonic frontiers!:

*doorbell*

*sonic boys father opens the door*

*shows a cop with sonic boy at the door*

*sonic boy has blood all over him and he has an angry expression on his face*

police: Excuse me sir, is this your son?

*the father stares*

dad: Nope not at all

father: Uhhh you sure? This boy says this is his house

dad: nah i dont kno bruh bruh

sonicboy: DAD YOU DO KNO ME!!!

dad: *sighs* what did he do.

police: Well anyway, your son go himself in a altercation nearly killing a group of guys

*flash back before the incident*

*shows a group a guys talking at the park*

guy: Hey bro, have you played the new sonic game? Sonic frontiers?

guy: ya dude its completely ass

*sonic boy pops up in the distance with a boom sound effect making a creepy face at the boys*

guy: ya agree dude, fuck frontiers the controls are weird as fuck the lack of dialogue is sad and the music isnt that good

sonicboy: hey dont talk bout sonic like that you ass

guy: MAN SHUTCHO PALE ASS UP!

sonicboy: CHAOS CONTROL!!

guy: YO WHAT THE FUC-

*cuts back to police man and sonic boy*

sonicboy: ITS NOT MY FAULT THEY WERE DISRESPECTING SONIC!!!

dad: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU! SONIC ISNT REAL!!

sonicboy: BUT DAD YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I LOVE SONIC

dad: NAH YOU JUST LOVE HIS DICK

*the police officer intervenes*

police: Ok i see this lil boi is a furry so um ya imma head out, yall have a nice day now ya hear?

*cops leaves*

sonicboy: Dad can you buy me sonic frontiers?

dad: SHUT YO ASS UP FURRY!

sonicboy: DAD YOU GOTTA GET ME FRONTIERS!!! PLEASE I MUST HELP SONIC SAVE THE WORLD!!

dad: How bout you get a J.O.B and get it yourself

sonicboy: I JUST WANT THE SONIC GAME AND U BEING A FAT BITCH ABOUT IT

dad: YO MOMMA NIGGA

sonicboy: MAYBE IF YOU STOP SPENDING THE HOUSE MONEY ON BOOSE AND HOES YOULL BE ABLE TO AFFORD THE GAME YOU CUNT!

*dad starts unbuckling his belt*

sonicboy: DAD IM SORRY CHILL CHILL!

dad: Cmere son, nah cmere im not gonna hurt you

sonicboy: DAD IM SOR-

*loud spanking noises*

*sonic boy screams*

*cuts to his dad sending sonic boy to his room*

dad: NOW STAY IN YO ROOM YOUR GROUNDED

sonicboy: DAD WHAT THE HELL!?

dad: ROOM SON! ROOM!

sonicboy: WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO STAY IN MY ROOM?!

dad: YO ASS GONNA STAY IN YO ROOM AS PUNISHMENT! NO VIDEO GAMES, NO SONIC, NO FOOD, NO DICK, NO LOVE!

sonicboy: WHAT THE FUCK STAYING IN MY ROOM GONNA DO?!

dad: ITS GONNA TEACH YOU MANNERS!

sonicboy: HOW THE FUCK IS IT GONNA DO THAT BITCH!?

dad: STAY IN YO ROOM!!

sonicboy: MANNERS MY ASS! IM NOT LEARNING SHIT!

dad: SHUT UP! ROOM!!

sonicboy: JUST GIVE ME THE SONIC GAME SO I CAN FUCK SONIC!!

dad: I TOLD YO ASS SONIC AINT REAL!!

sonicboy: HOW THE FUCK YOU GONNA TELL ME NIGGA!?

dad: LOOK AT THE FUCKING-

*sonic boy starts kicking the wall*

sonicboy: I FUCKED SONIC ON MY GOD DAMN BED EVERY NIGHT!!

dad: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND JUST STAY IN YO ROOM

*it gets quiet*

sonicboy: Sonic is real dad...

dad: no he aint shut up

sonicboy: YO MOMMA!

*dad pulls out a gun*

dad: watchu say?

sonicboy: uhh nothing daddy.

dad: ighhttt

*dad walks away*

*sonic boy starts crying*

sonicboy: *sobbing* I just wanted the new sonic game dad!! THATS ALL I WANTED!

sonicboy: *sobbing* AND SONIC IS REAL DAD!!!

*a portal pops up and sonic comes out of it*

sonicboy: S-sonic!

sonic: Hey lil buddy long time no see!

sonicboy: OMG I KNEW YOULL SHOW UP! I LOVE YOU SONIC!!

sonic: You want sonic frontiers?

sonicboy: yes sonic yess!

sonic: Ill give you Sonic Frontiers, if you eat this chili dog!

*sonic holds the chili dog to his crotch*

*sonic boy stares*

sonic: dontchu want sonic frontiers lil buddy?

sonicboy: OF COURSE!

sonic: Cmere.. and eat this chili dog lil buddy*

*sonic makes a creepy face at sonic boy*

*sonic boy stares*

sonicboy: OMG YES SONIC

*gag noises* 

the end