Happy Suburbs Ep. 7 *black screen with a knocking on a door* *shows happy gang waiting outside the door* *its night time and happy gang made it to bobs house undetected* *bob opens the door and stares at them* bob: Welll fuck me in the ass, rub baby oil on my body and leave me in the sun, cut my pp off and put it on ebay, check the pulse on my nutsack, drink ketchup juice outta my belly button, and call me magic mike! PAN FUCKIN DORA!!! its been a while!! and its my bed fuckin time. *cuts to them going inside looking around bobs house its a sex house filled with old lady and milfs n shit* bob: Well make yourself at home i was shooting a scene earlier so please be mindful where you step! *myron steps on some white stuff* myron: BRUH WHAT THE FUCK!!! *bob sits on a casting couch with some girls* bob: SO PANDORA AND RANDOMS! What do you need Eh?? pandora: Look bob we need a way to get to the moon.. We are currently on a journey trying to find these. *pandora pulls out the bag with the greed donuts* bob: Ohhhh i see so you must be the chosen ones. alexis: You know about these? bob: These artifacts carry a huge amount of power that shouldnt be in the hand of any mortals! Im pretty sure you guys heard the story already.. bob: Soo you guys are the reason for ToonZville fall?? dre: Nigga what?? bob: You guys are the ones who brought back hitler and his nazis, And brought back the dinosuars. Ya... They destroying Toonzville right now.. Look at the news! *bob turns on the tv* news achor: Breaking news! For the last 8 hours people have been locked up in these concentraction camps, and some even being killed if they nose is big.. Also! theres been multiple reports of "dinosuars" running around killing and eating everything they see. And we also got reports that a huge chunk of the police force and swat team was taken out hours ago by a group of masked people! This may be the end of Toonzvill~ *Before he finishes his sentence a pterodactyl swoops in and carries the news achor away* camera man: TOM NO!!! TOM COME BACK!!! TOM!!! TOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!! TOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!! *a nazi pops up being the camera man and shoots him* nazi: SIEG HEIL!!! camera man: FU~ *the tv cuts off and the news show says technical difficulties* rocky: Whelp.. We just doomed our city. pandora: Listen bob.. We really need to get all 9 of these Greed Donuts! Tiny BITCH senpai got 2 from the future and we have 1 from the future and 2 in our current time zone.. We cant let this horny bitch get all of them. Can you make us a ship to get to the moon? rocky: Waitttt i thought this nigga was in the porn business bob: Nah this is just a side hustle, My main hustle is Twitch streaming. dre: i bet you get no donations bitch. bob: Im also a successful scientist, social studies teacher, video game devopler, former astronaut, Minecraft survival veterian, and a music producer. rocky: Weird flex but ok. pandora: So bob can you help us? *bob pulls out a greed donut* bob: Yall looking for this? dre: BRUH WHAT THE FUCK?! WHERED YOU GET DAT!! bob: Oh this is the greed donut from the moon! Remember i said i was a former astronaut? yaaaa i got this 6 months ago! The final greed donut yall seek! dre: Ayooooo can we borrow dat shit real quick? bob: Nnnnope! pandora: BOB DO YOU WANT TO SEE EVERYONE YOU LOVE DIE?? BY A GUY WHO LEGIT CALLS HIMSELF TINY DICK SENPAI?! JUST GIVE US THE GREED DONUT SO WE CAN FIX OUR SHIT!!! bob: yeah I'll give you the donut if you help me with a major crime myron: We already wanted fuck it bob: ight listen, A few months ago i played a mean game of rock paper scissors to this bitch, The hoe said i cheated!!! Then This bitch had the audacity to say i owe her money im over here likeeeee.. BITCH YOU OWE ME MONEY I WON!! I NEVER CHEAT! Then she was likeeee.. "youve been cheating in this game for 6 months and I HAD A ENOUGH YOU FINNA PAY!" Then i was like... Tell me why i gotta pay?? then she hit me with sum shit she got from google or sum saying "The law requires that all parents have a financial obligation to their children. If your child isn't living with you, you are required to make child support payments, unless the custodial parent waives that right, or your parental rights are legally terminated." Then She stole ALL my money! bob: This is where yall come in! I need yall to steal something valuable from her.. rocky: Like what? her left shoe? bob: Nah her child! yaaaaaaa.. She'll never see dis coming! It'll be nice and easy job! Walk in do the transaction then you outta there! BOOM!! Once you do the job. Ill give you the donut. Deal?? Myron: Shitt fuck dem kids! pandora: We dont have our van anymore so can we borrow your car and can you slide us some disguises? bob: Sure! I got a white van out back you guys can use! itll be perfect for you guys! *cuts to the outside all dressed in black ski masks infront of bobs white van that says "Not Black People" Written on it* alexis: Dude really? bob: Hey! Im saving yall from police brutality!! The End.