So Demon Slayer Season 3 Just Dropped.. *shows pandora yelling at rocky* pandora: WHY DO YOU DO THIS EVERY TIME YOU SPECIAL ED CHILD! rocky: I AINT DO ANYTHING!! pandora: I told yo goofy ass the flyer says "Recruiting" NOT "Vacation" rocky: YOU SAID YOU GOT TIRED OF US ON VIDEO GAMES AND NOT SPENDING TIME WITH EACH OTHER SO I GOT A VACATION IN A NO SIGNAL AREA!!! juicy: NOW HOW WILL I KNOW WHERE THE HOT SINGLE MOMS IN MY AREA ARE!? *shinobu appears* shinobu: Ohh! Welcome! Im assuming you're the new recruits! rocky: Oh you must be Shinobubububu! Were here for the Butterfly mansion Vacation resort hoilday! shinobu: oh! Haha! You silly bitch! You must not have read the fine print! This isnt a vacation resort! We sent out those flyers looking for Recruits! See! *shinobu holds up a flyer that says "recruits"* *shows pandora giving rocky a death stare* pandora: WHAT DID I SAY YOU STUPID FUCKING CHEESE STICK!! rocky: well you did say i had a 3rd grade reading level.. kimiko: ooooo Vacation! Yay!! Kimiko wants to play with the little soaps in the bathroom! *tanjiro, inosuke, & zenistu appear* tanjiro: Hey Shinobu! Are these the new demon slayer recruits? Its a pleasure to meet you all! Im tanjiro! We'll be your teachers- *inosuke interupts tanjiro* inosuke: SHUT UP TACO! DONT YOU SEE THAT DEMON NEXT TO THEM!? *inosuke points at billy* billy: Wait what!? inosuke: HAHAHA! CMERE YOU DEMON!! billy: IM NOT A DEMON CHILL!!! *cuts to billy running away from insouke screaming while inosuke is laughing* tanjiro: INOSUKE CHILL HES JUST BLACK! *inosuke stops* WHAT!? REALLY SO HES A NIG- *cuts to kimiko having a conversation wit Mitsuri* kimiko: Oooo! I love mint ice cream too! mitsuri: I know right!? It tastes like the stuff you use to brush your teeth! kimiko: hehe! I go to church on thursdays! mitsuri: I suck the salt off the pringles before i eat them! kimiko: Kimiko got pulled over for being Sober! mitsuri: I throw job applications at the homeless! kimiko: My pronouns are "Dumb" & "Bitch" mitsuri: I play basketball with a football kimiko: Have you heard of the anime called Demon slayer? *mitsuri is confused* mitsuri: What the fuck is that? *Juicy pops in* juicy: Yo what the hell are yall talkin bout? *cuts to tanjiro talking to rocky and the others* tanjiro: Ok New recruits! Show me some of your're Breathing techniques! rocky: Alright bet! Have you heard of Booty Breathing!? *tanjiro has a blank stare* tanjiro: Uhh no but i dont think i want to! *rocky is charging with his sword* rocky: BOOTY BREATHING! 4th FORM!!! EARTHQUAKE BOOTY NUMBA 4! juicy: MOVE BRO! ITS JUICYS TURN!! *shows juicy powering up using his breathing technique hes slowly stroking his sword while doing it* juicy: juicy breathingggggggg 69th formmmmmmmm IMBOUTAKUMMMMMMMMMMMM- rocky: NIGGA WHY YOU GOTTA MAKE IT GAY!? juicy: You just mad cuz my juicy style is better than yo booty style! rocky: NIGGA YOUR LEGIT STROKING YO DICK! juicy: FUCK YOU BITCH! *rocky & juicy start aruging while tanjiro is just staring at them* *cuts to pandora flirting wit giyu* pandora: Sooo Youre a water style user huh? lemme show you MY water styl- *rocky interupts her* rocky: MOM WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? rocky: WHAT BOUT DAD!? pandora: HES DEAD- *kimiko pops up* kimiko: EVERYONE IM SO SORRY!!! IM SORRY!! IM SORRY!!!! rocky: KIMIKO WHAT DID YOU TOUCH!? kimiko: I was playing wit my sword and accidentally killed all those people over there! *shows to her pointing to a bunch of demons, upper moon demons, and lower moons demons piled up* rocky: Holy shit kimiko! You progressed through the story faster than the main cast! pandora: Kimiko you did a good thing! You wiped out ALL the demons! kimiko: *kimiko stops sobbing* so-so kimiko saved the world?? pandora: well, i guess so! pandora: TEHE! YAY!! KIMIKO SAVED THE WORLD! SCORE 2 FOR KIMIKO! *Muzan appears outta no where* rocky: Yo is that logic? *muzan stops mimicing micheal jackson grabbing his crotch, screaming, making the noises he makes* juicy: AYO MICHEAL JACKSON IS COOKIN! *tanjiro charges at muzan* tanjiro: MUZANNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!! *muzan hits him wit a HEHE then knocks tanjiro far away* *shows billy charging* billy: ITS BILLYS TIME TO SHINE- *muzan hits him wit a HEHE then knocks billy far away* *muzan starts talking like micheal jackson at a very low tone* muzan: Listen up! HEHE!!!!!! All you humans need to beat it! SHAMONA!!! WOOO!!! You humans are ignorant WOOOO!!! HEHEH!!! Im going to Enslave you all like a smooth criminal! WOOO!! HEHE!!! and im gonna destroy the sun!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! HEHE!!! And im letting all the furry art be valid! WOOO!! AND! imma kill all the local milfs in our area- *muzan instantly gets knocked down by pandora and juicy* *there yelling at muzan saying some random shit like "HOW DARE U TAKE OUR MILFS!? THE HELL WRONG WIT YOU"* *then rocky, juicy, & pandora are just stomping muzan as hes making micheal jackson noises* *shinobu and the other demon slayers are just staring at them in confusion* The end.